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Forum: Sports 08:25 PM - 05/23/15
Replies: 1,822
Views: 29,572
Posted By White
My enjoyment of hockey is greatly outweighed by my enjoyment of human misery. I have no qualms admitting this.
Forum: Sports 08:16 PM - 05/23/15
Replies: 1,822
Views: 29,572
Posted By White
I wish there was a way both teams could lose. The more people getting upset the better.
Forum: Sports 07:50 PM - 05/23/15
Replies: 1,822
Views: 29,572
Posted By White
This made me lol.

This thread is great sometimes.
Forum: Entertainment 10:59 PM - 05/22/15
Replies: 11,412
Views: 783,728
Posted By White
Pierce was great.

Cooperative Polygraphy was greater.

I'd make that trade again.
Forum: Personal Life 10:17 PM - 05/22/15
Replies: 6,491
Views: 346,583
Posted By White
When someone you care about tells you they're getting married, and you have to pretend to be excited while desperately trying to block out the mental image of their soul being sucked out their face...
Forum: Music 09:46 PM - 05/22/15
Replies: 9,371
Views: 813,997
Posted By White
There was a woman who lived alone
No one called her on the telephone
She went into the woods one day
Found a young chimp that had gone astray
She took that little primate home, so she wouldn't have...
Forum: Entertainment 03:47 PM - 05/22/15
Replies: 84
Views: 2,971
Posted By White
When the film isn't playing in a theatre near you, yes. And pirating it now doesn't preclude you buying it when it becomes available.
Forum: General 11:03 PM - 05/21/15
Replies: 402
Views: 11,771
Posted By White
Separated my shit into tiers, got carried away, still probably forgot a bunch of crap, may never stop editing, reduced text size so as to make post less obnoxious.

i)
Boys Night Out - Trainwreck
The...
Forum: Entertainment 09:57 PM - 05/21/15
Replies: 84
Views: 2,971
Posted By White
To anyone who missed it in theatres, I reiterate: Internet piracy. There's a Blu-ray rip of this thing available.
Forum: Entertainment 09:45 PM - 05/21/15
Replies: 2,054
Views: 112,355
Posted By White
Even weirder was the spiel he gave to Mike, specifically the "If I don't feel like talking to someone, I shouldn't have to" bit, a sentiment which is definitely analogous to the issue of...
Forum: Entertainment 03:16 PM - 05/21/15
Replies: 84
Views: 2,971
Posted By White
I really don't get some people's issue suspending their disbelief with Caleb. Of all the things in this movie, a lonely dude being easily manipulated is about the most plausible thing in it, to the...
Forum: Entertainment 01:51 PM - 05/21/15
Replies: 11,412
Views: 783,728
Posted By White
To hell with Frankie.

#TeamAnnie
Forum: Sports 11:54 AM - 05/21/15
Replies: 1,822
Views: 29,572
Posted By White
Pussy goal scored by Kuch.

The joke writes itself.
Forum: Personal Life 11:51 AM - 05/21/15
Replies: 12,514
Views: 925,708
Posted By White
I can't wait until I'm dead, and the idea that I might have to wait another ~60 years for that to happening naturally is really very disappointing.
Forum: Entertainment 12:44 AM - 05/20/15
Replies: 84
Views: 2,971
Posted By White
Internet piracy is your friend.

It's what I just did.

Shit is awesome.
Forum: Sports 10:07 PM - 05/19/15
Replies: 1,822
Views: 29,572
Posted By White
So, confirmed, headbutting the puck in the net is illegal.
Forum: Sports 09:02 PM - 05/19/15
Replies: 1,822
Views: 29,572
Posted By White
Kane / Palmieri
Forum: Entertainment 08:00 PM - 05/19/15
Replies: 11,412
Views: 783,728
Posted By White
TRANS-DIMENSIONAL PAINTBALL GUNS, YOU GUYS.

Not the show's fault you people can't appreciate brilliance.
Forum: Sports 07:38 PM - 05/19/15
Replies: 5,175
Views: 141,885
Posted By White
EA is basically the video game equivalent of MLSE. Whatever they're doing, they're going to fuck it up.

Edit: Or maybe Oilers management would be a better analogy.

EA is basically the video game...
Forum: Entertainment 05:30 PM - 05/19/15
Replies: 1,980
Views: 97,680
Posted By White
If anything, B99 should do a Nutty Professor thing and just have Chelsea play every role.
Forum: Sports 01:12 PM - 05/19/15
Replies: 5,175
Views: 141,885
Posted By White
New RFA compensation:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BreLt9GCEAAdWc4.png
Forum: General 12:25 PM - 05/19/15
Replies: 124
Views: 2,847
Posted By White
New Made In Heights (dream pop, mild hip-hop influence) album streaming on Spotify (http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/05/stream-made-in-heights-new-album-without-my-enemy-what-would-i-do/).

And if...
Forum: Sports 12:04 PM - 05/19/15
Replies: 5,175
Views: 141,885
Posted By White
There's a new rumour floating around, likely total bullshit, which states Galchenyuk is considering bolting to the KHL. I'd be so overjoyed if that happened.


Hamilton aspires to be gross. I know...
Forum: Music 11:56 AM - 05/19/15
Replies: 6,304
Views: 372,855
Posted By White
Alex English's power forward.
Forum: Entertainment 11:54 PM - 05/17/15
Replies: 2,054
Views: 112,355
Posted By White
I do worry that this might be stuck in limbo for a looooooooooong time. This was just broken and it seems like almost no one's talking about it, which is obviously shit for multiple reasons.


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