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Forum: News 06/03/14, 10:01 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,689
Posted By jerberdiah
This dude has the Midas touch with everything he...

This dude has the Midas touch with everything he does. Stoked to hear the entire album soon.
Forum: News 02/02/13, 11:53 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,093
Posted By jerberdiah
He has always been a very talented singer. I...

He has always been a very talented singer. I can't wait to see what he does with the next Zelliack release.
Forum: News 01/28/13, 09:34 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,078
Posted By jerberdiah
Yes, Jared and the original guitarist, Arthur,...

Yes, Jared and the original guitarist, Arthur, both left the band at some point last year.
Forum: News 01/28/13, 12:49 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,078
Posted By jerberdiah
This isn't really news if you have been keeping...

This isn't really news if you have been keeping up with them. That aside, they also lost a founding member and guitarist in ArthurAlvarez.
Forum: News 11/25/12, 09:50 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 38,489
Posted By jerberdiah
Erak recording with them would make for the...

Erak recording with them would make for the cockiest record.
Forum: News 09/11/12, 02:20 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,530
Posted By jerberdiah
Way better in a movie theatre. Took them long...

Way better in a movie theatre. Took them long enough to put this out for everyone though, glad it finally happened. Now about the rest of the set...
Forum: General 09/08/12, 11:13 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,423
Posted By jerberdiah
I got robbed

A little over a year ago, I was working in Downingtown PA before I moved here. I was staying a day in West Chester before I went back to Virginia Beach to prepare for my move. Subsequently, my truck...
Forum: News 08/06/12, 11:53 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,852
Posted By jerberdiah
They don't have to tell us anything, and we still...

They don't have to tell us anything, and we still lap it all up. The way they do things, keeps it interesting. You never know what to expect.
Forum: Personal Life 08/05/12, 02:05 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 4,936
Posted By jerberdiah
I was fisting my girfriend, and punched her in...

I was fisting my girfriend, and punched her in the balls on accident.
Forum: Personal Life 08/02/12, 04:30 PM
Replies: 6,870
Views: 861,147
Posted By jerberdiah
Same. Shits gon be dope.

Same. Shits gon be dope.
Forum: Personal Life 07/31/12, 09:37 PM
Replies: 6,870
Views: 861,147
Posted By jerberdiah
Shit's trippy when it starts to take affect/wear...

Shit's trippy when it starts to take affect/wear off, cause it goes through different stages of colour at the same rate as your piss.





Exactly where I got the idea. Too bad the next season of...
Forum: Personal Life 07/31/12, 11:59 AM
Replies: 1,391
Views: 58,725
Posted By jerberdiah
Been there, done that. It's equally as good, I...

Been there, done that. It's equally as good, I assume, but it's not the same.
Forum: General 07/31/12, 11:31 AM
Replies: 4,177
Views: 352,142
Posted By jerberdiah
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/550781_...

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/550781_3340086108777_1182238686_n.jpg

My wrecking crew from work and I.
Forum: Personal Life 07/31/12, 11:24 AM
Replies: 6,870
Views: 861,147
Posted By jerberdiah
It is totally awesome. Especially when either...

It is totally awesome. Especially when either party wakes up to it already beginning. I've found that I just keep a pre-diluted mix of mouth wash in my nitestand next to my bed when I know I'm going...
Forum: General 07/31/12, 01:19 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,435
Posted By jerberdiah
I've never heard my girl fart, but I have smelt...

I've never heard my girl fart, but I have smelt it. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEIR COLONS?!
Forum: Personal Life 07/31/12, 01:15 AM
Replies: 6,870
Views: 861,147
Posted By jerberdiah
Doc told me the best thing for a prostate...

Doc told me the best thing for a prostate infection was ejaculation. THAT SON OF A BITCH LIED. Although, the pyridum turned my jiizz neon orange. My girl flipped shit.
Forum: Personal Life 07/31/12, 01:12 AM
Replies: 1,391
Views: 58,725
Posted By jerberdiah
I need to figure out how to make a homemade...

I need to figure out how to make a homemade doritos locos taco shell.
Forum: Personal Life 07/31/12, 01:08 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 9,027
Posted By jerberdiah
I turned 16, went to the DMV, drove around the...

I turned 16, went to the DMV, drove around the block and answered a road sign test. Never had a permit, never had to have any previously logged hours of day or night driving. Granted I have over 12...
Forum: Personal Life 07/31/12, 12:39 AM
Replies: 10,769
Views: 667,464
Posted By jerberdiah
The things you get upset about your friends...

The things you get upset about your friends saying I do, when I actually don't...are actually the things you're doing behind my back and trying to cover up. It took me a minute to figure out the...
Forum: Tour Discussion 07/17/12, 10:02 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,130
Posted By jerberdiah
Can't wait to be there this week. I've been...

Can't wait to be there this week. I've been waiting since I left Bonnaroo. I'm going from Philly. Where is everyone else coming from?
Forum: News 07/11/12, 11:03 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,951
Posted By jerberdiah
48 hours isn't so bad. Atleast it's not the day...

48 hours isn't so bad. Atleast it's not the day of they're letting us know. Oh well.
Forum: News 07/10/12, 11:20 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,951
Posted By jerberdiah
Well, I just bought 2 sets. Wonder what the...

Well, I just bought 2 sets. Wonder what the tickets are going to end up being for, and when they're going to tell us what about it. I hope it's not some really last minute stuff, cause that'd be...
Forum: General 07/10/12, 09:22 AM
Replies: 641
Views: 30,172
Posted By jerberdiah
Being blazed as hell and watching the Venture...

Being blazed as hell and watching the Venture Bros. Fucking win.
Forum: General 07/10/12, 09:17 AM
Replies: 4,550
Views: 1,123,713
Posted By jerberdiah
Nothing else can quite beat that first sip of an...

Nothing else can quite beat that first sip of an ice cold brewski after a hard days work. Especially on the balcony.
Forum: General 07/05/12, 10:14 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,435
Posted By jerberdiah
My girlfriend claims to always fart, but I never...

My girlfriend claims to always fart, but I never hear or smell anything. Same thing with all my ex's. Do they have a natural deodorizer up there?


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