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Forum: Personal Life 12:59 PM - 10/23/11
Replies: 128
Views: 13,308
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Nah man, I just did it to make money, I'm not gay or anything.
Forum: Personal Life 11:03 PM - 10/21/11
Replies: 128
Views: 13,308
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Aw shoot I'm sorry.
Forum: Personal Life 11:19 AM - 10/21/11
Replies: 128
Views: 13,308
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Orgasmville Nebraska.
Forum: Personal Life 08:11 PM - 10/20/11
Replies: 128
Views: 13,308
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
So, I did it. Looks like I can make rent this month but he's also moving in. I'm not sure about this guys, help!
Forum: Personal Life 04:24 PM - 10/17/11
Replies: 169
Views: 9,930
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
I am getting high as fuck on pain killers and reefer and celebrating. I even bought a beer because I hardly ever have an excuse to drink.
Forum: Music 04:22 PM - 10/17/11
Replies: 32
Views: 2,624
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Please recommend me some folk punk bands, I'm just starting to get into this stuff and it's pretty rockin'.
Forum: Personal Life 04:09 PM - 10/17/11
Replies: 128
Views: 13,308
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
lol
Forum: Personal Life 02:29 PM - 10/17/11
Replies: 128
Views: 13,308
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
He kinda looks like a girl so I think it'll be okay. What do you guys think?
Forum: Personal Life 02:26 PM - 10/17/11
Replies: 128
Views: 13,308
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
My gay friend gave me this proposition. It's hard economic times and I'm confused as to whether or not I should take him up on it.
Forum: Personal Life 02:22 PM - 10/17/11
Replies: 64
Views: 4,910
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Touch butts.
Forum: Music 11:25 PM - 10/06/11
Replies: 2,562
Views: 137,494
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
6.66/10
Forum: Music 11:09 PM - 10/06/11
Replies: 26
Views: 1,637
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
I Am Famous. Someone Asked And I Say Yes.
Steve Jobs Is Dead
Forum: Music 12:12 AM - 10/05/11
Replies: 26
Views: 1,637
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
This will be the most Official Thread any other thread has ever seen.
Forum: Music 09:54 PM - 10/04/11
Replies: 26
Views: 1,637
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Yes, kindness comes this time of year. How are you?
Forum: Music 09:43 PM - 10/04/11
Replies: 26
Views: 1,637
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Hey, moderator, please pin this so that everyone knows this is the official Official thread.

Okay so I've been thinking about this for a while guys, but here it goes:
How is it going?
Forum: Music 05:03 PM - 06/01/11
Replies: 137
Views: 24,326
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
I see I've built a weird combination between a forum thread and an internet empire, let us expand to unify the cyber world in hatred for shitty music and ugly girls with caked on make up and...
Forum: Music 09:34 PM - 05/31/11
Replies: 137
Views: 24,326
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
I have returned to bump once more to ask a serious question.
Gentleman, when was the last time you masturbated to Hayley Williams?
Forum: General 11:38 AM - 07/05/10
Replies: 75
Views: 3,499
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Go for it man, that shit will change your life.
Forum: General 11:36 AM - 07/05/10
Replies: 75
Views: 3,499
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Yeah, I bet that frog wanted his mouth pried open.
Forum: General 01:15 PM - 06/29/10
Replies: 75
Views: 3,499
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Still needed to be posted.
Forum: General 01:13 PM - 06/29/10
Replies: 40
Views: 1,049
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
You're a nubby.
Forum: General 12:57 PM - 06/29/10
Replies: 75
Views: 3,499
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
You have no balls.
Forum: General 11:48 AM - 06/29/10
Replies: 75
Views: 3,499
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
And I hope you all are too, you sick bastards.

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Forum: Self-Promotion 10:53 PM - 06/26/10
Replies: 14
Views: 958
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
This is partial as shit.

Oh, and it's not very good either.
Forum: Music 12:04 PM - 06/25/10
Replies: 248
Views: 11,659
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Original:
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