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Forum: News 08:58 PM - 05/14/13
Replies: 86
Views: 16,786
Posted By maximum
Anybody up for making bets on baby names? I got a twenty on 'Axl Redrum Radke'. Any takers?
Forum: News 01:46 PM - 05/07/13
Replies: 106
Views: 15,811
Posted By maximum
This band should change their name to 'Falling In Jesus Christ, We're Terrible'.
Forum: News 12:52 PM - 01/06/13
Replies: 10
Views: 3,283
Posted By maximum
This is weeks old.
Forum: News 09:33 AM - 07/03/12
Replies: 25
Views: 4,988
Posted By maximum
He's playing a lot of those songs in the wrong key(s). What a dick.
Forum: News 01:35 AM - 05/25/12
Replies: 49
Views: 8,674
Posted By maximum
Meth.

/thread
Forum: News 11:01 PM - 09/14/11
Replies: 626
Views: 76,962
Posted By maximum
Who gives a shit
Forum: News 05:01 PM - 08/29/11
Replies: 70
Views: 4,986
Posted By maximum
This is addressed to the idiot fuck I've quoted above, and to anybody else who has anything negative to say about Michael Jackson in regards to children...

Go to this link...
Forum: News 07:20 AM - 08/12/11
Replies: 30
Views: 5,043
Posted By maximum
I guess heaven really isn't too far away.
Forum: News 11:40 PM - 07/29/11
Replies: 20
Views: 3,554
Posted By maximum
I'm high-fiving you so hard right now. Robert Sledge is by far the most criminally underrated bass player of all time. BFF wouldn't be the same without that guy's creativity and funk sensibility....
Forum: News 08:16 PM - 07/16/11
Replies: 56
Views: 6,417
Posted By maximum
You people need to recognize, these lyrics are fantastic.

"I dug a hole...ten miles wide...so I could throw all of you inside...you're such a dumb fuck...you need to shut up...you bring a picture of...
Forum: News 05:45 PM - 07/09/11
Replies: 42
Views: 5,148
Posted By maximum
Has anybody noticed that the first line of each verse sounds a little bit (read: fuckin' exactly) like this?

fLexgOxsZu0
Forum: News 10:48 AM - 06/16/11
Replies: 44
Views: 5,933
Posted By maximum
My dog just yawned again.
Forum: News 03:42 AM - 06/11/11
Replies: 31
Views: 4,519
Posted By maximum
So I just watched this, and at the end of the video, I looked over at my dog and said, "What the fuck?", and I swear to god, she looked at me for a second and then let out a long yawn. I reeeeaaally...
Forum: News 02:00 AM - 04/10/11
Replies: 24
Views: 3,700
Posted By maximum
Who?
Forum: News 09:48 PM - 02/18/11
Replies: 34
Views: 5,268
Posted By maximum
Why is it that almost every Rise Against single starts at one tempo, and then when the chorus hits, they switch to a different tempo? It's like they slow choruses down several clicks on purpose or...
Forum: News 05:59 AM - 02/16/11
Replies: 14
Views: 2,150
Posted By maximum
A lot of bands posted covers of MJ songs the day after he died, acting like they gave a shit all along. They didn't, and it showed. I remember hearing several god-awful covers of "Dirty Diana" that...
Forum: News 04:14 AM - 01/19/11
Replies: 111
Views: 8,556
Posted By maximum
Uh, what happened to Glassjaw? Weren't news outlets reporting that they were confirmed? Seriously, what the eff?
Forum: News 10:09 AM - 11/03/10
Replies: 19
Views: 1,838
Posted By maximum
Agreed. Bleed American covers more ground on a more cohesive level, and it's still as relevant a record as it was ten years ago. Good jams is good jams, and Bleed American is fuckin' way good jams....
Forum: News 09:13 PM - 08/17/10
Replies: 114
Views: 9,485
Posted By maximum
Um, I'm on my phone right now so I can't listen, but are you guys really all that surprised? "U Smile" is fantastic at normal speed, too. If people would stop treating Justin Bieber like a joke all...
Forum: News 04:57 AM - 07/17/10
Replies: 64
Views: 5,109
Posted By maximum
You would think that having eight different album covers would be a great way for a band to make some money in an industry that doesn't allow them much room to do so. You would also think that if a...
Forum: News 05:25 AM - 07/13/10
Replies: 54
Views: 6,663
Posted By maximum
OMG IM SO SORRY TO HAVE BOTHERED YOU
Forum: News 02:16 AM - 07/13/10
Replies: 54
Views: 6,663
Posted By maximum
Weeelll...

The view through the window appears to be that of the Las Vegas strip, which is all good and fine, but the Flamingo hotel itself is on Las Vegas Blvd., which would make this photo...
Forum: News 09:32 PM - 03/30/10
Replies: 125
Views: 14,094
Posted By maximum
A friend of mine/promoter tried to book them for a date after Bamboozle Left, and they were asking for that guarantee (to which my friend politely told them to fuck off). I'm not going to divulge any...
Forum: News 06:54 PM - 03/30/10
Replies: 125
Views: 14,094
Posted By maximum
It should be known that Something Corporate is asking $100K to play each of these reunion shows. Makes sense, right? NO.
Forum: Reviews 09:34 AM - 10/14/09
Replies: 38
Views: 7,586
Posted By maximum
Fact: 1372 Overton Park is the place where Elvis took karate lessons in the 1970's.

Also a fact: Lucero rehearse and sometimes live in this very same space.


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