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DaveZeroZero

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DaveZeroZero
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Conscience and cowardice are but the same thing.
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She says I think with my dick and thats alright cause I do And I know that's fucking sick but I'm not like her She just too damn mature and I just want liquor She needs to relax life's too short to waste on shit like that Although she may disagree I really think that she should Go cheerlead and party I always tell her She needs to loosen up put on some slut makeup Use the short time Being a little sleazy ain't a crime
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+44, A Rocket To The Moon, Acceptance, Ace Enders And A Million Different People, All Time Low, Anathallo, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Armor For Sleep, At the Drive-In, Augustana, Balance and Composure, Bayside, blink-182, Bon Iver, Boxcar Racer, Boys' Night Out, Brand New, Brave Citizens, Cataldo, Colour, Cute Is What We Aim For, Dance Gavin Dance, Data Select Party, Deaf Havana, Dear & The Headlights, Death From Above 1979, Elliott Smith, Ely Falls, Emanuel, Emarosa, Empires, Fall Out boy, For Felix, Forever The Sickest Kids, Forget Paris, Four Year Strong, Further Seems Forever, Gatsby's American Dream, Grammatics, Her Words Kill, Hidden In plain View, Honor Bright, Hot Rod Circuit, Houston Calls, I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business, ispystrangers, Just Surrender, King Of Spain, Knockout, Lakes, Looking Glass Wars, Loose Lips Sink Ships, Man Overboard, Manchester Orchestra, Mayday Parade, Merit, Midtown, Minus The Bear, Monument Monument, MxPx, Name Taken, New Found Glory, Out of Sight, Panic(!) At The Disco, Portugal. The Man, Right Away Great Captain, Rufio, Saosin, Saves The Day, Say Anything, Self Against City, Set Your Goals, Slick Shoes, Socratic, Sugarcult, Surprise Surprise, Take Notice, The Assembly Line, The Audition, The Beach Boys, The Black Noise Party Boys, The Chariot, The Color Fred, The Dear Hunter, The Devil & The Lion, The Early November, The Gaslight Anthem, The Graduate, The Injured List, The Lawrence Arms, The Lights Out, The Receiving End Of Sirens, The Sleeping, The Spill Canvas, This Town Needs Guns, Two Tongues, Waiting For Headlights, You Me And Everyone We Know, You Me At Six, Fireworks.
Favorite Books
The complete works of Oscar Wilde.
Favorite Movies
Epic Movie, Borat, Van Wilder, Superbad, Anchorman, The Dark Knight
Favorite TV Shows
Scrubs, Heroes, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CSI: Miami, House, Lab Rats, Mock the Week
Last Login: 11:22 AM (06/10/13)
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08:16 AM on 04/24/12
hellogorgeous
two up two down
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Hey Are You Alive?
01:07 PM on 12/12/09
hells army
Wasting Time
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ever got laid yet?
08:14 PM on 10/12/09
Poochemist
Not that easy to confuse
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Yeah I wouldn't expect anyone to know about Zero Zero. It was the dance/techno group that the lead singer of Lifetime formed with his wife when Lifetime first broke up.
12:53 AM on 10/11/09
Poochemist
Not that easy to confuse
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Hey, I was just wondering where your screenname comes from. Do you like the band Zero Zero?
11:48 PM on 07/12/09
Danii_01
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Hey.. u got a pretty good taste in music ay? =)
02:07 PM on 06/28/09
4N6 science
You look nice today.
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Dave where the hell have you been?
04:13 PM on 06/27/09
Deadbolt01
soundcloud.com/dellauk
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Sooo any reason why you havent't restarted posting in the eurokids?
02:07 AM on 03/22/09
Bloodsucker II
ExcuuUUuuse ME, princess!
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hahahhaah, avatar gave me teh gigglez!
03:36 AM on 03/16/09
firecrackaaa!
we're taking on the world together.
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How sweet of you, Dave. Hahaha.
01:13 AM on 03/16/09
firecrackaaa!
we're taking on the world together.
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How come?
12:42 AM on 03/16/09
firecrackaaa!
we're taking on the world together.
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Awww, you don't like Lily Allen?

Thank you Dave
08:50 PM on 03/15/09
firecrackaaa!
we're taking on the world together.
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Lily Allen
10:05 AM on 03/15/09
MADSTA
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I can't believe we haven't been friends this whole time.
08:51 AM on 02/27/09
Brooklyn2010
Oh cause without you things go hazy
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no prob!

And I do kind of... We have some company coming over for the weekend :)
08:33 AM on 02/27/09
Brooklyn2010
Oh cause without you things go hazy
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Well I really hope your flight goes well and that even though you're coming over for a funeral.....I hope you can have a little fun. :)

Lol, I have no clue but that is now fixed!
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Tachyon Python sucks dick.

AND ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!!!!11
Shut up! I have sex all the time, and there's rarely vomit.
I'd like to B my L on some T's.

Or for short, a BLT, if you will.
wudupp im back wit aa drunk brokne hand DAVEDEEEEEZEROface i love u. wtf am i talkin bout. wuddup
PLEASE CHECK YOUR CELLULAR DEVICE AND RESPOND WITH A LAWL.
Escape the Fate are a unique and original band.
you're becoming slightly more witty, dave.
One does not simply walk log into Mordor Absolutepunk.net!
Cause that's too much pressure and I can't do it all day long or with multiple people.
hermione, fuck yeah. she can alohamora my belt buckle and expelliarmus my clothes.
No, not meticulous. He's diong a service. Like an ice-cream man of sexiness.
I totally love Tokio Hotel! From Bill to Gustav from Georg to Tom. Such young souls with such strong lyrics. Even their songs that are in German sound good even though I can't understand them. What's your take on them?
1) you're impatient. no one's just going to fuck you immediately.
2) you can't just focus on one person which is sort of key.
3) you play hot and cold.
4) you can't be bothered to flirt with the people who are actually willing to flirt with you.
5) you're shallow.
6) you're unoriginal and you repeat lines.
7) you're ungrateful.
8) you're disrespectful.
9) you make people feel stupid and like you're better than them.
10) anal.
If there's one thing that the internet has taught me, it's that anal solves everything.

Daddy issues? Anal.
Drug addiction? Anal.
Depression? Anal.
Looking for a new man? Anal.
Birthday present? Anal.

Therefore it should follow that:

Pain from having anal sex? MOAR anal.

It's very simple, really.

I may have even just invented the 50th rule of the internet.
The great thing about having a penis is that you can't be a slut.
The PM function was for sending n00dz I was led to believe...
Well lil' Ms. HxC. Its like this. Us males want someone who will have sex with us. If they have a good attitude, cool, but we prefer bitches, especially ones our friends hate, because if our friends like them, well, she might have sex with him too. And can you blame her, you wanted someone who put out. And besides, nice girls dont put out.

So now that I have given advice, I would like noodz, not of you, as you said you are fat, but if you have hot friends/mother/sister it would be appreciated.
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