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Forum: Personal Life 07:16 PM - 04/25/15
Replies: 3,595
Views: 205,972
Posted By White
Use exclusively for casual sex and catfishing people.
Forum: Personal Life 06:37 PM - 04/25/15
Replies: 6,314
Views: 329,853
Posted By White
The Scottish accent.
Forum: Music 11:22 AM - 04/25/15
Replies: 10,138
Views: 571,371
Posted By White
Preferably, yes.
Forum: Music 11:39 PM - 04/24/15
Replies: 10,138
Views: 571,371
Posted By White
Untitled is still epic, and y'all can fuck a dog.
Forum: Music 08:59 PM - 04/24/15
Replies: 6,262
Views: 364,944
Posted By White
......seriously?

Oh goddammit.

Anybody wanna reimburse me on behalf of Apple?
Forum: Music 08:38 PM - 04/24/15
Replies: 6,262
Views: 364,944
Posted By White
It does kinda have a bootleg feel, but it is an official release nonetheless. Unless iTunes scammed me.

Either way it's terrible and I'd love another one.
Forum: Music 08:32 PM - 04/24/15
Replies: 6,262
Views: 364,944
Posted By White
Technically we already have a live album.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/63259661/Live+At+Bamboozle+2010+Live+Nation+Studios+dgd.png
Forum: Sports 07:13 PM - 04/24/15
Replies: 889
Views: 12,173
Posted By White
Hopefully we can pawn off Lupul on the Pens now.
Forum: Personal Life 08:34 PM - 04/23/15
Replies: 12,229
Views: 893,839
Posted By White
Just name your kid after you.

Then once his birth certificate is finalized, legally change your name to something else.

If he ever asks why he has a Jr. in his name despite having a different name...
Forum: Entertainment 08:02 PM - 04/23/15
Replies: 1,800
Views: 101,853
Posted By White
I looooved Rapaport in this. Good shit.
Forum: Sports 05:29 PM - 04/23/15
Replies: 889
Views: 12,173
Posted By White
What a goal by Bishop.
Forum: Sports 04:12 PM - 04/23/15
Replies: 4,924
Views: 125,695
Posted By White
Seriously the Calder crop is outstanding this year. Has any award (aside from the Ross, Rocket, and Jennings) ever had joint winners?
Forum: Personal Life 01:05 PM - 04/23/15
Replies: 12,229
Views: 893,839
Posted By White
And if you don't like your name, you'll have to pay the courts 3 bucks to change it.

This is our future.
Forum: Personal Life 12:56 PM - 04/23/15
Replies: 12,229
Views: 893,839
Posted By White
Name him after a famous speedo model.
Forum: Personal Life 11:16 PM - 04/22/15
Replies: 6,314
Views: 329,853
Posted By White
On a similar note...

The fact that none of the aforementioned taste like vanilla frosting annoys me. Like honest to god it genuinely bums me out. Literally every time I eat vanilla frosting I think...
Forum: Entertainment 10:38 PM - 04/22/15
Replies: 14
Views: 887
Posted By White
Or maybe she does and all her appearances in #3 are in flashbacks.

Let's not jump to conclusions.
Forum: Sports 09:23 PM - 04/22/15
Replies: 889
Views: 12,173
Posted By White
Who aside from Winnipeg fans actually thought that?
Forum: Personal Life 08:53 PM - 04/22/15
Replies: 12,229
Views: 893,839
Posted By White
Actual self-improvement is impossible. What you can do, however, is just constantly lie to yourself and only hang out with people who will enable you. Anyone who says otherwise is just a hater, and...
Forum: News 08:23 PM - 04/22/15
Replies: 17
Views: 1,981
Posted By White
Yeah I rave about this girl's voice on like every Pvris post, but she doesn't sound great here (nor has she in the few live videos I've seen).
Forum: Personal Life 08:01 PM - 04/22/15
Replies: 8
Views: 525
Posted By White
Nothing good happens before 8 PM either.

Life is generally subpar all hours of the day.
Forum: Sports 07:37 PM - 04/22/15
Replies: 889
Views: 12,173
Posted By White
Dirty goal no doubt, but Trouba did fuck up on that play pretty bad.
Forum: Sports 04:17 PM - 04/22/15
Replies: 4,924
Views: 125,695
Posted By White
Chia reportedly named Oilers' pres of hockey ops.
Forum: Entertainment 02:03 PM - 04/22/15
Replies: 881
Views: 35,857
Posted By White
So I have to ask once again: is there any hope of an AP tourney? I think we've got like 5 people who consistently respond in the affirmative, so come on 3 more of you fuckers show yourselves.

I will...
Forum: Music 01:09 PM - 04/22/15
Replies: 6,262
Views: 364,944
Posted By White
Still contend it's about Pat Robertson, and they're all secretly biblical literalists.
Forum: Entertainment 12:56 PM - 04/22/15
Replies: 7,920
Views: 435,129
Posted By White
He intentionally forewent proper punctuation, he definitely knows what he's talking about.


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