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Forum: Sports 07/24/14, 12:12 PM
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Posted By Baines on Toast
Besic's going to Thailand with our squad but will...

Besic's going to Thailand with our squad but will only be officially unveiled after we return to England. I don't get it, Everton, but okay. I guess this is the new thing for clubs to do in...
Forum: Sports 07/24/14, 10:19 AM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
My parents are going to shit themselves when they...

My parents are going to shit themselves when they see me again. Lets just say I'm dark.
Forum: Sports 07/23/14, 12:09 PM
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Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
I've seen Pulis' Stoke in person.

I've seen Pulis' Stoke in person.
Forum: Sports 07/22/14, 04:09 PM
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Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
Has anyone ever pointed out that it looks like a...

Has anyone ever pointed out that it looks like a vaginal opening before?
Forum: Sports 07/22/14, 12:44 PM
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Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
Touche. You would assume so. He really did stink...

Touche. You would assume so. He really did stink the Dutch league out last season, though.
Forum: Sports 07/22/14, 12:29 PM
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Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
I feel deep regret for the Stoke fans who are...

I feel deep regret for the Stoke fans who are excited over the Bojan signing. Just goes to show what Barcelona as a brand has become, your casual followers of the game believe anyone attached to the...
Forum: Sports 07/22/14, 10:32 AM
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Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
At least Kone isn't your first choice striker.

At least Kone isn't your first choice striker.
Forum: Sports 07/22/14, 08:58 AM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
They played together during the 2012 season....

They played together during the 2012 season. However, Destro only started 11 games and was injured/suspended for 1/3 of the season.



There's room for all.
Forum: Sports 07/21/14, 04:18 PM
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Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
Rocking the Iniesta, I guess. Premature baldness...

Rocking the Iniesta, I guess. Premature baldness is a big issue among Spanish men, though. I feel sorry for him.
Forum: Sports 07/21/14, 03:25 PM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
Pic? I guess Dortmund could see Lloris as a...

Pic?


I guess Dortmund could see Lloris as a Weidenfeller successor and Weidenfeller wouldn't leave at this point. In fact, I'm going to start a Twitter account to try and get that rumour...
Forum: Sports 07/21/14, 02:52 PM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
Lloris will surely be gonz by the start of the...

Lloris will surely be gonz by the start of the season.
Forum: Sports 07/21/14, 01:39 PM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
Haha! Bild pretty much said everything you need...

Haha!


Bild pretty much said everything you need to know about the Hummels rumour. A Spanish newspaper reporting the transfer of a German International to an English club before anyone else should...
Forum: Sports 07/21/14, 11:34 AM
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Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
Lampard's biggest issue is he's a massive Tory...

Lampard's biggest issue is he's a massive Tory (UK definition).
Forum: Sports 07/21/14, 10:00 AM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
Most people just walk in a straight line and its...

Most people just walk in a straight line and its a battle of wills to see who yields first. In fact, it infuriates me when its always me yielding so half way through the day I usually give up having...
Forum: Sports 07/21/14, 08:34 AM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
I'd give it to Jagielka. He's got the mentality...

I'd give it to Jagielka. He's got the mentality required.
Forum: Sports 07/21/14, 08:23 AM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
Bony going to Qatar would be a joke, but not...

Bony going to Qatar would be a joke, but not surprising in the least.
Forum: Sports 07/20/14, 02:11 PM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
http://31.media.tumblr.com/f56565250ed33849c89d802...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/f56565250ed33849c89d802a7dbc660b/tumblr_n5tvg3yupv1s2yegdo1_400.gif
Forum: Sports 07/20/14, 01:55 PM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
On the subject of Lamela, is his Twitter handle...

On the subject of Lamela, is his Twitter handle "Coco Lamela" a play on Coco Chanel?
Forum: Sports 07/20/14, 01:31 PM
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Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
80SabtXmh0I Finish.

80SabtXmh0I

Finish.
Forum: Sports 07/19/14, 01:37 PM
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Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
So Borini's valuation deserves to rise by 3.5m...

So Borini's valuation deserves to rise by 3.5m after 20 appearances for Liverpool in 2 years because of his performances for Sunderland? Also, do they really know what they're getting? Borini was on...
Forum: Sports 07/19/14, 12:04 PM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
Bless him. He's fallen for the club so much he...

Bless him. He's fallen for the club so much he doesn't want to see them swindled.
Forum: Sports 07/19/14, 06:40 AM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
Sunderland are so fucking stupid in the transfer...

Sunderland are so fucking stupid in the transfer market. Liverpool shouldn't be getting anywhere near a profit for Borini lol
Forum: Sports 07/17/14, 02:16 PM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
USMNT fans, what are your thoughts on Cameron's...

USMNT fans, what are your thoughts on Cameron's competition at Stoke this season? It seems they've signed Bardsley because Hughes wants a proper full back in that position. Can you see him displacing...
Forum: Sports 07/17/14, 02:14 PM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
Oh yes, now we're talking. Signing Saviola when...

Oh yes, now we're talking. Signing Saviola when he was at River Plate, Palermo from Boca and then loads of players from Sweden like Stefan Selakovic, Eddie Gustafson, Kennedy Bakircioglu when I had...
Forum: Sports 07/17/14, 09:59 AM
Replies: 14,115
Views: 187,153
Posted By Baines on Toast
No excuses!

No excuses!


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