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Forum: Politics 06:01 PM - 12/07/15
Replies: 319
Views: 21,338
Posted By moonpies87
liberal tears
Forum: Politics 05:57 PM - 12/07/15
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Views: 416,074
Posted By moonpies87
maybe in your dream world
Forum: Politics 04:33 PM - 12/07/15
Replies: 7,297
Views: 416,074
Posted By moonpies87
yea so us taxpayers can pay more taxes for the deadbeats
Forum: Politics 04:26 PM - 12/07/15
Replies: 7,297
Views: 416,074
Posted By moonpies87
do you idiots even read the articles


BAN THEM UNTIL THE LEADERS CNA FIGURE OUT WHATS GOING ON


PHUKK YOU LIBERALS ARE RETARDED

WHOOPS I SAID RETARDED
Forum: Politics 06:35 AM - 12/07/15
Replies: 8,365
Views: 624,254
Posted By moonpies87
also political corectness sucks
Forum: Politics 06:35 AM - 12/07/15
Replies: 8,365
Views: 624,254
Posted By moonpies87
pretty sure obama is muslimn
Forum: Personal Life 06:24 AM - 12/07/15
Replies: 5
Views: 907
Posted By moonpies87
why dont no one rpelu to my unle threads
Forum: Personal Life 02:45 PM - 12/06/15
Replies: 5
Views: 907
Posted By moonpies87
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESirMJopuM8
Forum: Personal Life 06:43 AM - 12/01/15
Replies: 6
Views: 944
Posted By moonpies87
he will be fully clothed and turn the shower on and put down 2 towels and will lay next to the shower for 30 mins relacing ...i have caught him doing it multiple times
Forum: Personal Life 03:39 PM - 11/30/15
Replies: 2
Views: 718
Posted By moonpies87
(thanksgiving at my grandmas)

grandma: come on all suppers ready
mom: ok
tim: hell i gotta mak eth potatoes
mom: are you serious?
tim: what
mom: every fucking year. every fucking time
grandma: kim...
Forum: Personal Life 09:13 AM - 11/21/15
Replies: 3
Views: 744
Posted By moonpies87
in 3 days

and didnt win any money

no wonder why hes so broke

my grandma told him that was a waste of money and he sai d

"hell if i won it wouldnt be
Forum: Personal Life 05:35 PM - 11/20/15
Replies: 5
Views: 901
Posted By moonpies87
this is when i worked at pizza hut

his duaghter was turning 16 and he said that they would hav ethe party at pizza hut

my co worker got like a 20 percent discount.

they ordered around 4 pizzas and...
Forum: Personal Life 01:47 PM - 11/20/15
Replies: 87
Views: 10,113
Posted By moonpies87
He dvrs pretty little liars
Forum: Personal Life 01:16 PM - 11/20/15
Replies: 7
Views: 986
Posted By moonpies87
Putting up christmas lights like10 years ago

He laded on my grandma abd broke his shoulder

He milked it hardcore

He got laid off his job snd made everyone help him

When he fell his pants...
Forum: Personal Life 03:19 PM - 11/19/15
Replies: 5
Views: 595
Posted By moonpies87
seriously

i opened up the gift

said

to :moonpies
from: uncle tim

it was woman pajamas
Forum: Personal Life 03:16 PM - 11/19/15
Replies: 8
Views: 922
Posted By moonpies87
a gas station

he also got mad when he couldnt find the remote
Forum: Personal Life 07:43 AM - 11/19/15
Replies: 8
Views: 922
Posted By moonpies87
got it at caseys

he put it on his arm rest

when he sat down it fell and he screamed

"you rotten cocksuckers"
Forum: Personal Life 07:41 AM - 11/19/15
Replies: 43
Views: 3,152
Posted By moonpies87
im shocked more people hvent replied to my uncles thread
Forum: Personal Life 01:17 PM - 11/10/15
Replies: 43
Views: 3,152
Posted By moonpies87
Maybe

Hes really not sure if he wants one

A smartphone

He has no one to call or text
Forum: Personal Life 12:12 PM - 11/10/15
Replies: 43
Views: 3,152
Posted By moonpies87
Im trying to get tim a smartphone to get facebook tinder twitter.all that

He seems intrigued

Another hint for ya


Hes50 years old
Forum: Personal Life 09:45 AM - 11/08/15
Replies: 43
Views: 3,152
Posted By moonpies87
Sorry haven't been on.

Will be back in2 to3 weeks

Have plenty of uncle tim stories

Might even bring up the subject of a ama for him

He somewhat knows about this site about me posting stories
Forum: Personal Life 06:15 PM - 09/28/15
Replies: 16
Views: 1,467
Posted By moonpies87
last week i was at my grandmas.my uncle made us some spicy enchiladas

about a hour after he ate them i saw him sitting n his living room with the race n and a beer in his hand on thr ground.. he sai...
Forum: Personal Life 01:58 PM - 09/19/15
Replies: 4
Views: 927
Posted By moonpies87
he makes spicy chilli

few years ago dead of winter (when chili is the best) he made some of his famous tim spicy chili

that night my grandma was short on breath and had chest pain

they rushed her...
Forum: Personal Life 09:23 AM - 09/19/15
Replies: 8
Views: 1,449
Posted By moonpies87
well he took a bnch of miller hight life

i saw the cooler last night and asked if that was the one he said hell yes and laughed
Forum: Personal Life 06:19 AM - 09/19/15
Replies: 14
Views: 1,425
Posted By moonpies87
sent it to a local radio station

hell/ i like nascar/ yes i do/ beenafance snce i was born/ the doc said i came out saying /vroom vroom/ rusty wallace was my driver/ then he ritred now i like...


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