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tweet tweet mofos
06/29/09 at 04:29 PM by Schreiforme417
follow me on twitter. www.twitter.com/lncab



yes, this is shameless self promotion.

no, i don't care.


followwww


then tell me you're from AP, so i can love you forever
Tags: twitter, me, lncab
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I sold my soul to the open road
06/26/09 at 09:10 PM by Schreiforme417
It's not easy making a name for yourself
Where do you draw the line?
I never thought I'd be in this far
Let's have some fun and never change not for anyone
Try not to miss me when I'm gone

(Whoa uh oh, whoa uh oh)
I sold my soul to the open road
I'll live my life alone!

You won't find me in the same spot
Believe me I could never stop
My life's turned upside down
Meet me out past the train tracks
I'm leaving and not coming back
You're right and I was wrong
This town will be the downfall of us all

I'm gonna need you to try to follow along.
I did the best that I could to try and write you songs.
Now go tell them we sold out, like we're the ones who changed.
I write what I feel, I say what I mean.
You can't buy sincerity.

(Whoa uh oh, whoa uh oh)
I sold my soul to the open road
I'll live my life alone!


You won't find me in the same spot
Believe me I could never stop
My life's turned upside down
Meet me out past the train tracks
I'm leaving and not coming back
You're right and I was wrong
This town will be the downfall of us all

Don't forget yourselves
We made up our minds
And we signed 3! 4! 5! on that dotted line!
Don't forget yourselves
We made up our minds
And we signed 3! 4! 5! on that dotted line!

You won't find me in the same spot
Believe me I could never stop
My life's turned upside down
Meet me out past the train tracks
I'm leaving and not coming back
You're right and I was wrong


this put me in the mood to get on the road. world, here i come
Tags: A Day To Remember, Downfall of us all, road trip, world
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New Tattoo
06/24/09 at 08:44 PM by Schreiforme417






voila
Tags: Tattoo, Life, Travel, World, New
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What the fuck, seriously
06/23/09 at 03:29 PM by Schreiforme417
I was just on facebook and am friends, not sure why but i am, with some people from grammar school. this was a status of one of them, newly minted.


UHG!!!! dats aggy but wateva...always bout dat MONEY aniwais kno dhat!!


WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN. AT LEAST SPELL THINGS CLOSE TO WHAT THEY ARE. god i'm glad i got out of this godforsaken town.
Tags: facebook, unbearably stupid people
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New Tat, New Posts, Duke Nukem
06/22/09 at 10:39 AM by Schreiforme417
if there isn't something in that title for everyone, well damn then.

as it says, I get my new tat tomorrow. pictures to follow. it's going to be a compass with a world in side. because, you know, that whole traveling thing sorta appeals to me. just a little bit. sorry AP, no AP related design this time, but my AP heart will be right next to it

new posts, THREE (3) NEW POSTS ON THE WEBSITE.

they are all pretty funny, and i actually agree with people who said that, so that's gotta mean something. check'em out, read them, love me, comment on them.


www.letsnotcrashandburn.com


one is about duke nukem, the coolest video game character, other than link, of all time.


the end.

go read now, thanks


samgee the wise, or whatever.
Tags: Duke Nukem, 1990s, Pop Culture, LNCAB, Sam, Tattoo, New
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Vegas, baby
06/21/09 at 10:19 AM by Schreiforme417
Back from Vegas. Read some books, saw the strip, ate some food, gambled a bit, didn't win anything. got a tan. sat poolside. that is my experience. my advice, go with someone your own age. I yearn for a partner in crime, i am at my most effective then.

anywho.


new posts on site, check'em out. they're funny. no really.
Tags: me, sam, lets not crash and burn, vegas, new
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This Will Give You Nightmares
06/11/09 at 10:19 AM by Schreiforme417
just kidding, but it is really, really freakin weird. So, over spring break RG and I went to an all girls school where my friend goes and stayed a night on our way to springer. Now, all girls school sounded awesome. Like, it had everything in life a guy could ask for--girls without guys. So we get there and, well this is what happens just a short time later. You can see RG and I in the background at times, mostly trying to hide from the camera.




so check it out
Tags: All Girls School, Dance Party
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Dear Tom DeLonge,
06/10/09 at 10:04 AM by Schreiforme417
Dearest Tom,

Hey, Tom, how's it going? Are you glad to be back on the circuit, playing shows with the band that made you famous in the first place? I hope so. It must feel good to know that whatever you do, millions of people worldwide will be on their knees praising you, ready to suck you till you blow. I, as a fan, was very excited when blink announced their reunion. Now, I am not a crazy and obsessed fan, but I am a fan, I own four of blink's albums, all legitimately bought, mind you. I hope that you enjoyed that Domino's pizza or that six-pack that my money went towards you buying. I hope they tasted good. So anyway, I guess I'll get to my point, I know you're a busy guy, with all this blink hype again.

I saw your performance on Jimmy Kimmel and I was disappointed. No, disappointed may not be the best word. It felt more like, whenever you sang, someone was trying to take drill and go from ear drum to ear drum. I remember seeing another performance by you a few weeks ago, too, and I thought the same thing. But then I remembered, blink has been on hiatus, maybe he's rusty despite any of those other side projects you've engaged in. But no, on Kimmel, you were just as bad. Are you aware you're voice sounds like what I imagine a cat would if someone was trying to forcibly insert a cucumber into the cat's nostril? Because that is what you sound like. You don't like that metaphor? Okay, would you prefer to think that you sound like a guy who enjoys having his testicles stomped on by two-dollar hookers in high heels? You sound like that guy when he moans. Did I also mention that that same guy probably likes to watch little kids through blinds while they are at school? Yeah, that guy is sick and he has a sick moan. That was your voice.

