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I know the Good Book's good because the Good Book says it's good.
I know the Good Book's good because the Good Book says it's good.
05/27/12 at 06:36 PM by White
Date & Time: Saturday, December 22nd, 2012, 12:57 PM
Place: Heaven

The apocalypse has but a day prior ravaged the globe and all life on Earth has since been wiped out. The entirety of the human population is parked outside The Pearly Gates awaiting Yahweh, His ultimate judgement, and their final destination in the afterlife.

[Enter YAHWEH]

Yahweh: Alright, so. Goddamn there are a lot of you here. But, yeah, whatever. Ahem. Let's get right down to business, shall we? Okay. Basically, as I'm sure you're aware, you won't all be staying up here. What I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna call out certain groups by name, i.e. murderers and adulterers, and anyone and everyone who qualifies as such will then have one of my angels toss a giant magic net...[read more]
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08:13 AM on 12/03/12
MyFriendsOver
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I just stumbled upon this blog, and I think you raise some legitimate concerns. I certainly see where you're coming from on all of this. One thing I would point out, though, is that few Christians believe that a person will be sent to hell simply for being a homosexual. In fact, the same goes for the murderers, rapists, and compulsive liars. All of those people can enter heaven! It's not so much about what you've done or what type of person you are (because if it was, we all mess up! Bad news for everyone), but about what you believe and who you trust for forgiveness.
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