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Forum: News 02/04/14, 09:09 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 6,835
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: The Chili Peppers are such...

Statler: The Chili Peppers are such puppets!
Waldorf: Yeah!.... Wait....

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Forum: News 02/04/14, 09:07 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 24,329
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: We should buy tickets to one of these...

Statler: We should buy tickets to one of these shows.
Waldorf: But we don't have money! Disney takes it all now...
Statler: Exactly! It's an investment. We'll flip them for thousands of dollars and...
Forum: News 02/04/14, 09:05 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,059
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: A loss for words has an album called the...

Statler: A loss for words has an album called the kids can't lose? That seems odd.
Waldorf: I'd say they'll be losing their money if they buy this.

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Forum: News 02/04/14, 09:02 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,720
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Apparently everyone DOES know better....

Statler: Apparently everyone DOES know better.
Waldorf: Yeah, they aren't posting about the song.

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Forum: News 12/24/13, 03:18 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,680
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: You're absolutely right... Waldorf: WE...

Statler: You're absolutely right...
Waldorf: WE NAILED IT!!!

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Forum: News 12/24/13, 03:02 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 5,361
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: People will be breaking down the walls...

Statler: People will be breaking down the walls to get out of the room!
Waldorf: Very fitting tour name.
Statler: Yeah, but good thing we aren't going. We're too old and don't have the muscle to...
Forum: News 12/24/13, 02:57 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 5,100
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I was looking forward to this, but then...

Statler: I was looking forward to this, but then I watched it...
Waldorf: Why were you looking forward to it?
Statler: I thought someone was going to actually freeze the band!

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Forum: News 12/24/13, 02:56 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,968
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I can't stand this band. Waldorf:...

Statler: I can't stand this band.
Waldorf: Agreed.
Statler: Hopefully the song title is a sign for what is it to come for this band.

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Forum: News 12/24/13, 02:50 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,448
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: This could actually be really...

Statler: This could actually be really good!
Waldorf: And how's that?
Statler: If it wasn't being made!

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Forum: News 12/24/13, 02:48 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,680
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: What is this? Waldorf: It's basically a...

Statler: What is this?
Waldorf: It's basically a crappy band playing other crappy bands songs?
Statler: And look at that. Apparently The Muppets aren't the only ones to make "Bohemian Rhapsody" even...
Forum: News 11/11/13, 11:48 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,443
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: They hired us to film a video about...

Statler: They hired us to film a video about it.
Waldorf: And we agreed to it!
Statler: Yup! Music and movies are way too easy to get these days.
Waldorf: Exactly. The more terrible stuff we can get...
Forum: News 11/11/13, 11:43 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,413
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I'm scared alright! Waldorf: Me too, and...

Statler: I'm scared alright!
Waldorf: Me too, and we thought an angry Miss Piggy was scary...
Statler: If everyone's really out to get them, I hope they do.

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Forum: News 11/11/13, 11:36 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,049
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: It's working! Waldorf: What is? Statler:...

Statler: It's working!
Waldorf: What is?
Statler: It's so boring that it's putting me to sleep!

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Forum: News 11/11/13, 11:33 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,185
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I wonder if we'll actually hear...

Statler: I wonder if we'll actually hear it...
Waldorf: Yeah, he will probably feel light headed and cancel it.

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Forum: News 11/11/13, 09:37 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,758
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Let's get him Waldorf: Be careful...

Statler: Let's get him
Waldorf: Be careful though. He has sweet foot action.

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Forum: News 11/11/13, 09:33 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,547
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Oh good, I was hoping they'd release...

Statler: Oh good, I was hoping they'd release tour dates!
Waldorf: You actually like this band?
Statler: No, I just wanted to know where not to be.

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Forum: News 11/11/13, 09:31 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,653
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: All That Remains, Motionless in...

Statler: All That Remains, Motionless in White...This reminds me of dead people.
Waldorf: Yeah, and soiled sheets.

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Forum: News 11/11/13, 09:29 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 5,353
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Third Eye Blind? Waldorf: More like...

Statler: Third Eye Blind?
Waldorf: More like Robbing You Blind.

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Forum: News 11/11/13, 09:27 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,243
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Almost Here? Waldorf: We almost...

Statler: Almost Here?
Waldorf: We almost care.

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Forum: News 11/11/13, 09:27 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,158
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: That was terrible. Waldorf: You actually...

Statler: That was terrible.
Waldorf: You actually watched it?
Statler: What? No! I closed my eyes. The song was terrible.

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Forum: News 11/11/13, 09:20 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,758
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I can't decide what part of this I...

Statler: I can't decide what part of this I should laugh at...
Waldorf: No cleverness.
Statler: Just like Jim. "Animal, yeah, there's a great name..."

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Forum: News 11/06/13, 11:43 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,189
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I wonder why he's rescheduling and...

Statler: I wonder why he's rescheduling and canceling so many tour dates.
Waldorf: He had to reschedule around Kim Kardashian's butt.

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Forum: News 11/06/13, 11:39 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 972
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: More like Night Terrors of 2013 Waldorf:...

Statler: More like Night Terrors of 2013
Waldorf: I agree, that was terrible!
Statler: I feel guilty and unpleased.

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Forum: News 11/06/13, 10:06 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,596
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Waldorf: Ugh, this is worse than I...

Waldorf: Ugh, this is worse than I expected.
Statler: Artpop? More like Fartflop.
Waldorf: Isn't that what usually happens in your depends?

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Forum: News 11/06/13, 09:59 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 868
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Waldorf! Are you finally dead?! Waldorf:...

Statler: Waldorf! Are you finally dead?!
Waldorf: No sorry, I just fell asleep. That was harder to sit through than a Muppets movie.
Statler: They should change their name to The Deep Sleep,

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