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Forum: News 08/22/14, 11:20 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,275
Posted By projectmayhem16
Next time I get arrested for stealing razors on...

Next time I get arrested for stealing razors on meth I'm telling the officers my name is Dave Navarro
Forum: Music 08/22/14, 10:37 AM
Replies: 8,400
Views: 671,605
Posted By projectmayhem16
I'm taking her home with me, all dressed in...

I'm taking her home with me, all dressed in white
She's got everything I need, pharmacy keys
She's falling hard for me, I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys
Forum: News 08/22/14, 08:23 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 750
Posted By projectmayhem16
Shoulda picked John McClane, bruh

Shoulda picked John McClane, bruh
Forum: News 08/22/14, 08:19 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,369
Posted By projectmayhem16
Next time get your ass to a library or something,...

Next time get your ass to a library or something, Jake. :-d
Forum: News 08/22/14, 08:09 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,369
Posted By projectmayhem16
It's been updated, ya dweebs

It's been updated, ya dweebs
Forum: News 08/22/14, 07:36 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,369
Posted By projectmayhem16
:lol:

:lol:
Forum: Personal Life 08/22/14, 06:09 AM
Replies: 4,447
Views: 207,331
Posted By projectmayhem16
<3

<3
Forum: News 08/22/14, 06:08 AM
Replies: 217
Views: 8,085
Posted By projectmayhem16
This

This
Forum: News 08/22/14, 06:07 AM
Replies: 217
Views: 8,085
Posted By projectmayhem16
You're not doing him any favors with this video....

You're not doing him any favors with this video. Just proving to me that he's an asshole.
Forum: News 08/21/14, 02:46 PM
Replies: 217
Views: 8,085
Posted By projectmayhem16
He really just doesn't get it at all.

He really just doesn't get it at all.
Forum: News 08/21/14, 01:59 PM
Replies: 217
Views: 8,085
Posted By projectmayhem16
distain

distain
Forum: Personal Life 08/21/14, 01:55 PM
Replies: 4,447
Views: 207,331
Posted By projectmayhem16
I share some Libertarian views and I am not well...

I share some Libertarian views and I am not well off and I have met people who consider themselves Libertarians that are by no means well off either. Also I'm not particularly loud, especially about...
Forum: Personal Life 08/21/14, 01:49 PM
Replies: 4,447
Views: 207,331
Posted By projectmayhem16
You're incorrigible

You're incorrigible
Forum: Personal Life 08/21/14, 12:38 PM
Replies: 10,570
Views: 385,926
Posted By projectmayhem16
Cap'n Crunch Same

Cap'n Crunch

Same
Forum: Music 08/21/14, 11:23 AM
Replies: 8,400
Views: 671,605
Posted By projectmayhem16
Tiny man, chubby man a trembling, scruffy, lazy...

Tiny man, chubby man
a trembling, scruffy, lazy man
sculpting with my puffy hands
an idol to my pride's demands

Tonight, I need to be redeemed
I'm in the nude, inhaling ice cream
Talking to my...
Forum: News 08/21/14, 11:05 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 816
Posted By projectmayhem16
:-(

:-(
Forum: Music 08/21/14, 10:55 AM
Replies: 4,487
Views: 213,392
Posted By projectmayhem16
Lol

Lol
Forum: Personal Life 08/21/14, 08:47 AM
Replies: 10,570
Views: 385,926
Posted By projectmayhem16
Not currently, no Are you gonna watch any of The...

Not currently, no

Are you gonna watch any of The Simpsons marathon on FXX?
Forum: Personal Life 08/20/14, 01:09 PM
Replies: 4,447
Views: 207,331
Posted By projectmayhem16
That Nicki Minaj thread on the main page and 99%...

That Nicki Minaj thread on the main page and 99% of the people in it.
Forum: Entertainment 08/20/14, 11:21 AM
Replies: 12,979
Views: 963,577
Posted By projectmayhem16
I actually downloaded it yesterday. So good

I actually downloaded it yesterday. So good
Forum: Music 08/20/14, 10:30 AM
Replies: 306
Views: 33,451
Posted By projectmayhem16
Agreed

Agreed
Forum: News 08/20/14, 05:11 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 10,044
Posted By projectmayhem16
Deepthroating bananas and spraying whipped cream...

Deepthroating bananas and spraying whipped cream on your tits, eh? Stay classy, Nicki.

Song is horrid.
Forum: Music 08/19/14, 02:46 PM
Replies: 8,400
Views: 671,605
Posted By projectmayhem16
I was the worst of us My arms let loose the one...

I was the worst of us
My arms let loose the one I loved
And left me standing there
My knuckles raw, my ankles bare
Then lady epiphany
Whispered a sweetness unto me
What I had always known...
Forum: News 08/18/14, 10:14 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,846
Posted By projectmayhem16
Right back at ya, you ignorant piece of shit :-d

Right back at ya, you ignorant piece of shit :-d
Forum: Music 08/17/14, 05:19 AM
Replies: 8,400
Views: 671,605
Posted By projectmayhem16
Don't worry, we're in no hurry School's out, what...

Don't worry, we're in no hurry
School's out, what did you expect?


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