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Forum: News 09:52 AM - 03/02/15
Replies: 139
Views: 14,488
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I don't know why but this made me laugh out loud
Forum: Politics 04:57 PM - 03/01/15
Replies: 9
Views: 1,064
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Give all your money to a LGBT charity, and become a black jewish bisexual woman. This is the only way to rid yourself of privilege.
Forum: Entertainment 04:07 PM - 02/23/15
Replies: 76
Views: 2,232
Posted By JoeLovesMO
If a challenge gives you ridiculous items (and still allows you to shoot tears) you can just reset the run by holding R until you get a curse room that has a red chest that tele's you to the devil...
Forum: Entertainment 02:43 PM - 02/19/15
Replies: 76
Views: 2,232
Posted By JoeLovesMO
You probably didn't have enough hearts to pay for it, thus killing yourself when you pick it up
Forum: Entertainment 08:36 AM - 02/19/15
Replies: 76
Views: 2,232
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I've completed this game except for The Lost because fuck that shit
Forum: News 08:19 AM - 02/05/15
Replies: 506
Views: 17,282
Posted By JoeLovesMO
what would a cis man know?
Forum: General 06:21 PM - 02/03/15
Replies: 152
Views: 4,044
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Can I get the lowdown on sweet chilli?
Forum: Personal Life 11:24 AM - 01/20/15
Replies: 13
Views: 1,173
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Yes
Forum: General 11:23 AM - 01/20/15
Replies: 76
Views: 3,409
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Bump for more interesting opinions on this matter
Forum: Politics 03:48 PM - 12/04/14
Replies: 2,895
Views: 111,452
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Because it's a video game and it doesn't matter what you do. I'm not hurting anyone when I fire 500 rounds from a mini gun into a prostitutes face and I'm not raping anyone when I do wheel spins on...
Forum: Politics 11:53 AM - 12/04/14
Replies: 2,895
Views: 111,452
Posted By JoeLovesMO
If I'm a god damn adult and I want to have sex with a woman in a video game and then brutally murder her afterwards, I can't see why the hell not.
Forum: Music 02:08 PM - 11/28/14
Replies: 275
Views: 10,866
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Thread of the year 2014?
Forum: Music 01:23 PM - 11/28/14
Replies: 275
Views: 10,866
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Shit, wrong thread. This is for you:

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A ******?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT ****** EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY...
Forum: Music 01:16 PM - 11/28/14
Replies: 275
Views: 10,866
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a...
Forum: Music 01:08 PM - 11/28/14
Replies: 275
Views: 10,866
Posted By JoeLovesMO
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iíll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iíve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and...
Forum: Personal Life 09:18 AM - 11/26/14
Replies: 28
Views: 1,620
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I can't be bothered to read all the replies so it might have already been said but attempting to lose weight without counting calories is like trying to aim a gun with your eyes shut.

You don't need...
Forum: News 01:37 PM - 11/24/14
Replies: 55
Views: 8,833
Posted By JoeLovesMO
This is NOT a website made for/by the band. The page last updated in 2001 according to the source code. They're just being mysterious.
Forum: Personal Life 10:34 AM - 11/20/14
Replies: 42
Views: 2,774
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Fuck her in the ass if you love jesus
Forum: News 12:16 PM - 11/14/14
Replies: 223
Views: 13,826
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I don't see what's wrong with that, I beat women just as often as I beat men
Forum: News 10:06 AM - 11/14/14
Replies: 223
Views: 13,826
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Well, by the definition of the word that would be equal wouldn't it?
Forum: News 08:14 AM - 11/13/14
Replies: 223
Views: 13,826
Posted By JoeLovesMO
No one would have blinked if he had talked about beating a guy to shit. Mah privilege

http://new4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Gt+feminazi+s+fw+_56ceb09794003fd65a374dd6f002b6a3.jpg
Forum: News 08:57 AM - 11/04/14
Replies: 316
Views: 19,472
Posted By JoeLovesMO
This man has sense

Everyoneon here pretends they're virtuous and buys every album they listen to but even in this forum there's people posting hundred of D/L links to albums.
Forum: Entertainment 10:18 AM - 11/03/14
Replies: 120
Views: 45,528
Posted By JoeLovesMO
What a pile of poo. The last decent COD was Black Ops, they've been a joke since then.
Forum: Music 08:04 AM - 10/22/14
Replies: 11
Views: 1,290
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I have the version recorded with an orchestra if you want that
Forum: Personal Life 02:32 PM - 10/20/14
Replies: 1,575
Views: 35,742
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I dont know what the fuck kettle corn is, must be an american thing.

Should I keep seeing a ukrainian girl I find attractive EXCEPT her hair, which I hate


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