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Forum: General 07/29/14, 06:01 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 11,406
Posted By White
Not even close. That interview will go down in...

Not even close. That interview will go down in journaling history. It's gonna be used as an example in journalism courses 100 years from now as an example of how to do an interview properly. Please...
Forum: Sports 07/28/14, 12:02 PM
Replies: 8,197
Views: 220,907
Posted By White
How many more middling top-9 players does this...

How many more middling top-9 players does this team really need?
Forum: General 07/27/14, 12:36 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 288
Posted By White
And I submitted the album announcement and that...

And I submitted the album announcement and that never made it on the front page either. This website's attempts at stifling Maybeshewill are futile - their majesty can never be contained!

Srsly...
Forum: General 07/26/14, 10:05 PM
Replies: 8,874
Views: 2,358,510
Posted By White
Can't be bothered to look for and post pictures...

Can't be bothered to look for and post pictures as I currently feel absolutely astoundingly lazy (that Fabletics commercial really wore me out), but man is Scarlet Johansson ever handsome.

*insert...
Forum: News 07/25/14, 11:20 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,162
Posted By White
My...

My choice:

http://www.top-ten.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Futurama-Amazon-Woman-In-The-Mood-Crushed-Pelvises.jpg

Combines while-fucking, serial killer shit, and beaten to death all in one.
Forum: Entertainment 07/25/14, 09:53 PM
Replies: 736
Views: 31,478
Posted By White
http://www.polygon.com/2014/7/25/5937609/the-last-...

http://www.polygon.com/2014/7/25/5937609/the-last-of-us-movie-announced

Just in case anyone isn't keeping up with the official video game thread.
Forum: Sports 07/25/14, 01:48 PM
Replies: 8,197
Views: 220,907
Posted By White
Leafs re-sign Reimer, 2 years, 2.3 per.

Leafs re-sign Reimer, 2 years, 2.3 per.
Forum: Entertainment 07/23/14, 09:34 PM
Replies: 538
Views: 32,001
Posted By White
I just noticed that the series premiere and...

I just noticed that the series premiere and series finale are both titled Happiness.

Coincidence? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS.
Forum: Sports 07/23/14, 03:26 PM
Replies: 8,197
Views: 220,907
Posted By White
Pssh, dude couldn't even outscore Vinny...

Pssh, dude couldn't even outscore Vinny Scarsella. Not impressed.
Forum: General 07/23/14, 03:08 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 990
Posted By White
What are the odds that track 7 is an American...

What are the odds that track 7 is an American Dollar cover?

JbpMtKqcaAQ

Make it happen, Poxleitner.
Forum: Personal Life 07/22/14, 05:59 PM
Replies: 6,843
Views: 847,664
Posted By White
^That's what she said! ...yeah this thread is...

^That's what she said!



...yeah this thread is getting bad.
Forum: News 07/22/14, 03:52 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,874
Posted By White
Well this song has grown on me immensely in just...

Well this song has grown on me immensely in just a couple hours, but goddammit I really just hate the "From down this love, it's only up we go" line. It puts a dampen on the chorus for me.
Forum: Sports 07/22/14, 12:50 PM
Replies: 8,197
Views: 220,907
Posted By White
Speaking of the Leafs and progress, we just...

Speaking of the Leafs and progress, we just signed David Booth.
Forum: Personal Life 07/22/14, 11:30 AM
Replies: 4,292
Views: 198,408
Posted By White
You know what's especially annoying? When you...

You know what's especially annoying? When you explain to these cretins that homosexuality is in fact natural, and then they respond with "Oh, so just because animals do it, we should do it? Some...
Forum: News 07/22/14, 11:26 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,874
Posted By White
Like I said in the other thread, hopefully this...

Like I said in the other thread, hopefully this album isn't super poppy wall-to-wall. I remain cautiously optimistic.
Forum: General 07/22/14, 11:02 AM
Replies: 266
Views: 21,059
Posted By White
Hopefully that's one of the poppier tracks on the...

Hopefully that's one of the poppier tracks on the album, 'cause if the whole thing is like that, I'm gonna be disappointed. Not that I dislike that song, I just don't want 14 tracks of it.
Forum: Entertainment 07/21/14, 08:43 PM
Replies: 347
Views: 11,884
Posted By White
Lucario's awesome. Dude's my #2 behind...

Lucario's awesome. Dude's my #2 behind Sonic.

And speaking of awesome things, Video Production Distributers - one of the largest wholesalers in the US - has the Smash 4 Wii U release date set at...
Forum: Sports 07/21/14, 12:01 PM
Replies: 8,197
Views: 220,907
Posted By White
Franson re-signed, 1 year, 3.3M.

Franson re-signed, 1 year, 3.3M.
Forum: Music 07/20/14, 06:01 PM
Replies: 5,260
Views: 275,437
Posted By White
It's a secret. Did that joke work for...

It's a secret.







Did that joke work for anyone? Certainly didn't for me. Makes you wonder why I even bothered posting it.
Forum: Personal Life 07/20/14, 03:48 PM
Replies: 10,384
Views: 373,286
Posted By White
Same. Same?

Same.

Same?
Forum: Personal Life 07/20/14, 03:46 PM
Replies: 10,384
Views: 373,286
Posted By White
3 layers of a four-cheese blend consisting of old...

3 layers of a four-cheese blend consisting of old cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, and smoked provolone, bacon, and ground beef, and prepared, delivered, and fed to me by a naked Hayden...
Forum: Entertainment 07/19/14, 09:52 PM
Replies: 347
Views: 11,884
Posted By White
I hope both of you die.

I hope both of you die.
Forum: Sports 07/19/14, 06:59 PM
Replies: 8,197
Views: 220,907
Posted By White
In Leaf news, Cody Franson, being the hilarious,...

In Leaf news, Cody Franson, being the hilarious, colourful character that he is, is asking for 4.2 million dollars. What a hoot! Man that guy kills me.

Enjoy Switzerland, dickhole.
Forum: Personal Life 07/19/14, 05:10 PM
Replies: 10,384
Views: 373,286
Posted By White
The kind you make in parking lots with cars for...

The kind you make in parking lots with cars for the express purpose of annoying the shit out of everyone in the surrounding area.

Did it ever occur to you presumptuous dickheads that maybe it was I...
Forum: Personal Life 07/19/14, 05:04 PM
Replies: 10,384
Views: 373,286
Posted By White
Coffee is a brewed beverage prepared from the...

Coffee is a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted or baked seeds of several species of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea. The two most common sources of coffee beans are the highly regarded...


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