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Forum: Sports 05/20/13, 09:50 PM
Replies: 5,651
Sticky: Official 2012-2013 MLB Discussion Thread
Views: 126,184
Posted By RyanFTW
Derek Lowe just got DFA'd, a terrifying prospect.

Derek Lowe just got DFA'd, a terrifying prospect.
Forum: Sports 05/20/13, 08:58 PM
Replies: 5,651
Sticky: Official 2012-2013 MLB Discussion Thread
Views: 126,184
Posted By RyanFTW
It's like something out of a movie.

It's like something out of a movie.
Forum: Sports 05/20/13, 08:53 PM
Replies: 5,651
Sticky: Official 2012-2013 MLB Discussion Thread
Views: 126,184
Posted By RyanFTW
The Bleacher Creatures have been working on new...

The Bleacher Creatures have been working on new shit every other day probably.

"We need to know how to pronounce Brignac before we turn it into a chant!"
Forum: Sports 05/20/13, 07:31 PM
Replies: 5,651
Sticky: Official 2012-2013 MLB Discussion Thread
Views: 126,184
Posted By RyanFTW
I've got nothing but love for Hafner. He looks...

I've got nothing but love for Hafner. He looks like he will play a henchman in mob movies after his baseball career.
Forum: Sports 05/20/13, 06:57 PM
Replies: 5,651
Sticky: Official 2012-2013 MLB Discussion Thread
Views: 126,184
Posted By RyanFTW
Jim Johnson just got PRONK'D THERE WILL BE...

Jim Johnson just got PRONK'D



THERE WILL BE PRONK
Forum: News 05/19/13, 12:00 PM
Replies: 102
Yahoo To Buy Tumblr For $1.1 Billion
Views: 6,296
Posted By RyanFTW
1.1 Billion Dollars. Good fucking lord

1.1 Billion Dollars. Good fucking lord
Forum: News 05/17/13, 10:54 AM
Replies: 102
Rolex To Sue Jonathan Cook
Views: 7,815
Posted By RyanFTW
When are we getting the Forever the Sickest Kids...

When are we getting the Forever the Sickest Kids behind the music? Come on VH1 you're missing out on one of the funniest ones ever.
Forum: News 05/17/13, 10:49 AM
Replies: 35
I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That
Views: 3,116
Posted By RyanFTW
Sounds like a good workout program to me! Guy is...

Sounds like a good workout program to me! Guy is either going to die or is going to be jacked!
Forum: News 05/17/13, 10:47 AM
Replies: 102
Rolex To Sue Jonathan Cook
Views: 7,815
Posted By RyanFTW
Does Rolex have the footage? Homes

Does Rolex have the footage?

Homes
Forum: News 05/15/13, 11:06 AM
Replies: 27
A Wilhelm Scream Title Album, "Partycrasher"
Views: 1,411
Posted By RyanFTW
LET ME STAFF REVIEW THIS I PROMISE I WILL GO BACK...

LET ME STAFF REVIEW THIS I PROMISE I WILL GO BACK TO BEING A REGULAR SCHMO AFTER THIS
Forum: News 05/15/13, 10:40 AM
Replies: 27
A Wilhelm Scream Title Album, "Partycrasher"
Views: 1,411
Posted By RyanFTW
Why isn't the title of this news post "RYAN...

Why isn't the title of this news post "RYAN IS SO PSYCHED RIGHT NOW!"?
Forum: News 05/09/13, 03:33 PM
Replies: 11
Kevin Nealon is Sufficiently Whelmed on CD/DVD
Views: 996
Posted By RyanFTW
I think a lot of people forget about Nealon's...

I think a lot of people forget about Nealon's actual stand up background compared to SNL and Weeds. Kevin is goddamn funny and I don't think he's made a bad special.
Forum: News 05/07/13, 10:26 PM
Replies: 25
Such Gold Added to A Wilhelm Scream/The Flatliners Tour
Views: 1,792
Posted By RyanFTW
Can't wait for the Thee Parkside date. WILHELM...

