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Forum: News 07:46 AM - 07/02/15
Replies: 481
Views: 52,637
Posted By JoeLovesMO
But like... how close?
Forum: News 06:30 AM - 07/02/15
Replies: 481
Views: 52,637
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Because it's a descriptive word for a whole band of people that cannot be differentiated from one another due to the use of feminist buzz-words, who fight for causes which range from perfectly...
Forum: News 04:22 AM - 07/02/15
Replies: 481
Views: 52,637
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Ok now that i'm surrounded by SJW I wanna know what their opinions are on this:

jWZ3EHjUx_E
Forum: News 04:54 PM - 06/21/15
Replies: 37
Views: 4,185
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Instantly nuked
Forum: General 07:23 AM - 05/25/15
Replies: 92
Views: 5,307
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I know right
Forum: Entertainment 06:55 AM - 05/25/15
Replies: 105
Views: 3,884
Posted By JoeLovesMO
The only thing stopping me getting platinum god is The Lost, I refuse to play with that character
Forum: News 09:52 AM - 03/02/15
Replies: 139
Views: 16,918
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I don't know why but this made me laugh out loud
Forum: Politics 04:57 PM - 03/01/15
Replies: 11
Views: 1,763
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Give all your money to a LGBT charity, and become a black jewish bisexual woman. This is the only way to rid yourself of privilege.
Forum: Entertainment 04:07 PM - 02/23/15
Replies: 105
Views: 3,884
Posted By JoeLovesMO
If a challenge gives you ridiculous items (and still allows you to shoot tears) you can just reset the run by holding R until you get a curse room that has a red chest that tele's you to the devil...
Forum: Entertainment 02:43 PM - 02/19/15
Replies: 105
Views: 3,884
Posted By JoeLovesMO
You probably didn't have enough hearts to pay for it, thus killing yourself when you pick it up
Forum: Entertainment 08:36 AM - 02/19/15
Replies: 105
Views: 3,884
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I've completed this game except for The Lost because fuck that shit
Forum: News 08:19 AM - 02/05/15
Replies: 506
Views: 20,179
Posted By JoeLovesMO
what would a cis man know?
Forum: General 06:21 PM - 02/03/15
Replies: 169
Views: 5,184
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Can I get the lowdown on sweet chilli?
Forum: Personal Life 11:24 AM - 01/20/15
Replies: 13
Views: 1,684
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Yes
Forum: General 11:23 AM - 01/20/15
Replies: 76
Views: 3,699
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Bump for more interesting opinions on this matter
Forum: Politics 03:48 PM - 12/04/14
Replies: 5,515
Views: 250,069
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Because it's a video game and it doesn't matter what you do. I'm not hurting anyone when I fire 500 rounds from a mini gun into a prostitutes face and I'm not raping anyone when I do wheel spins on...
Forum: Politics 11:53 AM - 12/04/14
Replies: 5,515
Views: 250,069
Posted By JoeLovesMO
If I'm a god damn adult and I want to have sex with a woman in a video game and then brutally murder her afterwards, I can't see why the hell not.
Forum: Music 02:08 PM - 11/28/14
Replies: 275
Views: 12,692
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Thread of the year 2014?
Forum: Music 01:23 PM - 11/28/14
Replies: 275
Views: 12,692
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Shit, wrong thread. This is for you:

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A ******?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT ****** EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY...
Forum: Music 01:16 PM - 11/28/14
Replies: 275
Views: 12,692
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a...
Forum: Music 01:08 PM - 11/28/14
Replies: 275
Views: 12,692
Posted By JoeLovesMO
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iíll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iíve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and...
Forum: Personal Life 09:18 AM - 11/26/14
Replies: 28
Views: 1,975
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I can't be bothered to read all the replies so it might have already been said but attempting to lose weight without counting calories is like trying to aim a gun with your eyes shut.

You don't need...
Forum: News 01:37 PM - 11/24/14
Replies: 55
Views: 10,269
Posted By JoeLovesMO
This is NOT a website made for/by the band. The page last updated in 2001 according to the source code. They're just being mysterious.
Forum: Personal Life 10:34 AM - 11/20/14
Replies: 45
Views: 3,931
Posted By JoeLovesMO
Fuck her in the ass if you love jesus
Forum: News 12:16 PM - 11/14/14
Replies: 223
Views: 14,989
Posted By JoeLovesMO
I don't see what's wrong with that, I beat women just as often as I beat men


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