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Forum: News 02:07 PM - 12/09/15
Replies: 19
Views: 3,470
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: This is really a win/win situation.
Waldorf: How's that?
Statler: Drake won't cry from losing, and we will cry since we won't have to suffer through this song again!

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Forum: News 02:04 PM - 12/09/15
Replies: 68
Views: 5,486
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: This Noel guy is the only person I can agree with.
Waldorf: Hey! What about me?!
Statler: You know we're puppets right?

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Forum: News 02:00 PM - 12/09/15
Replies: 3
Views: 2,164
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Cease fire? How about ceasing your music!
Waldorf: Some things should just be left unreleased.
Statler: Yeah, like everything by Anti-Flag.

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Forum: News 01:58 PM - 12/09/15
Replies: 4
Views: 2,199
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: You want some fiction?
Waldorf: YOU'RE GREAT!

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Forum: News 02:04 PM - 12/08/15
Replies: 9
Views: 3,662
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: This is terrible!
Waldorf: I couldn't even get through it.
Statler: Asleep I Am

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Forum: News 01:16 PM - 12/08/15
Replies: 28
Views: 6,107
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I wonder that as well.
Waldorf: Yeah, what ARE you doing?!

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Forum: News 01:14 PM - 12/08/15
Replies: 28
Views: 6,107
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I couldn't put his new book down!
Waldorf: Really? I thought it was terrible.
Statler: Me too! But Fozzie velcroed it to my hands!

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Forum: News 01:10 PM - 12/08/15
Replies: 8
Views: 2,238
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Still don't like him.
Waldorf: Yeah, but Big Bird was better on Sesame Street.
Statler: He should've never left the nest.

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Forum: News 12:30 PM - 12/07/15
Replies: 40
Views: 4,910
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
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Forum: News 12:26 PM - 12/07/15
Replies: 6
Views: 2,056
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Nothing can stop them?
Waldorf: I bet we could stop them.
Statler: Yeah, all we'd need to do is stomp out the fuse they ignited.

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Forum: News 12:21 PM - 12/07/15
Replies: 40
Views: 4,910
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Just two dates, huh?
Waldorf: Two too many
Statler: Apparently they set their goals really low!

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Forum: News 12:18 PM - 12/07/15
Replies: 29
Views: 3,388
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Good for Vinnie!
Waldorf: But bad for the rest of us

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Forum: News 10:41 AM - 12/07/15
Replies: 70
Views: 4,816
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Ugh! We are so sick of Hop Along!
Waldorf: Yeah, it's all Kermit listens to.
Statler: They make me want to hop off of this balcony!

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Forum: News 10:24 AM - 12/07/15
Replies: 36
Views: 3,412
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Who's a bad impersonation of who?
Waldorf: Here's a truly bad impersonation of us!

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Forum: News 09:10 AM - 12/07/15
Replies: 100
Views: 6,843
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Ugh, another Grammy Awards we didn't get invited to?!
Waldorf: Since when do you want to attend the Grammy's?
Statler: I don't. That's the point. I just want an invitation to...
Forum: News 08:40 AM - 12/07/15
Replies: 11
Views: 2,065
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: What do you mean "material"?! We like that our calendar is filling up with places to avoid.
Waldorf: Yeah, when is your band playing next?
Statler: Waldorf, they're called Too Far Lost. It...
Forum: News 08:36 AM - 12/07/15
Replies: 11
Views: 2,065
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Thank you so much for posting these dates!
Waldorf: I thought you hated this band.
Statler: I do! Now I know where to avoid.

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Forum: News 08:31 AM - 12/07/15
Replies: 36
Views: 3,412
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Still no release date?
Waldorf: That's the best news we've read all morning!

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Forum: News 09:54 AM - 11/30/15
Replies: 2
Views: 1,445
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Thank you so much for posting these!
Waldorf: Yeah! Now we know where to avoid!

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Forum: News 09:53 AM - 11/30/15
Replies: 9
Views: 2,371
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: This is their best song.
Waldorf: But it's horrible!
Statler: I never said it wasn't!

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Forum: News 09:49 AM - 11/30/15
Replies: 14
Views: 2,674
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I'm going to participate
Waldorf: But you're terrible!
Statler: Exactly. My contribution won't make it any worse!

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Forum: News 08:06 PM - 11/21/15
Replies: 17
Views: 3,865
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: This is a perfect Chvrches music video.
Waldorf: Why's that?
Statler: Because the band isn't in it!

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Forum: News 08:03 PM - 11/21/15
Replies: 6
Views: 3,082
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I hate to say it, but I appreciated the choreography!
Waldorf: I wish we could dance like that.
Statler: I wish we could dance at all! We don't have knees!

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Forum: News 08:02 PM - 11/21/15
Replies: 9
Views: 3,703
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: It's free, huh?
Waldorf: Still too expensive!

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Forum: News 07:59 PM - 11/21/15
Replies: 41
Views: 6,553
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: That's too bad for One Direction. I hope they learned their lesson.
Waldorf: What lesson?
Statler: That they should have made it in the P.M.!

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