Can't wait for the Thee Parkside date. WILHELM SCREAM YEAHHHH
Forum: News 05/07/13, 08:32 PM
Replies: 423
As I Lay Dying Frontman Arrested
Views: 41,826
Posted By RyanFTW
I am going to hire a hitman to kill that picture...

I am going to hire a hitman to kill that picture with fire
Forum: News 05/07/13, 06:53 PM
Replies: 423
As I Lay Dying Frontman Arrested
Views: 41,826
Posted By RyanFTW
*Marge tries to unclasp his hands*

*Marge tries to unclasp his hands*
Forum: Sports 05/07/13, 06:50 PM
Replies: 5,651
Sticky: Official 2012-2013 MLB Discussion Thread
Views: 126,184
Posted By RyanFTW
Come on man, it's because Harvey just doesn't...

Come on man, it's because Harvey just doesn't know how to win.
Forum: News 05/07/13, 06:49 PM
Replies: 423
As I Lay Dying Frontman Arrested
Views: 41,826
Posted By RyanFTW
Maybe to you!

Maybe to you!
Forum: News 05/07/13, 06:44 PM
Replies: 423
As I Lay Dying Frontman Arrested
Views: 41,826
Posted By RyanFTW
Why didn't he ask the Ultimate Hitman.... God?

Why didn't he ask the Ultimate Hitman.... God?
Forum: Music 05/07/13, 05:37 PM
Replies: 6,857
Punk Goes Punk (Official Punk Thread Vol. 5)
Views: 346,887
Posted By RyanFTW
IMPORTANT: Brett Gurewitz is really testing my...

IMPORTANT:
Brett Gurewitz is really testing my loyalty as a fan of his. His label supplied money for that Falling in Reverse...
Forum: Music 05/07/13, 01:10 AM
Replies: 6,857
Punk Goes Punk (Official Punk Thread Vol. 5)
Views: 346,887
Posted By RyanFTW
Guys who can forget a rancid classic like...

Guys who can forget a rancid classic like "fall back down" or "diamonds and guns" I'm just sayin Garnier Shampoo knew what the fuck they were doin
Forum: News 05/06/13, 08:55 PM
Replies: 66
Rivers Cuomo and Scott Murphy Release New LP in Japanese
Views: 4,867
Posted By RyanFTW
Scott Murphy and Rivers Cuomo release an album in...

Scott Murphy and Rivers Cuomo release an album in Japan and it's all sang in Japanese......

Actually that all makes sense, strangely enough. All they need is Zebrahead as a backing band.
Forum: Music 05/01/13, 04:55 PM
Replies: 6,857
Punk Goes Punk (Official Punk Thread Vol. 5)
Views: 346,887
Posted By RyanFTW
Their EP on their Bandcamp...

Their EP on their Bandcamp (http://latinfortruth.bandcamp.com/) was freaking awesome
Forum: Music 05/01/13, 02:54 PM
Replies: 6,857
Punk Goes Punk (Official Punk Thread Vol. 5)
Views: 346,887
Posted By RyanFTW
Latin For Truth is going on indefinite hiatus. If...

Latin For Truth is going on indefinite hiatus. If you've never heard of them, they weren't too big.
But they made one of my favorite punk songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRp3ZG5xaSE
Forum: Music 04/28/13, 12:47 AM
Replies: 6,857
Punk Goes Punk (Official Punk Thread Vol. 5)
Views: 346,887
Posted By RyanFTW
Not gonna put me on there? EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT A...

Not gonna put me on there? EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT A REGULAR AND IT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE? BASTARD!

*Sobs*
Forum: Entertainment 04/22/13, 01:19 PM
Replies: 110
The Venture Bros.
Views: 3,525
Posted By RyanFTW
GO TEAM VENTURE

GO

TEAM

VENTURE
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