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Forum: General 08/27/08, 07:03 PM
Replies: 4,998
Views: 322,865
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Working as a ChaCha guide certainly has brought...

Working as a ChaCha guide certainly has brought me to many interesting websites, but this one definitely stuck out:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v61/skatelement13/Picture2.png

Please keep in...
Forum: General 05/08/08, 06:21 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,412
Posted By SAOSIN7years
My thoughts exactly. "Welcome to Subway,...

My thoughts exactly.


"Welcome to Subway, how can I help you?"
"Yeah uhh... I'll get the pepperoni pizza. Footlong. Toasted."


NO SUBWAY, NOT THIS TIME.
Forum: General 05/07/08, 12:31 PM
Replies: 194
Views: 4,815
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Wierd that this is a topic right now. My...

Wierd that this is a topic right now.

My friend's brother just died last week sleepwalking. He ended up walking out of his house, fell into the pool while simultaneously smacking his head on the...
Forum: General 05/06/08, 09:21 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,517
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Call me crazy, but with each game it seems like...

Call me crazy, but with each game it seems like the possibility of a Boston v. New Orleans match up in the finals is becoming more and more real.

How awesome this would be.
Forum: General 05/06/08, 08:36 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,812
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A:...

Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself?

A: You would too if your name was YARRRJJEEAFDJJ!
Forum: General 05/06/08, 03:28 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,812
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a...

Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?

A: Pizza is delicious!

Come on, did you really think that I was going to finish that one?
Forum: General 05/03/08, 10:19 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 19,337
Posted By SAOSIN7years
I never used to play video games until I got my...

I never used to play video games until I got my PS3 two weeks ago. Now, I constantly find my imagination getting the best of me. Examples:

Every time I go outside after playing Call of Duty 4, if I...
Forum: General 05/01/08, 10:17 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 19,337
Posted By SAOSIN7years
I honestly didn't know Arabs/Middle Easterners...

I honestly didn't know Arabs/Middle Easterners existed until I was 13 or 14.
Forum: General 05/01/08, 10:14 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 739
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Well seeing as to how Bill Gates has a net worth...

Well seeing as to how Bill Gates has a net worth of about $50 Billion, 360 doesn't seem THAT impractical.

Mom: WTF?! HOW DID YOU AUTHORIZE A CHECK FOR 360 BILLION FROM MY ACCOUNT?!
Forum: General 05/01/08, 07:51 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 739
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Hahaha you've gotta give this guy some credit...

Man arrested in Texas for trying to cash $360 billion check (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080502/ap_on_fe_st/odd_check_for_billions)
Forum: General 05/01/08, 04:48 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 698
Posted By SAOSIN7years
No biggie; I've been called by 000-000-0000...

No biggie; I've been called by 000-000-0000 before on numerous occassions.
Forum: News 04/30/08, 03:01 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,815
Posted By SAOSIN7years
I'm so sick of hearing about green movements.

I'm so sick of hearing about green movements.
Forum: General 04/29/08, 09:50 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,517
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Man, let me tell you- there's no better feeling...

Man, let me tell you- there's no better feeling than watching an honest game played by San Antonio.

Long live the Flops.
Forum: General 04/28/08, 06:10 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 3,698
Posted By SAOSIN7years
As a guest on Do My Thang with Juelz...

As a guest on Do My Thang with Juelz Santana:

"Hit him with a glock, put him in a coma, now what the boy got, hum, glaucoma, hahaha.”

Glaucoma, Weezy? Really?
Forum: General 04/28/08, 09:35 AM
Replies: 139
Views: 19,121
Posted By SAOSIN7years
If you think that's bad, check out Love You Long...

If you think that's bad, check out Love You Long Time (http://www.myspace.com/loveyoulongtime).
Forum: General 04/27/08, 10:36 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,108
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Kinda does remind me of Cloverfield, in that the...

Kinda does remind me of Cloverfield, in that the opening clip was a little picturesque like a movie.

Nonetheless, watching that floor sink may have just disturbed me for life.
Forum: General 04/27/08, 10:33 PM
Replies: 278
Views: 105,582
Posted By SAOSIN7years
I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure this here's...

I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure this here's a cow.



By far the worst thing yet. Reminds me of a stubby Cloverfield parasite.
Forum: General 04/26/08, 06:42 PM
Replies: 278
Views: 105,582
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Hahah at my old office that was reffered to as...

Hahah at my old office that was reffered to as the "Wolverdog." One day we literally printed hundreds of full-page copies of this picture and stapled/taped/wallpapered this all over the entire office.
Forum: General 04/26/08, 06:26 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 2,227
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Touché.

Touché.
Forum: General 04/26/08, 10:04 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 2,227
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Actually, Love Song is about quite the opposite....

Actually, Love Song is about quite the opposite. Initially what had happened was that her label wanted her to produce a poppy, radio-friendly single (preferably about love), and Sara was totally...
Forum: General 04/16/08, 09:42 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 4,167
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Since this is the official fruit thread, here's a...

Since this is the official fruit thread, here's a fruit related story:

So I'm at my buddy's house and a few of us are sitting around the table. I spend my time talking about old times while I stare...
Forum: General 04/12/08, 08:18 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 588
Posted By SAOSIN7years
I've had them before, and I can attest to their...

I've had them before, and I can attest to their amazingness. However the kind that I had were not Chocolate Chip and were mini.
Forum: General 04/08/08, 01:59 PM
Replies: 298
Views: 8,189
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Majora's mask had a lot cooler features in my...

Majora's mask had a lot cooler features in my opinion, but for some reason just didn't measure to Ocarina of Time.

Nonetheless, the Water Temple on Majora's Mask made the Water Temple on Ocarina of...
Forum: General 04/08/08, 01:54 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 330
Posted By SAOSIN7years
I hate when people sing in a song to another...

I hate when people sing in a song to another instrument's melody. This was nuts.
Forum: General 04/07/08, 06:52 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 142
Posted By SAOSIN7years
Funny Videos

So my buddy finally posted some short movies he made onto the internet and I felt like posting some on here. Why on a new thread? Because this is the "Jokes, pics you normally would psot but are...


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