I guess the point of this is that I am highly disappointed with you. You had such a good thing going when you were blink 1.0, now with blink 2.0 (coincidentally, did you know "Web 2.0" is now the millionth word in English? It was added today, fun fact) it just isn't that much of a good thing. I mean, Mark is great and Travis is spectacular as always, but you...not so much. blink has talked that you guys would do this until it isn't fun anymore. Well, it isn't fun for me to here you. I can only hope that, if you guys put out another album, the autotune is in full effect on your voice.

A discouraged fan,

Sam Slaughter, NJ/MT
Tags: blink 182, tom delonge, disappointment
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The Millionaires
06/09/09 at 09:39 AM by Schreiforme417
As a nation, we invest ourselves in many ventures that are idiotic, puerile and enstupiding (yes, I made a word up. I used my grasp of the language to do so, leave me be). One of these ventures is the Millionaires (and any number of other bands. cough here's looking at you, Brokencyde cough). As announced today, they were signed to Decaydance, Pete Wentz's record company. This irked me. To me and many, this band is not a band, it is just a group of whores. This business move also got me thinking; there are so many other things that we collectively could be doing with our time that would make us better people. Here is a list of some of them. Please add your own at the end.


1. Get OJ Simpson to finally and publicly admit to the murders he committed. Not in some "tell-all" book that is pulled from the shelves, I'm talking on national television in front of billions. The best venues that would capture the most viewers are most likely: Real Housewives of New Jersey, WWE Raw, or The Daily Show With Jon Stewart.

2. Set a new world record for the world's largest Pumpkin Pie. Decorate the top with the last fifty years' overstock of candy corn.

3. Pull our troops out of the Middle East and institute an ignorance is bliss policy until the world is happy with us again.

4. Dredge Loch Ness. Find Nessy. Display at Sea World. Teach it to do flips.

5. Create a full-size replica Sphinx out of beer bottles. In Paris, France.

6. Institute fight clubs in prisons to weed out the weak ones and free up space, thereby giving us more money in our tax returns.

7. Stop letting polar bears drown.

8. Engineer a beer helmet that not only delivers liquid in handy dandy tubes, but also keeps your head and cans cool.

9. Build a time machine. Bring back various world rulers a-la Bill and Ted. Leave them in a water park. Hilarity will ensue.

10. Build a water slide. From the top of Mount Everest.



All of these things would make us better people than giving "bands" like the Millionaires attention. Please, someone, undertake these things.
Tags: Millionaires, Brokencyde, Decaydance, Pointless, Better
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Safe to Say
06/09/09 at 08:29 AM by Schreiforme417
We watched the sunset and we told ourselves to never forget,
Just how good it felt to be surrounded
By a town that we knew like the back of our hands.
We felt alive, hoped for the very first time

Is it safe to say in the morning you'll come back
And things will be the same?
'Cause since the day you left, you know I've
Had a hard time and I want you to know
If you hear these words, won't you please just come back?

It's been a year now
But I still appreciate the sundown.
It reminds me somehow things will work out
And I'll fall to your arms, just like I'd always do
It felt so good, it was the very first time I felt alive.
Yeah, so alive.

Is it safe to say in the morning you'll come back
And things will be the same
'Cause since the day you left, you know I've
Had a hard time and I want you to know
If you hear these words, won't you please just come back?

If I could sing this out loud, I'd scream it to the clouds.
And everyone in this town would know what I'm about.
Rather die than feel this pain take me over again.
It's so hard to let you go.

Is it safe to say?

Is it safe to say in the morning you'll come back
And things will be the same?
'Cause since the day you left, you know I've
Had a hard time and I want you to know
If you hear these words, won't you please just come back?


blah
Tags: safe to say, valencia, life
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fuck me, damn you twitter
06/03/09 at 08:47 AM by Schreiforme417
yes, i made one. i'm not sure why, but i did. go, be a follower


www.twitter.com/LNCAB (the name makes sense when you think about it)


man, i'm still not sure why i did that. i guess i wanted to be cool. haha
Tags: twitter, tweet, follow me
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how to be a douche
05/28/09 at 08:57 PM by Schreiforme417
It hit me last night. I know how to be a douchebag.

go here and read how.

www.letsnotcrashandburn.com


go, pretty please, then send your friends.
Tags: how to be a douchebag
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Someone to Watch: One Funny Fucker
05/26/09 at 11:09 AM by Schreiforme417
so I saw this guy on Jimmy Kimmel and he also has a show Parks and Recreation.

His name is Aziz Ansari

check him out

here's some standup



i think he was on scrubs too.


funny fucker
Tags: aziz ansari, comedy, standup, funny
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I AM AN ELON ALUM!
05/23/09 at 05:20 PM by Schreiforme417
the title says it all. I graduated today, and I am officially done with my Elon college career. Now it is onto Montana, into the hell that is grad school.

I cannot wait.
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Fucking Senior Year
05/20/09 at 08:44 AM by Schreiforme417
If it werent for my senior year classes, I would be graduating with honors. At the end of Junior Year, I had a 3.68, now I'm graduating with a goddamn 3.48 .02 points from graduating cum laude, mother. fucker. that annoys the hell out of me. if it werent for a few damn teachers. ugh. fuck.
Tags: fuck them man
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