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Forum: Personal Life 07/30/14, 10:27 PM
Replies: 2,642
Views: 390,258
Posted By Cereal_Killer
I read this out loud to my girlfriend and her...

I read this out loud to my girlfriend and her panties became so wet she squirted for 4 hours straight. I'm clutching onto my ipad air for help and one of her 300 decorative pillows as a flotation...
Forum: Personal Life 07/24/14, 12:44 PM
Replies: 10,400
Views: 374,806
Posted By Cereal_Killer
sour cream, chicken fried steak, and lemon...

sour cream, chicken fried steak, and lemon juice.

about how many times can we use 'same' as our question repeatedly before you didnt want to reply anymore
Forum: General 07/23/14, 03:44 PM
Replies: 5,268
Views: 515,541
Posted By Cereal_Killer
backed, ive watched reruns 4 times and still...

backed, ive watched reruns 4 times and still laughed like a kid who ate his first pot brownie at burning man
Forum: Politics 07/23/14, 03:42 PM
Replies: 4,203
Views: 121,246
Posted By Cereal_Killer
i think darth vader would be... sort of a bit of...

i think darth vader would be... sort of a bit of a big government tyrant. even for democrats. no?
Forum: Politics 07/23/14, 03:40 PM
Replies: 4,203
Views: 121,246
Posted By Cereal_Killer
only single quotes from work haha

only single quotes from work haha
Forum: Politics 07/23/14, 03:37 PM
Replies: 3,974
Views: 199,187
Posted By Cereal_Killer
no youre right. just a close up of a girls p---y...

no youre right. just a close up of a girls p---y with no context or perspective, it sounds unappetizing.

no pun intended, but giggidy
Forum: General 07/23/14, 03:33 PM
Replies: 10,076
Views: 737,483
Posted By Cereal_Killer
Everyone in here is familiar with SYNEK...

Everyone in here is familiar with SYNEK right?

basicaially what kurig is for coffee.. made for beer. your own fresh on tap dispensary at home. an alcoholics dream...
Forum: Personal Life 07/23/14, 03:32 PM
Replies: 6,533
Views: 453,115
Posted By Cereal_Killer
i had no idea i was on the first page at the time...

i had no idea i was on the first page at the time hahah

but at least it brought you back :wave:
Forum: Music 07/22/14, 01:32 PM
Replies: 8,331
Views: 661,473
Posted By Cereal_Killer
I've been placed in a position many fear A voice...

I've been placed in a position many fear
A voice traveled up my spine
As he whispered in my ear
And he said
Carry my voice and I will carry you
And I'll spread your every word
Just to cover up...
Forum: Personal Life 07/22/14, 09:36 AM
Replies: 10,400
Views: 374,806
Posted By Cereal_Killer
yes. the same question from either 2 or 3 posts...

yes.

the same question from either 2 or 3 posts above me, but said in a creepy french accent while twiddling a handlebar mustache, yet maintaining eye contact.
Forum: Personal Life 07/22/14, 09:34 AM
Replies: 6,533
Views: 453,115
Posted By Cereal_Killer
they dont have to try so hard to be cute. its...

they dont have to try so hard to be cute. its already working.
Forum: Personal Life 07/22/14, 09:32 AM
Replies: 6,848
Views: 848,822
Posted By Cereal_Killer
i agree

i agree
Forum: Personal Life 07/22/14, 09:31 AM
Replies: 6,848
Views: 848,822
Posted By Cereal_Killer
in a thread of great quotables, this one still...

in a thread of great quotables, this one still sticks out as amazing.
Forum: Personal Life 07/22/14, 09:27 AM
Replies: 2,642
Views: 390,258
Posted By Cereal_Killer
delightful. :-d

delightful. :-d
Forum: Personal Life 07/22/14, 09:22 AM
Replies: 10,568
Views: 641,277
Posted By Cereal_Killer
geez.. thanks for making me feel better about my...

geez.. thanks for making me feel better about my situation guys.

after reading through this, im good.
Forum: Personal Life 07/22/14, 09:20 AM
Replies: 10,568
Views: 641,277
Posted By Cereal_Killer
ive been on the other side of that coin. i took...

ive been on the other side of that coin.

i took someone for granted an got what i deserved. i guess i didnt appreciate her till i realized she was gone. and i guess thats the only thing that would...
Forum: Politics 07/22/14, 09:08 AM
Replies: 4,203
Views: 121,246
Posted By Cereal_Killer
God I feel silly after laughing as hard at this...

God I feel silly after laughing as hard at this as I did
Forum: Politics 06/27/14, 09:01 AM
Replies: 4,203
Views: 121,246
Posted By Cereal_Killer
Zeran the epic multi quote god

Zeran the epic multi quote god
Forum: Politics 06/23/14, 09:36 AM
Replies: 4,203
Views: 121,246
Posted By Cereal_Killer
I mean don't get me wrong. If I could magically...

I mean don't get me wrong. If I could magically make anyone in this planet earth right now the POTUS, including myself, it'd be Elizabeth Warren.

But honestly she's not going to get big money....
Forum: Politics 06/18/14, 12:59 PM
Replies: 4,203
Views: 121,246
Posted By Cereal_Killer
shutup, cracker!

shutup, cracker!
Forum: Politics 06/18/14, 12:44 PM
Replies: 4,203
Views: 121,246
Posted By Cereal_Killer
I'd love a Cory Booker presidency but I don't see...

I'd love a Cory Booker presidency but I don't see a nomination happening. Definitely not within 3 presidential terms.

Elizabeth Warren can't run win as a democrat. She's like the Ron Paul of the...
Forum: Politics 06/18/14, 07:40 AM
Replies: 2,367
Views: 217,352
Posted By Cereal_Killer
superb choice jessica williams will probably be...

superb choice

jessica williams will probably be the next one to fly the nest
Forum: Music 06/18/14, 07:23 AM
Replies: 4,984
Views: 211,637
Posted By Cereal_Killer
I'm in love with this band jamie's elsewhere on...

I'm in love with this band jamie's elsewhere on spotify. so much so that i just got a hardcopy of their album on their site

the earlier stuff isnt hard enough, but the new release rebel revive is...
Forum: Music 06/18/14, 07:21 AM
Replies: 4,984
Views: 211,637
Posted By Cereal_Killer
i never considered it widely popular enough to be...

i never considered it widely popular enough to be truely dying, not even in the early 2000's.
Forum: General 06/04/14, 11:46 AM
Replies: 5,268
Views: 515,541
Posted By Cereal_Killer
this is awesome. i miss draw something.

this is awesome. i miss draw something.


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