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Forum: News 04/17/14, 02:36 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,898
Posted By White
Another thing we've established is BNO's humour...

Another thing we've established is BNO's humour and flippancy. If you actually believe them when they say they're from "Burlington, Ontario" then I bet you also believe them when they say their bass...
Forum: News 04/17/14, 02:26 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,898
Posted By White
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlington,_Newfoundl...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlington,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlington,_Nova_Scotia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlington,_Prince_Edward_Island
http://en.wikipedi...
Forum: News 04/17/14, 01:47 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,898
Posted By White
Boys Night Out aren't from Canada, they're from...

Boys Night Out aren't from Canada, they're from Burlington, you fucking moron.
Forum: Personal Life 04/17/14, 01:39 PM
Replies: 3,469
Views: 161,184
Posted By White
"Disregard physical activity, acquire early...

"Disregard physical activity, acquire early onset diabetes and high blood pressure"

Or is that too wordy?
Forum: Sports 04/17/14, 11:12 AM
Replies: 6,782
Views: 161,034
Posted By White
Kadri + 8th overall + Gunnarsson + B prospect idk

Kadri + 8th overall + Gunnarsson + B prospect

idk
Forum: Personal Life 04/17/14, 10:24 AM
Replies: 3,469
Views: 161,184
Posted By White
Unfortunately, with the advancements in medicine...

Unfortunately, with the advancements in medicine and technology, a grossly unhealthy lifestyle may soon no longer be the danger it once was, and before you know it, we're gonna be immortal.

Modern...
Forum: Sports 04/17/14, 09:40 AM
Replies: 6,782
Views: 161,034
Posted By White
Except with, like you said, higher offensive...

Except with, like you said, higher offensive potential.

I'm just fantasizing now about packaging Kadri++ for Eric Staal, and then bouncing Bozie, Bolland, and Burmi up and down the 2nd and 3rd lines.
Forum: Sports 04/16/14, 11:34 PM
Replies: 6,782
Views: 161,034
Posted By White
So, in non-playoff news, Alex Burmistrov...

So, in non-playoff news, Alex Burmistrov apparently has gotten himself a new agent, and consequently speculation be abound that he's coming back to the NHL.

Would love for TML to pick this kid up if...
Forum: News 04/16/14, 08:19 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,898
Posted By White
I'm really impressed by your ability to look up...

I'm really impressed by your ability to look up random miscellany on the Internet. Take your tragic efforts for validation elsewhere.


Srsly. Everyone born there and living there is a worthless...
Forum: Sports 04/16/14, 07:31 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,163
Posted By White
Man, watching this MTL/TBL game makes me slightly...

Man, watching this MTL/TBL game makes me slightly glad Toronto bombed the last 15 games. Last year's playoffs was the most nerve-wracking shit I've ever experienced. I'd be losing my goddamn mind...
Forum: Sports 04/16/14, 05:33 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,163
Posted By White
Steven Stamkos is a good hockey player.

Steven Stamkos is a good hockey player.
Forum: Sports 04/16/14, 04:49 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,163
Posted By White
What a goddamn play by Dubinsky.

What a goddamn play by Dubinsky.
Forum: Sports 04/16/14, 04:32 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,163
Posted By White
Lindback's gonna get lit up something fierce.

Lindback's gonna get lit up something fierce.
Forum: News 04/16/14, 04:07 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,898
Posted By White
We both know I'm not gonna do that. This whole...

We both know I'm not gonna do that. This whole facade is so transparent. "Here, why don't you do so I can show you how awesome I am" in an attempt to conceal how awesome you actually [I]aren't. It's...
Forum: Personal Life 04/16/14, 04:05 PM
Replies: 6,706
Views: 810,517
Posted By White
Tell her, obviously. But say it in, like, French...

Tell her, obviously. But say it in, like, French or something. Either i) she'll be so impressed she won't mind, or ii) she won't understand what the hell you just said, but when she gets mad at you...
Forum: Sports 04/16/14, 12:54 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,163
Posted By White
Yeah, but that's in the regular season, before...

Yeah, but that's in the regular season, before Krejci transcends our pathetic material realm and becomes a god.
Forum: Sports 04/16/14, 12:11 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,163
Posted By White
Colorado over Minnesota in 6 Chicago over St....

Colorado over Minnesota in 6
Chicago over St. Louis in 5
Anaheim over Dallas in 5
Los Angeles over San Jose in 7

Boston over Detroit in 5
Montreal over Tampa Bay in 5 (unless Gudļevskis gets...
Forum: News 04/15/14, 01:31 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,898
Posted By White
Adding a member for the sole purpose of making a...

Adding a member for the sole purpose of making a joke sounds perfectly feasible given the band we're dealing with. Have you never seen Dude, You Need to Stop Dancing? It's almost like you don't know...
Forum: Sports 04/15/14, 12:34 PM
Replies: 6,782
Views: 161,034
Posted By White
I was rooting for the Blues, but then last night,...

I was rooting for the Blues, but then last night, I was playing NHL 14 and had Ryan Miller in net, and the other team scored on a soft-dump in from behind the blue line, which ended up being the GWG,...
Forum: Personal Life 04/15/14, 12:29 PM
Replies: 3,469
Views: 161,184
Posted By White
Seriously. Especially when they phrase it as a...

Seriously. Especially when they phrase it as a legitimate question. Rather than "You cut your hair?!" conveying shock as it does, instead it's "Did you cut your hair?"

Did I cut my hair? No, no I...
Forum: Personal Life 04/14/14, 07:34 PM
Replies: 3,469
Views: 161,184
Posted By White
When people who believe in the...

When people who believe in the Illuminati/NWO/that shit pretend to be skeptics.
Forum: Entertainment 04/13/14, 08:37 PM
Replies: 268
Views: 4,679
Posted By White
This might be a save file problem. I had a...

This might be a save file problem. I had a similar thing with another game where, as soon as the main menu began to load, the game would freeze. Upon deleting the corrupted save file, the problem...
Forum: General 04/13/14, 07:35 PM
Replies: 8,791
Views: 2,118,987
Posted By White
Well, she is Jewish, and lots of people hate...

Well, she is Jewish, and lots of people hate those folks. Anti-semitism is a powerful thing.
Forum: Sports 04/13/14, 04:17 PM
Replies: 6,782
Views: 161,034
Posted By White
Yeah, but He was injured a bunch and rusty ...

Yeah, but

He was injured a bunch and rusty
He was suspended and rusty
He brings grit
and heart
and stands up for his teammates
and is handsome
hometown discount
other excuses
Forum: News 04/13/14, 01:07 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,898
Posted By White
They better not be just playing for fun. My...

They better not be just playing for fun. My enjoyment of their music > their enjoyment of their own lives. GIVE ME A NEW ALBUM, YOU FUCKS!


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