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Forum: News 05/14/13, 08:58 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 13,054
Posted By maximum
Anybody up for making bets on baby names? I got a...

Anybody up for making bets on baby names? I got a twenty on 'Axl Redrum Radke'. Any takers?
Forum: News 05/07/13, 01:46 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 12,046
Posted By maximum
This band should change their name to 'Falling In...

This band should change their name to 'Falling In Jesus Christ, We're Terrible'.
Forum: News 01/06/13, 11:52 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,784
Posted By maximum
This is weeks old.

This is weeks old.
Forum: News 07/03/12, 09:33 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,415
Posted By maximum
He's playing a lot of those songs in the wrong...

He's playing a lot of those songs in the wrong key(s). What a dick.
Forum: News 05/25/12, 01:35 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 7,385
Posted By maximum
Meth. /thread

Meth.

/thread
Forum: News 09/14/11, 11:01 PM
Replies: 627
Views: 74,717
Posted By maximum
Who gives a shit

Who gives a shit
Forum: News 08/29/11, 05:01 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 4,588
Posted By maximum
This is addressed to the idiot fuck I've quoted...

This is addressed to the idiot fuck I've quoted above, and to anybody else who has anything negative to say about Michael Jackson in regards to children...

Go to this link...
Forum: News 08/12/11, 07:20 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 4,766
Posted By maximum
I guess heaven really isn't too far away.

I guess heaven really isn't too far away.
Forum: News 07/29/11, 11:40 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,212
Posted By maximum
I'm high-fiving you so hard right now. Robert...

I'm high-fiving you so hard right now. Robert Sledge is by far the most criminally underrated bass player of all time. BFF wouldn't be the same without that guy's creativity and funk sensibility....
Forum: News 07/16/11, 08:16 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,886
Posted By maximum
You people need to recognize, these lyrics are...

You people need to recognize, these lyrics are fantastic.

"I dug a hole...ten miles wide...so I could throw all of you inside...you're such a dumb fuck...you need to shut up...you bring a picture of...
Forum: News 07/09/11, 05:45 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 4,849
Posted By maximum
Has anybody noticed that the first line of each...

Has anybody noticed that the first line of each verse sounds a little bit (read: fuckin' exactly) like this?

fLexgOxsZu0
Forum: News 06/16/11, 10:48 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 5,403
Posted By maximum
My dog just yawned again.

My dog just yawned again.
Forum: News 06/11/11, 03:42 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 4,129
Posted By maximum
So I just watched this, and at the end of the...

So I just watched this, and at the end of the video, I looked over at my dog and said, "What the fuck?", and I swear to god, she looked at me for a second and then let out a long yawn. I reeeeaaally...
Forum: News 04/10/11, 02:00 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,426
Posted By maximum
Who?

Who?
Forum: News 02/18/11, 08:48 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 4,987
Posted By maximum
Why is it that almost every Rise Against single...

Why is it that almost every Rise Against single starts at one tempo, and then when the chorus hits, they switch to a different tempo? It's like they slow choruses down several clicks on purpose or...
Forum: News 02/16/11, 04:59 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,993
Posted By maximum
A lot of bands posted covers of MJ songs the day...

A lot of bands posted covers of MJ songs the day after he died, acting like they gave a shit all along. They didn't, and it showed. I remember hearing several god-awful covers of "Dirty Diana" that...
Forum: News 01/19/11, 03:14 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 7,917
Posted By maximum
Uh, what happened to Glassjaw? Weren't news...

Uh, what happened to Glassjaw? Weren't news outlets reporting that they were confirmed? Seriously, what the eff?
Forum: News 11/03/10, 10:09 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,645
Posted By maximum
Agreed. Bleed American covers more ground on a...

Agreed. Bleed American covers more ground on a more cohesive level, and it's still as relevant a record as it was ten years ago. Good jams is good jams, and Bleed American is fuckin' way good jams....
Forum: News 08/17/10, 09:13 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 8,938
Posted By maximum
Um, I'm on my phone right now so I can't listen,...

Um, I'm on my phone right now so I can't listen, but are you guys really all that surprised? "U Smile" is fantastic at normal speed, too. If people would stop treating Justin Bieber like a joke all...
Forum: News 07/17/10, 04:57 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 4,767
Posted By maximum
You would think that having eight different album...

You would think that having eight different album covers would be a great way for a band to make some money in an industry that doesn't allow them much room to do so. You would also think that if a...
Forum: News 07/13/10, 05:25 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 6,131
Posted By maximum
OMG IM SO SORRY TO HAVE BOTHERED YOU

OMG IM SO SORRY TO HAVE BOTHERED YOU
Forum: News 07/13/10, 02:16 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 6,131
Posted By maximum
Weeelll... The view through the window appears...

Weeelll...

The view through the window appears to be that of the Las Vegas strip, which is all good and fine, but the Flamingo hotel itself is on Las Vegas Blvd., which would make this photo...
Forum: News 03/30/10, 09:32 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,017
Posted By maximum
A friend of mine/promoter tried to book them for...

A friend of mine/promoter tried to book them for a date after Bamboozle Left, and they were asking for that guarantee (to which my friend politely told them to fuck off). I'm not going to divulge any...
Forum: News 03/30/10, 06:54 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,017
Posted By maximum
It should be known that Something Corporate is...

It should be known that Something Corporate is asking $100K to play each of these reunion shows. Makes sense, right? NO.
Forum: Reviews 10/14/09, 09:34 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,035
Posted By maximum
Fact: 1372 Overton Park is the place where Elvis...

Fact: 1372 Overton Park is the place where Elvis took karate lessons in the 1970's.

Also a fact: Lucero rehearse and sometimes live in this very same space.


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