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Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 09:38 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
I think he picked up on that man.

I think he picked up on that man.
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 09:19 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Hey look, you're starting to sound like the worst...

Hey look, you're starting to sound like the worst poster in all of AP.
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 01:17 AM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Sorry, I don't watch anything with that...

Sorry, I don't watch anything with that killer.......




....totally chanted his name last Tuesday.
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 01:13 AM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Can't see the Video. Lemme guess, Hardy Boyz in a...

Can't see the Video. Lemme guess, Hardy Boyz in a triple threat ladder match?
Edit: Lol, Wrong as fuck
Forum: Music 04/23/13, 01:12 AM
Replies: 51
Do I HAVE to like TWY?
Views: 2,338
Posted By Too Slow
Do you have to like them...? To achieve what end...

Do you have to like them...? To achieve what end sir? No one told me I had to like blink-182 (as a matter of fact, many people were disgusted by this fact) yet I did it anyway. No one is telling you...
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 01:08 AM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Also, can I fucking rant about Mark Henry? What...

Also, can I fucking rant about Mark Henry? What the fuck is he still doing around? He's slow an uninteresting. And that's not to say that all big guys are slow and uninteresting, but FUCK, nothing...
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 01:02 AM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Remember when I thought my two favorite SD...

Remember when I thought my two favorite SD superstars would be at a taping for SD?
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 12:55 AM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Don't get me fucking started about the (current)...

Don't get me fucking started about the (current) tag champs wrestling (or in my case, not wrestling) on TV...
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 12:47 AM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
I mean, look at the tag division besides Hell No....

I mean, look at the tag division besides Hell No. No other team is nearly as over. You have two former world champions (Who have real personality) teaming against... a wealth of midcarders. Rhodes...
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 12:31 AM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Isn't their finisher a triple power bomb? They...

Isn't their finisher a triple power bomb? They would have had to seriously injure the other two combatants to set anyone up for it, and with Bryan being the obvious target for the job, this means The...
Forum: Sports 04/22/13, 11:35 AM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Same here. Wondering whether to have the...

Same here. Wondering whether to have the bartender turn it on at work tonight (I would have no sound) or to just wait until I get home to watch.
Forum: Sports 04/19/13, 10:21 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
What if I told you.... that someone we both know...

What if I told you.... that someone we both know was in attendance?
Forum: Sports 04/19/13, 10:03 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Smackdown was fucking awesome tonight, did anyone...

Smackdown was fucking awesome tonight, did anyone else catch it?
Forum: Sports 04/18/13, 08:19 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Oh man, I didn't say it would be a GOOD...

Oh man, I didn't say it would be a GOOD idea...

Edit: Also, Charlie Sheen wishes he could meltdown like me.
Forum: Sports 04/18/13, 05:00 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
I'd like in as well

I'd like in as well
Forum: Sports 04/18/13, 12:51 AM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
It was in the APWWE 13 thread. I had lost match...

It was in the APWWE 13 thread. I had lost match and I was hammered. Apparently this offended me greatly. I spewed a LOT of nonsense towards M. Lee directly after. Once again, I'm pretty embarrassed...
Forum: Sports 04/17/13, 09:07 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
It was a mega meltdown haha. I was very VERY...

It was a mega meltdown haha. I was very VERY drunk and had no idea what the fuck I was saying.
Forum: Sports 04/17/13, 06:03 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Nah, you only need to do that when I start...

Nah, you only need to do that when I start berating people like a militant evangelist. I couldn't look at that thread for a couple days... so ashamed
Forum: Sports 04/17/13, 04:45 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
House show from the Netherlands tonight... I feel...

House show from the Netherlands tonight... I feel cheap and used.
ssWSL-kcfFo
Funny thing is, one of my friends kids asked me last night if we would see a tables match too... Butt Hurt Redux
Forum: Sports 04/17/13, 02:43 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
He really is. I was watching Raw while at work on...

He really is. I was watching Raw while at work on Monday (with no sound because well... no one else in the restaurant wanted to watch. The bartender did me a favor) and saw Kofi raise the belt when...
Forum: Sports 04/16/13, 11:26 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Christ, I was hoping they would be forgotten

Christ, I was hoping they would be forgotten
Forum: Sports 04/16/13, 11:21 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
You guys make me feel lik the current World...

You guys make me feel lik the current World Champ. Under promoted, and under appreciated
Okay, I can no longer spell correctly.. To summarize, fuck my lack of Ziggler and Bryan (was stiffed on Bryan...
Forum: Sports 04/16/13, 10:40 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
AM I NO ONE SIR?! x

AM I NO ONE SIR?!
x
Forum: Sports 04/16/13, 10:09 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Go Home Too Slow, you're drunk.

Go Home Too Slow, you're drunk.
Forum: Sports 04/16/13, 10:00 PM
Replies: 8,359
The Official Wrestling Thread Part VII: Stealing the Thread and Your Girlfriend
Views: 144,893
Posted By Too Slow
Nah man, you're completely off base. .........No...

Nah man, you're completely off base. .........No you're not
I'm also indecently drunk. And one of my DB shirts has a hole in the armpit... this night started with such promise....
And I might have...
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