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02:42 PM on 04/01/08
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I dare quote you when I'm trying to have sex with that Ariane slut.
10:23 PM on 08/23/07
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Ya know, I literally looked for that picture for 20 minutes or so, couldn't find it and gave up. But you, you found it. Your internet searching skillz are far superior to mine. I'm going to go out on a limb here but, I think it might have something to do with you having a penis and me having a vagina.
07:40 AM on 08/23/07
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Cock Robot.
11:27 PM on 08/16/07
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you're my baby, baby
11:21 PM on 08/15/07
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10:08 PM on 08/14/07
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ATAL is eargasms, and we totally ate some mighty good pizza.

It was nice to meet you
08:06 PM on 08/02/07
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That account was made in January 03 retard, which you never realized, probably due to the fact that your head is so far up your own ass you're stuck trying to see if the cum stains from all these shitty bands have coagulated into something almost resembling a signature, so you can feel proud and have some sort of recognition for being a giant bitch all the time. (it's beside the fact that it was never a fake account, rather an alternate from the first time I was ever banned)

And if anything hate you because you "constantly" mentioned it, several weeks after the fact, of
course after I had already forgotten about the whole thing and why you were such a douche-bag.

Regardless though, this is not why I hate you. I hate you because of the stupid things you say here on a daily basis, which is all I need to. You're another fucking internet whore just waiting to latch on to the next trend or funny .gif or meme or whatever the fuck you think is so funny. (OH MY GOD IT'S A CAT WITH A CAPTION NEXT TO IT HOW ORIGINAL) Don't feel special though, it's not just you, everyone who has ever typed an lol or ha in response to you is just as much at fault. You see, it's your brand of brainless, inane bullshit that clutters up the boards and turns them into a steaming pile of waste and nonsense, with almost no room left for intelligent discourse or serious discussion.

You're not funny and definitely anything but original or genuine, and the fact that there may be people out there who think otherwise scares the shit out of me, even moreso when I see all these kids latching on to all these stupid fucking trends that might have gotten a giggle out of me 4 years ago when I first heard all this shit. But now it's dumb. Dumb and tired and stupid, which are three qualities that would perfectly describe you. Saying dumb and stupid together isn't even being redundant, you're just that fucking thick. Now you can go on thinking I hate you because you fancy yourself Sherlock Holmes and you think you might have embarrassed me once over a fake account (on the internet. seriously), but you'd be wrong. The fact is, I'm not that petty, if I was I would've said something that night. No no no no no, you've got it all wrong. I hate you for exhibiting your extreme stupidity.
03:35 PM on 07/11/07
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I wish so badly that I understood the pony you posted on my wall, because knowing you it's something good.
10:58 PM on 06/25/07
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herpes.
04:55 PM on 06/21/07
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i used to not like you, but now i think you're one of the better users on AP.
02:52 PM on 06/10/07
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10:43 AM on 06/07/07
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You stop being useless.
10:07 PM on 05/29/07
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that avatar is funny as fuck.
10:22 PM on 05/06/07
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a-HA!
05:39 PM on 05/02/07
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i'm listening to some abba. thought you should know.
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That account was made in January 03 retard, which you never realized, probably due to the fact that your head is so far up your own ass you're stuck trying to see if the cum stains from all these shitty bands have coagulated into something almost resembling a signature, so you can feel proud and have some sort of recognition for being a giant bitch all the time. (it's beside the fact that it was never a fake account, rather an alternate from the first time I was ever banned)

And if anything hate you because you "constantly" mentioned it, several weeks after the fact, of
course after I had already forgotten about the whole thing and why you were such a douche-bag.

Regardless though, this is not why I hate you. I hate you because of the stupid things you say here on a daily basis, which is all I need to. You're another fucking internet whore just waiting to latch on to the next trend or funny .gif or meme or whatever the fuck you think is so funny. (OH MY GOD IT'S A CAT WITH A CAPTION NEXT TO IT HOW ORIGINAL) Don't feel special though, it's not just you, everyone who has ever typed an lol or ha in response to you is just as much at fault. You see, it's your brand of brainless, inane bullshit that clutters up the boards and turns them into a steaming pile of waste and nonsense, with almost no room left for intelligent discourse or serious discussion.

You're not funny and definitely anything but original or genuine, and the fact that there may be people out there who think otherwise scares the shit out of me, even moreso when I see all these kids latching on to all these stupid fucking trends that might have gotten a giggle out of me 4 years ago when I first heard all this shit. But now it's dumb. Dumb and tired and stupid, which are three qualities that would perfectly describe you. Saying dumb and stupid together isn't even being redundant, you're just that fucking thick. Now you can go on thinking I hate you because you fancy yourself Sherlock Holmes and you think you might have embarrassed me once over a fake account (on the internet. seriously), but you'd be wrong. The fact is, I'm not that petty, if I was I would've said something that night. No no no no no, you've got it all wrong. I hate you for exhibiting your extreme stupidity.



IN CASE THERE'S TOO MANY WORDS FOR YOU: YOU'RE A GIANT FUCKING TOOL



If you and Shakira had a child, it'd just be legs, hips, and head. No torso.

Apparently I like cum shots in the face. Good to know.


You look like a soap opera hearthrob.

Jus sayin.

http://imagegen.last.fm/basicrt10/re...keheart810.gif


Since this thread started, I no longer have pants on, so that means the hot dogs in this house (trust me, the only thing here) are what I'm going to have to go with. Otherwise I want to make a piss poor effort of reading, but that'd just be unworthwhile...

Originally Posted by Take Hearthttp://images.absolutepunk.net/image...s/viewpost.gif
So you took off your pants, and then got a craving for hot dogs?

Freud would have a field day with you, my friend.
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Birthday:
February 11, 1984 (30)
Real Name:
Tyler
Gender:
Male
Occupation:
Writer
Relationship Status:
Single
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Smoker:
No
Drinker:
Yes
Education:
Some College
Religion:
Agnostic
Political Views:
Very Liberal
Ethnicity:
White
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