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Forum: General 12:03 AM - 02/17/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
Looks like Eda and I have to move our conversations elsewhere now. :-(
Forum: General 11:46 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
There's been a couple "Why wont you text / call me back?!?" comments and one where she offered the guy to come take care of him after he posted that he was sick.
Forum: General 11:40 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
She's mutual friends with a few people on my list and the status comments she leaves to some of those people are hilarious.
Forum: General 11:21 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
She was fat. I had to.
Forum: General 11:17 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
I made her life hell.
Forum: General 11:17 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
You're a brave soul.
Forum: General 11:12 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
I really hope you didn't eat those pancakes.
Forum: General 11:00 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
No. I'm made up.
Forum: General 10:59 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
HAH. I love how he's so full of himself. When in reality he's probably jizzing in his pants that someone from AP actually IMed him.
Forum: General 10:57 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
I got IMs of "Jason's got a new girlfriend?" my reply "She's probably fake."

I WAS RIGHT!!!
Forum: General 10:56 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
Sometimes I still wish I could throw things at you.
Forum: General 10:54 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
I caught wind of the Jason part through IMs. I laughed my ass off.

That's part of the story that's not true.

Noppppeeee.
Forum: General 10:51 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
I knew about this, it's half true.
Forum: General 10:50 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
I really could. Hell, I could probably live in the waist area alone and rent out both legs as extra apartment room.
Forum: General 10:48 PM - 02/16/09
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Views: 153,274
Posted By Melissa Johnson
Well I WOULDN'T. I'm just stating that there's enough room for me to live in. I wouldn't though. I get the impression that she smells like a dirty fish market. EW.
Forum: General 10:45 PM - 02/16/09
Replies: 3,998
Views: 153,274
Posted By Melissa Johnson
If Hopler's a size 22 pant, I could totally make my own apartment out of her jeans and live in them comfortably.
Forum: General 10:42 PM - 02/16/09
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Views: 153,274
Posted By Melissa Johnson
So not true, just sayin'.

Win.
Forum: General 10:40 PM - 02/16/09
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Posted By Melissa Johnson
DO IT!

It's been three years. I think he's accepted it by now.
Forum: General 10:38 PM - 02/16/09
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Views: 153,274
Posted By Melissa Johnson
That's my other account.

I am ok with this, not with the person on the other side of me.

I will kill you.

Yes. Mostly "You need to see this! Bingo squares!!! We're gonna hunt you down!"

He's a...
Forum: General 10:34 PM - 02/16/09
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Views: 153,274
Posted By Melissa Johnson
I'll take cue on the second suggestion.

Eda, will you marry me? It's legal in Canada.
Forum: General 10:33 PM - 02/16/09
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Views: 153,274
Posted By Melissa Johnson
Why isn't my square next to Eda's square? :(
Forum: General 10:31 PM - 02/16/09
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Views: 153,274
Posted By Melissa Johnson
Well when you receive multiple IMs of "You're a BINGO sqaure?" The WTF-meter goes off and you just have to click the links you're given and hope it's not lemonparty.

Yes.
Forum: General 10:29 PM - 02/16/09
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Views: 153,274
Posted By Melissa Johnson
I have his address folks. PM me for all your stalking needs for the middle space.

I have Eda-radar.
Forum: General 10:22 PM - 02/16/09
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Views: 153,274
Posted By Melissa Johnson
Mine was always bigger.

Don't do it, Jason.

It really, really does.

Weirdo.

*waves*
Forum: General 10:39 PM - 09/06/07
Replies: 425
Views: 15,951
Posted By Melissa Johnson
Touche.


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