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Favorites Favorite Albums Tell All Your Friends, Whatever I Say Is Royal Ocean, The Power Of Failing, Juturna, On Letting Go, Dear Diary My Teen Angst Has A Body Count, Transatlanticism, Do You Know Who You Are?, Enema Of The State, TOYPAJ, Everything else by blink-182. Favorite Songs Do You Know Who You Are?, Helena, Styrofoam Plates, When The Sun Sleeps, Emily, The Robot Vs. Heroin Battle of Vietnam Favorite Bands A Girl A Gun A Ghost, The Academy Is..., Aiden, AKissForJersey, Alesana, The Almost, Anberlin , Angels And Airwaves, Anthony Green, Armor For Sleep, Attack Attack!, Audience Of One, BEDlight For BlueEYES, Before Their Eyes, Between The Trees, The Bigger Lights, blink-182, Bo Burnham, Box Car Racer, Brand New, Chiodos, Chris Walla, Cinematic Sunrise, Circa Survive, Closure In Moscow, The Color Fred, The Color Of Violence, Dance Gavin Dance, Dead Reckless, Death Cab For Cutie, Devil Wears Prada, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Emarosa, Emery, From First To Last, Funeral For A Friend, The Get Up Kids, The Getaway Plan, Greeley Estates, The Higher, Holding Onto Hope, Hopes Die Last, Houston Calls, In:Aviate, In Fear And Faith, Jeer At Rome, Leathermouth, Looking Glass Wars, Love And Reverie, Lydia, Matchbook Romance, The Method To My Medium, Motion City Soundtrack, Mozart Season, My Chemical Romance, Oceana, Paramore, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Remember Maine, Rise Against, Saosin, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, A Skylit Drive, Sonny, The Sound Of Animals Fighting, The Summer Set, Sunny Day Real Estate, Taking Back Sunday, Texas Is The Reason, The Used, There For Tomorrow, Therefore I Am, This Time Next Year, UnderOATH, The Wedding, You Me And Everyone We Know, 30 Seconds To Mars, +44, a whole bunch of other shit... Favorite Books dont read to often Favorite Movies The Dark Knight, Terminator 2, Talladega Nights, Bruce Almighty, Terminator 3, Drive Well, Sleep Carefully: On The Road With Death Cab For Cutie Favorite TV Shows The Simpsons, South Park, Friday Night Lights, Seinfeld, The King Of Queens, Phantom Gourmet, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Survivor, The Next Food Network Star, Diners Drive-Ins And Dives, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, House, Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles, American Idol, Sports (Baseball, Basketball, Football) |
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07:19 AM on 05/03/09 | Hey there,
Sorry for the randomness of this message but i am a HUGE DGD fan but being from the UK i sometimes struggle to stay in the loop. Where did you find the instrumentals for the new album and/or do you know any way i can get them? I am so stoked for the new album and would love to hear them if you could help me out.
Cheers
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07:07 PM on 04/28/09 | About your comment on my blog entry, sorry but I only date older guys who live near me. I'm one of the youngest in my grade so I think it's weird to date a younger guy. Sorry | | Reply | Wall-to-Wall |
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03:29 PM on 04/15/09 | Hey, there are skittles in there! nah it's cool man , I'll take the sink into me single cover. my name is whowolf btw. | | Reply | Wall-to-Wall |
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03:19 PM on 04/15/09 | Hey, there are skittles in there! umm we have the same avatar so i'm going to switch mine | | Reply | Wall-to-Wall |
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08:25 PM on 04/11/09 | I guess were not the only ones who see hockeyguitar99 as some elitist hipster
From: ThisIsNotDan
Quote: | so I take it you haven't listened to this band then? or is this one of those "oh I'm wicked elite so I'm going to shit on a band covered on here that I pick out of a hat. I'm cool" kind of things? |
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| Signature | | [QUOTE=Jason Tate]circatbs likes bad music.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CarryOn09;31083702]farrah what kind of tampons do you use? i really like tampax but playtex is really nice as well[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=caLLmEnOoNe;31083832]i usually use tampax. it's so much better to me[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=caLLmEnOoNe;31095082]shut up. i'm not judgmental you cock[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CarryOn09;31129882]how did it feel to have a penis shaped foreign object shoved up your poo-hole?