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Usher's new single, "Clueless," is available exclusively in specially-marked boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios at Walmart. RIP the music industry.
Alex DiVincenzo on 11/10/14 - 08:38 PM
Gene Simmons believes those that are depressed should just kill themselves.
For a putz 20-year-old kid to say, 'I'm depressed. I live in Seattle.' Fuck you, then kill yourself. I never understand, because I always call them on their bluff. I'm the guy who says 'Jump' when there's a guy on top of a building who says, 'That's it, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to jump.' Are you kidding? Why are you announcing it? Shut the fuck up, have some dignity and jump! You've got the crowd," Simmons said. "By the way, you walk up to the same guy on a ledge who threatens to jump and put a gun to his head, 'I'm going to blow your fuckin' head off.' He'll go, 'Please don't.' It's true. He's not...
Jason Tate on 08/18/14 - 10:59 AM
Mayor Martin J. Walsh has declared August 6th as Godsmack Day in Boston. I weep for my state.
Alex DiVincenzo on 08/06/14 - 10:17 AM
No one claims to like Nickleback and yet they've sold enough albums for Chad Kroeger to hook up Avril Lavigne with a 17 carat diamond ring.
Jason Tate on 08/01/14 - 11:16 AM
Jason Tate on 07/09/14 - 12:25 PM
It's that time of the year already. Head to the replies to watch the infomercial for ICP's 15th annual Gathering of the Juggalos.
Alex DiVincenzo on 05/12/14 - 10:31 AM
I mean speaking of worse ... what the fuck is wrong with this band?

Update: The shirt has been taken down from All In Merch, here's what it was if you're curious.
Jason Tate on 04/29/14 - 01:38 PM
Avril Lavigne has released a new video proving that no good can come from sleeping with someone in Nickelback. Check the replies.

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Jason Tate on 04/22/14 - 01:38 PM
Billy Ray Cyrus has teamed up with rapper Buck 22 for a sequel to his hit single "Achy Breaky Heart." If you're a masochist, watch the video for "Achy Breaky 2" in the replies.
Alex DiVincenzo on 02/11/14 - 09:41 PM
The previously reported boxing match between George Zimmerman and DMX has been called off. Thankfully, it looks like somebody convinced Damon Feldman what a horrible idea it was.
Jake Jenkins on 02/08/14 - 04:58 PM
TMZ is reporting that George Zimmerman will indeed be boxing DMX.
Jake Jenkins on 02/05/14 - 11:11 AM
George Zimmerman, the infamously acquitted killer of Trayvon Martin, is looking for boxing opponents and rappers Game or DMX have both applied to fight him. Apparently, Zimmerman also wants to fight Kanye West for "beating up defenseless people." The irony is choking me.
Ryan Dennehy on 02/03/14 - 01:09 PM
Jason Tate on 01/15/14 - 01:58 PM
Attila has released their Christmas sweater. Baby Jesus weeps.
Jason Tate on 12/04/13 - 03:28 PM
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