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Forum: General 05:59 PM - 08/03/15
Replies: 4,291
Views: 401,336
Posted By CoopDawg
Screw it, here's what I look like:

https://farm1.staticflickr.com/439/19649749954_3aa62a2b22_z.jpg

https://farm1.staticflickr.com/404/20084391028_de64bd6d61_b.jpg
Forum: General 05:48 PM - 08/03/15
Replies: 5,932
Views: 705,441
Posted By CoopDawg
O8MQMn-62y4
Forum: General 05:54 AM - 07/14/15
Replies: 101
Views: 3,357
Posted By CoopDawg
The Beatles.
Forum: Personal Life 05:51 AM - 07/14/15
Replies: 1,765
Views: 52,798
Posted By CoopDawg
No. That's just silly.

Why would muttley think of something so silly?
Forum: News 11:36 AM - 07/01/15
Replies: 26
Views: 3,043
Posted By CoopDawg
I wonder if Jane will write about this in her diary.
Forum: Personal Life 05:07 AM - 06/27/15
Replies: 1,765
Views: 52,798
Posted By CoopDawg
Of course, my child. A winner is you.

How the heck DID I fit that rocket launcher in my pocket? Is it a subtle metaphor for something, and if so what?
Forum: News 07:53 PM - 06/22/15
Replies: 73
Views: 6,714
Posted By CoopDawg
Dude's a slave to his own misfortune.
Forum: General 09:43 AM - 06/20/15
Replies: 75
Views: 2,317
Posted By CoopDawg
There's nowhere near enough sand where I'am to cover me. Went with a 3 because there's still the possibility that some will get in my eyes.
Forum: Personal Life 06:46 PM - 06/19/15
Replies: 1,765
Views: 52,798
Posted By CoopDawg
Orange-flavored apple juice.

Sus?
Forum: Recommendations 09:34 AM - 06/15/15
Replies: 8,187
Views: 970,953
Posted By CoopDawg
Songs from the '70s

1. Earth, Wind & Fire - September
2. Yes - Starship Trooper
3. Fleetwood Mac - Never Going Back Again
4. Pink Floyd - Welcome to the Machine
Forum: General 10:29 PM - 06/03/15
Replies: 5,932
Views: 705,441
Posted By CoopDawg
Of course you would laugh manically at the misfortune of others, Black Sweat Stain. You're just as cruel and evil as ever. Shame on you!
Forum: Share Your Lyrics and Poetry 05:14 PM - 06/02/15
Replies: 2
Views: 303
Posted By CoopDawg
You forgot to mention Zelda's tits.
Forum: Entertainment 08:10 AM - 05/31/15
Replies: 16,058
Views: 1,399,278
Posted By CoopDawg
Mad Max: Fury Road - 8/10
Metropolis - 10/10
Forum: Music 08:08 AM - 05/31/15
Replies: 3,225
Views: 263,680
Posted By CoopDawg
We Are The Romans by Botch

8.5/10
Forum: Personal Life 02:58 PM - 05/29/15
Replies: 1,765
Views: 52,798
Posted By CoopDawg
Nope. A new law was passed recently that clearly states that the activity known as "having fun" being executed underneath any boadrwalk of any kind is strictly illegal.

Should we start a petition...
Forum: Personal Life 07:12 PM - 05/28/15
Replies: 1,765
Views: 52,798
Posted By CoopDawg
I already work a lot in landscaping and I hardly get paid anything, but I mostly do it cause I love working outside.

Do you want me to come and landscape your house?
Forum: Personal Life 06:28 AM - 05/28/15
Replies: 1,765
Views: 52,798
Posted By CoopDawg
Two days.

What will you do with your last two days alive before the rabbits exterminate us all?
Forum: Personal Life 06:32 PM - 05/26/15
Replies: 1,765
Views: 52,798
Posted By CoopDawg
I hope.

What should I buy with my points?
Forum: Personal Life 04:07 PM - 05/26/15
Replies: 1,765
Views: 52,798
Posted By CoopDawg
Your mother. HIYOOOOOOOO!!!!

Was that going too far?
Forum: Personal Life 07:30 PM - 05/25/15
Replies: 1,765
Views: 52,798
Posted By CoopDawg
m = mass
L = length
dL = derivative of length value

Therefore, (mass)(length) + d(length) = propane

I tell ya h'what?
Forum: Personal Life 05:26 AM - 05/22/15
Replies: 1,765
Views: 52,798
Posted By CoopDawg
Wha?

Wha?
Forum: General 06:16 PM - 05/21/15
Replies: 92
Views: 5,149
Posted By CoopDawg
Tl;dr
Forum: Entertainment 08:06 AM - 05/20/15
Replies: 16,058
Views: 1,399,278
Posted By CoopDawg
Irreversible

7.5/10
Forum: News 08:02 AM - 05/20/15
Replies: 18
Views: 2,344
Posted By CoopDawg
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/531513909077762049/DhtXlgSM_400x400.png
Forum: Personal Life 12:24 PM - 05/18/15
Replies: 1,765
Views: 52,798
Posted By CoopDawg
A math problem.

Should I pull a dirty sanchez and just not post a question?


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