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Forum: Sports 06/18/13, 09:10 PM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
This just in: Seth Jones will not be an...

This just in: Seth Jones will not be an Av:

adater ‏@adater 10m
Avalanche won't take Seth Jones at No. 1, per Denver...
Forum: Sports 06/18/13, 04:57 PM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
Coburn+11 is not a return I'd accept if I was...

Coburn+11 is not a return I'd accept if I was Anaheim.

As a neutral fan, I think Ryan straight across for Brayden Schenn would be a great trade (maybe with Philly adding an extra small piece).
Forum: Sports 06/18/13, 02:06 PM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
Because the pleasure center of the brain responds...

Because the pleasure center of the brain responds positively to grief.
Forum: Sports 06/18/13, 01:33 PM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
...holy shit. Now I honestly just feel bad for...

...holy shit.

Now I honestly just feel bad for Philly. I really, truly do. That's ridiculous.
Forum: Sports 06/18/13, 10:22 AM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
One rumoured deal was a Bernier/Read swap. And...

One rumoured deal was a Bernier/Read swap. And that rumour's been around for a couple weeks now.
Forum: Sports 06/18/13, 10:10 AM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
Leafs and Flyers are frontrunners for Bernier.

Leafs and Flyers are frontrunners for Bernier.
Forum: Sports 06/17/13, 08:26 PM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
Couture signed a long-term extension with SJ. No...

Couture signed a long-term extension with SJ. No word on numbers yet.
Forum: Sports 06/17/13, 02:31 PM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
That number is not confirmed yet, in fairness....

That number is not confirmed yet, in fairness. There is still hope for Philadelphia.
Forum: Sports 06/17/13, 02:11 PM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
Andy Hughes ‏@PensNation_Andy 1m Looking...

Andy Hughes ‏@PensNation_Andy 1m
Looking like Mark Streit will get around $22 million over four years with the Flyers.

That's 5.5 per for those who can't be bothered to work it out.
Forum: Entertainment 06/17/13, 11:58 AM
Replies: 7,452
Views: 333,487
Posted By White
Hell of a quote.

Hell of a quote.
Forum: Personal Life 06/17/13, 10:57 AM
Replies: 3,599
Views: 200,160
Posted By White
I lol'd. Good stuff.

I lol'd.

Good stuff.
Forum: Sports 06/16/13, 09:50 PM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
Much as I adore the Coyotes, that move better...

Much as I adore the Coyotes, that move better happen.
Forum: Sports 06/15/13, 08:40 PM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
Leafs, along with Dallas and Detroit, are trying...

Leafs, along with Dallas and Detroit, are trying to acquire Weiss.

5 bucks says he's a Leaf come July 5th.
Forum: Sports 06/15/13, 04:30 PM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
Bob won the Vez. LOOOOLOLKEPRIGJAEIRUGOMGOMGOMG...

Bob won the Vez.

LOOOOLOLKEPRIGJAEIRUGOMGOMGOMG HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PHILLY
Forum: Personal Life 06/15/13, 11:06 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 3,745
Posted By White
The most troubling part of that story is the fact...

The most troubling part of that story is the fact that you went to drink from a can that has just been left out. What kinda stupid freak wants to drink warm, flat soda? Go to the goddamn...
Forum: General 06/14/13, 11:01 PM
Replies: 8,229
Views: 1,456,278
Posted By White
This is definitely not it. Unless that's supposed...

This is definitely not it. Unless that's supposed to be an acronym. I can't quite figure it out, though...
Forum: General 06/14/13, 05:27 PM
Replies: 8,229
Views: 1,456,278
Posted By White
The correct term is chesticles.

The correct term is chesticles.
Forum: Sports 06/14/13, 03:38 PM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
McClement came 6th in Selke voting. Fuq dat.

McClement came 6th in Selke voting.

Fuq dat.
Forum: General 06/14/13, 11:56 AM
Replies: 2,230
Views: 162,657
Posted By White
Inside the Head of a Female Being Hit On by a...

Inside the Head of a Female Being Hit On by a Douche (http://www.cracked.com/video_18585_inside-head-female-being-hit-by-douche.html)
Forum: Sports 06/13/13, 01:48 PM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
I just figure he wants to stay as close to Philly...

I just figure he wants to stay as close to Philly as possible for his family. That + Pittsburgh's endless search for wingers = a good fit, imo.
Forum: Sports 06/13/13, 10:43 AM
Replies: 13,326
Views: 306,552
Posted By White
Bryz will probably go back to Russia. Briere to...

Bryz will probably go back to Russia.

Briere to Pittsburgh if they can get him relatively cheap.
Forum: Sports 06/12/13, 09:55 PM
Replies: 3,735
Views: 56,850
Posted By White
OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD
Forum: Sports 06/12/13, 09:26 PM
Replies: 3,735
Views: 56,850
Posted By White
Holy fuck, man!

Holy fuck, man!
Forum: Sports 06/12/13, 09:24 PM
Replies: 3,735
Views: 56,850
Posted By White
This has to be it.

This has to be it.
Forum: Sports 06/12/13, 08:32 PM
Replies: 3,735
Views: 56,850
Posted By White
This shit is thoroughly fucking bananas.

This shit is thoroughly fucking bananas.


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