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My 5th Grade Teacher Was A Stripper
My 5th Grade Teacher Was A Stripper
01/03/09 at 02:36 PM by Schreiforme417
Sierra did not believe me. We were talking about hot teachers and I mentioned I have only ever had two-- my hs freshman year english teacher and my 5th grade teacher. she was a stripped. Nay, Sierra shouted (if we were in person, and in medieval times), it is just your imagination. Lies, I responded. Here is my proof. Granted, it is an essay I wrote about my experiences but still, work with me here people. This is the excerpt explaining this whole sitch....

I’m pretty sure my teacher was a stripper. It was the epitome of everything a young Catholic male could ask for. Long dark hair, skirts and Catholic school. I’m glad I had Ms. Sanders before puberty hit full force, or else things might’ve been a lot worse. Aside from being the most beautiful teacher I had ever had at Sacred Heart, I got the proof I needed one day when I, as well as three others, had to go to her car and get out the class rabbit’s supplies. In the backseat were assorted articles of clothing not meant to be worn in any classroom that was not being used by Playboy for a movie. Tossing them into a pile, Ms. Sanders covered the piled with a bag. She then handed three of us the supplies and a stack of cards to the fourth and told her to throw them out. Red with black ink, they showed a woman pole dancing. The words, from the brief look I got said “World’s Largest Bachelor Party.” That made my day. It made me wonder why she was hired. What happened to a background check? Was my school that desperate? Where in the Bible did it proclaim and condone that it was okay to take off clothing for money? I was pretty sure they stoned people for that.

Man, what I wouldn't do to see her again. Though, in reality she's probably much older and wrinkly by now. Sad. Oh well.
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