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Forum: Politics 04/20/14, 07:41 PM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 31,079
Posted By *crying stars*
Couldn't make it up even if I tried...

Couldn't make it up even if I tried (https://twitter.com/macklemore/status/1849518760), EVEN IF I WANTED TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Forum: Politics 04/20/14, 06:48 PM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 31,079
Posted By *crying stars*
@macklemore 19 May 2009 I'm so happy right now. ...

@macklemore 19 May 2009
I'm so happy right now. No homo...I love new york! Pause. I'm so not gay! Fuck yea. And I'm so secure in that!
Forum: Entertainment 04/18/14, 05:37 PM
Replies: 13,674
Views: 851,134
Posted By *crying stars*
HEY UNCLE BBQ!

HEY UNCLE BBQ!
Forum: Entertainment 04/18/14, 05:16 PM
Replies: 13,674
Views: 851,134
Posted By *crying stars*
I feel like Kyle probably checks punknews but...

I feel like Kyle probably checks punknews but wouldn't be a person that posts on forums.
Forum: Entertainment 04/18/14, 05:12 PM
Replies: 4,387
Views: 199,849
Posted By *crying stars*
All of the Keegan Michael Key and Donna...

All of the Keegan Michael Key and Donna relationship now plz, I NEED ALL OF IT.

THEY NEED TO GET MARRIED

HAVE BABIES

PARKS & REC SPIN-OFF BASED ON QUEEN MEAGLE
Forum: Politics 04/18/14, 05:03 PM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 31,079
Posted By *crying stars*
RT @DENAirport Delta Flt.1500 landed safely in...

RT @DENAirport
Delta Flt.1500 landed safely in Denver, is in remote location of airfield due to potential security threat, passengers off plane in safe loc
Forum: Politics 04/18/14, 12:58 PM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 31,079
Posted By *crying stars*
I like...

I like this.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/free_speech.png
Forum: Entertainment 04/17/14, 09:23 AM
Replies: 987
Views: 52,749
Posted By *crying stars*
Someone decoded what the Krieger clone typed...

Someone decoded what the Krieger clone typed (http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/04/the-internet-decoded-doctor-kriegers-launch-code-from-this-weeks-archer-and-it-is-absolutely-perfect/) into the missile...
Forum: Entertainment 04/17/14, 08:13 AM
Replies: 4,387
Views: 199,849
Posted By *crying stars*
Will Arnett finally filed for divorce from Amy...

Will Arnett finally filed for divorce from Amy Poehler. I didn't realize that they hadn't done that part since they've separated and dated other people for a long time now.
Forum: Politics 04/16/14, 08:27 PM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 31,079
Posted By *crying stars*
Meat is delicious. You could probably be veggie...

Meat is delicious. You could probably be veggie in Vietnam but not South Korea and definitely not in China or Hong Kong.
Forum: Entertainment 04/16/14, 01:47 PM
Replies: 3,022
Views: 151,795
Posted By *crying stars*
I think last night's episode was one of the best...

I think last night's episode was one of the best of the season. Cohesive storytelling and it was very funny.
Forum: Politics 04/16/14, 11:47 AM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 31,079
Posted By *crying stars*
I'm pretty sure you'll have to be on the toilet...

I'm pretty sure you'll have to be on the toilet while you're eating it. It's actually a food cleanse.
Forum: Politics 04/16/14, 11:29 AM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 31,079
Posted By *crying stars*
Those somehow look worse than a Double Down

Those somehow look worse than a Double Down
Forum: Entertainment 04/15/14, 08:13 PM
Replies: 13,674
Views: 851,134
Posted By *crying stars*
I need to watch more Inside Amy Schumer.

I need to watch more Inside Amy Schumer.
Forum: Entertainment 04/15/14, 01:15 PM
Replies: 8,259
Views: 359,450
Posted By *crying stars*
Monster Pals and the dog food commercial were...

Monster Pals and the dog food commercial were great. Thought it was weird they didn't do a Zooey/Zooey off with Noel Wells, seeing as that's probably the best impression she has in her arsenal...
Forum: Entertainment 04/14/14, 05:03 PM
Replies: 4,387
Views: 199,849
Posted By *crying stars*
MVPs of that episode were Sam Elliott & Adam...

MVPs of that episode were Sam Elliott & Adam Scott, I think.

Dunn and done
Forum: Politics 04/14/14, 12:05 PM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 31,079
Posted By *crying stars*
RT @AFP #BREAKING: Guardian US, Washington Post...

RT @AFP
#BREAKING: Guardian US, Washington Post share Pulitzer for Snowden revelations

Also this made me laugh, just the idea of a breaking news tweet about a breaking news award.

RT @AP ...
Forum: Entertainment 04/14/14, 11:30 AM
Replies: 13,674
Views: 851,134
Posted By *crying stars*
Listening to the newest CBB, Tim Simons totally...

Listening to the newest CBB, Tim Simons totally sounds like Max Silvestri.
Forum: Entertainment 04/13/14, 08:59 AM
Replies: 13,674
Views: 851,134
Posted By *crying stars*
Or he had a bad experience. I think being in the...

Or he had a bad experience. I think being in the middle of the process still doesn't make it alright for it to be a fuck around hour.
Forum: Politics 04/12/14, 11:30 PM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 31,079
Posted By *crying stars*
RT @BBCBreaking Ukraine launches operation to...

RT @BBCBreaking
Ukraine launches operation to remove pro-Russians who seized police HQ in city of Sloviansk, interior minister says http://bbc.in/1qsaMv8

So things are still going great in...
Forum: Politics 04/11/14, 06:00 PM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 31,079
Posted By *crying stars*
HAHAHA If they hadn't though that would have been...

HAHAHA
If they hadn't though that would have been more surprising
Forum: Politics 04/10/14, 03:31 PM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 31,079
Posted By *crying stars*
RT @BloombergNews BREAKING: Sebelius said to...

RT @BloombergNews
BREAKING: Sebelius said to resign as U.S. health secretary
Forum: Politics 04/10/14, 09:50 AM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 31,079
Posted By *crying stars*
I'm looking forward to see what he decides to do...

I'm looking forward to see what he decides to do with the format on network tv.
Forum: Entertainment 04/10/14, 09:31 AM
Replies: 13,674
Views: 851,134
Posted By *crying stars*
Colbert replacing Letterman, neat.

Colbert replacing Letterman, neat.
Forum: Entertainment 04/09/14, 07:52 PM
Replies: 4,387
Views: 199,849
Posted By *crying stars*
I nickname some guy friends I have puppy so I'm...

I nickname some guy friends I have puppy so I'm basically Leslie Knope and I get to marry Ben now.

That's how it works, right?


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