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Smashing Pumpkins - Oceania
06/20/12 at 10:35 AM by Logan K. Young
Smashing Pumpkins - Oceania
Record Label: EMI, essentially
Release Date: 19 June 2012


One cool evening, I run into someone I see regularly out and about. We get to talking, one thing leads to another, and she invites me back to her apartment. She makes me some soup, and after I am fed full, she pulls me into her bed.

The lights are turned off, and we start kissing. Each time I try to touch her Ďdown there,í she tenses up and moves away from me. This goes on for about 10 minutes until I finally ask if there is a problem.

She says, "There is something I have to tell you.Ē She then proceeds to tell me that she once fucked Billy Corgan.

I jump up and flip on the light.

She says "Look, itís not a big deal, I wonít tell anyone. Please stay, Iíll do anything you want me to do!"

I beg off politely, saying itís not really my trip. Iím *boom* out the door, on the street laughing to myself. (How could I not know!) Oops...

It occurs to me that I always thought she was a kind of weird-looking girl anyway.

I walked the 20 minutes home in the middle of the night and was relieved to get back safe. I go inside, walk to the bathroom, throw on the light, and gasp when I see the massive hickie [sic] on my neck.

Of course, the next day the band is rehearsing. When they see the mark, they ask who I had ended up with. I lie and say it was a tourist-type girl who had already left town.

After a few weeks, friends start coming up and asking me if I had slept with that girl who fucked Billy Corgan. I feign ignorance at the whole matter, but I start to get angry because I felt I had been duped innocently, acted honorably. Now, some sort of revenge was being played out.

After a couple more weeks of this, I finally pulled her aside and said not so politely that if she didnít stop telling people what had happened, that I would break both her arms and her legs. And that was the end of that...

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