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Forum: Personal Life 12:55 PM - 08/29/15
Replies: 1
Views: 112
Posted By moonpies87
when he wants to tell a story he pauses and retells the story to himself before he tells t. so he will sit there and say "did you hear about john yesterday?"

someone will sya no and he will sya...
Forum: Personal Life 08:28 AM - 08/29/15
Replies: 5
Views: 285
Posted By moonpies87
he's proably want money for it
Forum: Personal Life 06:30 PM - 08/28/15
Replies: 5
Views: 285
Posted By moonpies87
uncle refused to get a dvr so he instead bought a dvd recorder to record his shows

i told him dvr is worth it but he said "ah hell it's to much!"

so he bought a dvd recorder

he bought the wrong...
Forum: Personal Life 04:10 PM - 08/28/15
Replies: 3
Views: 229
Posted By moonpies87
my grandma wanted pizza hut pizza and he said "hell i aint gonna spend 17 bucks on a meat lovers pizza. hell i can go to kroger and get that for 6 bucks"

she said "how about dominos"

and he said...
Forum: Personal Life 06:33 PM - 08/24/15
Replies: 12
Views: 852
Posted By moonpies87
i love going to gas stations especially late at night

its a relaxed feeeling... they hve alot fo great stuff you can look at and you can have decent coonversation wit people


but its best to go to...
Forum: Personal Life 05:43 PM - 08/20/15
Replies: 6
Views: 682
Posted By moonpies87
my uncle came over to see if there was a rake he coud borrow


he looked and looked for 10 minutes and didnt find out


then he came out and said "can i borrow a 6 pack of beer forom your mom? ill...
Forum: Personal Life 05:24 PM - 08/18/15
Replies: 16
Views: 943
Posted By moonpies87
so ive been craving it for some reason and decided to stop in at lunch

1) the atmosphere is horrble..only me and 2 other people inside

i ordered a whopper fries and coke

this is what i...
Forum: Personal Life 05:43 AM - 08/15/15
Replies: 4
Views: 616
Posted By moonpies87
for realz. asked this hick who was a sophmore she said yes

at the prom dance she basically blew me off. anced with other guys

wouldnt talk to me

said she had to go home after the dance but she...
Forum: Personal Life 06:21 PM - 08/03/15
Replies: 9
Views: 1,014
Posted By moonpies87
hes 52, lives iwth his mom. works ata job where he gets paid 10.00 an hour

no girlfriend. no internet, no cell phone, no flat screen tv, no dvd player.

only eats frozen processed food

drinks and...
Forum: Personal Life 12:03 PM - 07/05/15
Replies: 12
Views: 1,297
Posted By moonpies87
my mom made tcos and my dad said they are shit and he threw them at the wall

i got mad and told him he was a disgrace and he grounded me for 2 hours in my room

should i aska a family counselor to...
Forum: Personal Life 12:24 PM - 06/07/15
Replies: 4
Views: 768
Posted By moonpies87
when his buddies didnt call him about a daytona 500 party an i caught him sitting in his bed in his underwear smoking a cigerette crying
Forum: Personal Life 03:53 PM - 06/04/15
Replies: 12
Views: 1,339
Posted By moonpies87
we had a memorial day cookout and he came to get the mower and just walked by everyone without saying a word



my graduation party someoen mentioned the nascar race

he said hell it startes at...
Forum: Personal Life 03:52 PM - 06/04/15
Replies: 12
Views: 1,339
Posted By moonpies87
miller high life.....danica patrick...ford....no not really
Forum: Personal Life 06:23 PM - 05/24/15
Replies: 12
Views: 1,339
Posted By moonpies87
he bought a trailer a few years ago to take to a bunch fo nascar races. he used it once in 5 years when it broke down on the way there. it just sat in my grandmas yard and he would often go pull...
Forum: Personal Life 05:58 PM - 04/22/15
Replies: 13,014
Views: 1,030,184
Posted By moonpies87
i wish i wouldbt have told you to move to houston
Forum: Personal Life 04:25 PM - 04/21/15
Replies: 11
Views: 1,090
Posted By moonpies87
i love the night time way more than daytime. its quiter, you can hear stuff you couldnt hear in daytime due to noise.

it can be 2 am and ill just sit outside with a few beers enjoying the crisp cool...
Forum: Personal Life 02:05 PM - 04/19/15
Replies: 21
Views: 1,990
Posted By moonpies87
she brought him home a sandwich (he was drunk watching the mets game) and she put the wrong stuff on there. he said why didnt you call em and ask. she said i forgot my phone. he started screaming...
Forum: Personal Life 12:15 PM - 04/19/15
Replies: 85
Views: 9,007
Posted By moonpies87
he dvrs softcore porn
Forum: Personal Life 07:43 AM - 03/05/15
Replies: 41
Views: 4,272
Posted By moonpies87
every girl is different
Forum: Personal Life 10:12 AM - 02/24/15
Replies: 864
Views: 170,736
Posted By moonpies87
why is it when every girl dumps me i move n quick and it doesnt affect me but my last one is killing me? i cant get over her and im trying to win her back
Forum: Personal Life 04:03 PM - 02/22/15
Replies: 7,065
Views: 1,001,651
Posted By moonpies87
whenever i have sex missionary style i struggle getting my dick in teh girl

WHY?!?! i always have to have her do it


doggy style no problem her on top no problem

but missionary damn i cant.. its...
Forum: Personal Life 06:02 AM - 11/19/14
Replies: 864
Views: 170,736
Posted By moonpies87
she seems undecided
Forum: Personal Life 12:31 PM - 11/05/14
Replies: 9
Views: 1,366
Posted By moonpies87
grocery store
Forum: Personal Life 06:35 PM - 11/04/14
Replies: 9
Views: 1,366
Posted By moonpies87
a employee said that he called her a "puss y licker and smacked her ass"

the only person that heard or saw it is the employee. everyone has said they didnt see or hear it and that the employee...
Forum: Personal Life 07:34 AM - 09/18/14
Replies: 22
Views: 1,669
Posted By moonpies87
ar eyou all jealous of him


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