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=kemichels;34096072]Here's a fucking fun fact. I AM DRUNK. I don't care about n00dz or whatver this thread has turned into. I had a slgihtly okay night tonight, and i decided to tell this big black dude Rex (a semi-acqauntainceeeee) dude of mine that I like to say charmander when im drunk. So i wasl ike wuddup dude...char char char. and he was like DUDE. MEW. I WILL TRADE YOU MEW. And i was like. Fuck you. I have Mew. And Zapados and Aritcuno and every pokemon ever made bitch. And then he was like...you are a god among men, and i was thank you. So at any rate, I ran into my ex girlfriend who was apparently out for her bffffffffffffffffffffsfufckingfffffffsssssss birthday tonight. Slightly akward. People were encouraging me to dance with her akwardly and I was like "fuck you shark, you are drunk". Plus, I didn't want to. Plus, she's peruvian. At any rate, I'm sittign in my room right now and im really lonely. I have to work at 10 tomorrow fo this guy named George Blue who is like a gestapo Nazi that sells basketball jerseys to really promising klds in high schools throughout the country. However, the guy is a gestapo nazi, aforementioned, and I'm probably going to quit befor he has the chance to fire me for being too cool for his fucking job he makes me do. I'm probably going to steal his basketball jerseys, delete his data on all the players he recruits, and then be like, FUCK YOU BLUE. YOU AIN'T MY BOY. YOU AIN'T MY BOY BLUE...and then I'll throw one more FUCK YOU in more emphasis cuz ther guy is an Utter Fucking DICKKKKKKKKKK. I had a poptart at my desk today and he yelled at me for it. I mean, fuck. I work 10-4. My break I spend talking on my ogddamn cell phone because I have important shit to do. I don't have time for no pop tarts so I figure I can eat a pop tart from 10 feet away while doing data entry butNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm fucking goerge blue and Im the fucking king of the castle and im biased against poptars and a racist motherfucker so im not gonna let you eat your motherfucking cherry motherfucking fucking poptar while you sit and type 10 feet away from your fucking poptar. Fuck that Blue ass motherfukcer. I'm stealing his shit, and quitting, and being like I STOLE YOUR SHITTTTTTT BITCH. I QUIT! and then he'll be like oh Kevin, you were so valuable to us and you could type so well with your broken hand ...we want you and your 20inch cock back so it can fiulfill my data entry needs for the rest of my fucking lame ass life that I live selling basketball jerseys. WELL FUCK YOU BLUE.
YOU AINT MY MUTHAFUICKIN BOY.
FUCK.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=kemichels;34108292]I woke up this morning. Walked into work, and quit my job. No lie. LOL.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=thespearkid;40731782]They're Catholic. It's obvious what you must do. Invite yourself over to their house for dinner. When the topic is inevitably brought up, triumphantly announce that you're a prophet sent by God to bring new revelations upon the world and the first one is that God no longer wants us to take communion with wine, but with the breast milk of a virgin. Tell them you only sent the n00dz to your boyfriend in hopes to convert him. Call it something catchy like "Immaculate Lactation" and blast of couple of squirts across the dinner table just to drive the point home (don't hit the dinner rolls though. Soggy bread is gross). Once you've done that, start to milk (hahaha) the situation to the fullest. Get a prime time TV show in which you tell breastmilk themed parables and then allow the members of the congregation to suckle from your divine tit. Demand they pay a fee, of course (it's not a hot, new religion unless there's money involved). Of course, you'll get your share of pedos who just want to violate you, but you've got to take the good with bad. Be careful though. Don't start claiming you're God or anything, especially around Scribes or Pharisees; they don't typically like that kind of shit. Don't ask me how you're supposed to fake lactation, I can't come up with everything.
That, or offer the entire family anal.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=killerswells;41374312]one time, i went to visit my grandma at her alzheimers nursing home, some old lady told me she was going to "box me into the ground", i fellt bullied and reported her to jason tate, she is now in jail.[/QUOTE] |
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January 26, 1994 (19)
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Adam
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school
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Married
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Straight
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Body Builder
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High-School
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right now
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fuck college
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