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Forum: Sports 09:28 AM - 08/03/15
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Posted By Hamburglar
Arms should be tied behind players' backs at all times. There's no need for them, they only cause trouble.
Forum: Sports 06:37 AM - 07/31/15
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Posted By Hamburglar
Loyalty, I guess? Not unheard of, rewarding a guy who's been there nearly 10 years.

Not worth it. But whatever. I'm done trying to rationalize spending in this sport.
Forum: General 09:04 PM - 07/30/15
Replies: 124
Views: 5,788
Posted By Hamburglar
It IS a Dodge Ram commercial. If you slapped a logo on it you wouldn't even question it. What a strange, strange decision for a video.
Forum: General 03:08 PM - 07/30/15
Replies: 124
Views: 5,788
Posted By Hamburglar
...The "Something More Than Free" video is sooo bad.
Forum: Sports 07:10 PM - 07/29/15
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Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
I didn't realize Kaka was on that 2002 World Cup side
Forum: Sports 06:54 PM - 07/29/15
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Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
Woah, Paulie. The chinaman is not the issue here.
Forum: Sports 06:46 PM - 07/29/15
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Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
Now we're talkin. 2 quick goals. This is fun.

Kaka and Villa in MLS is so awesome.
Forum: Sports 06:38 PM - 07/29/15
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Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
Not a great 15 minutes so far.
Forum: Sports 05:29 PM - 07/29/15
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Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
Yeah wtf with Penedo. Out of nowhere. Has to be some roster rule they're trying to adhere to, right?
Forum: Sports 03:15 PM - 07/29/15
Replies: 12,990
Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
Can we still use "Fat Ronaldo" to specify which Ronaldo we're referring to? That's actually the accepted nomenclature
Forum: Sports 01:54 PM - 07/29/15
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Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
...But the fun is that Mourinho said that about another manager's wife. The sentiment isn't what's funny; the situation as a whole is funny because it's completely uncalled for.

Can't I laugh at the...
Forum: Sports 11:16 PM - 07/28/15
Replies: 12,990
Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
Then WHY doesn't he say America with an accent as well? What's the distinction between those two words?!?! It's a Mexican team, why treat club like a spanish word and America like an English...
Forum: Sports 09:10 PM - 07/28/15
Replies: 12,990
Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
...Have you EVER heard anybody say Cloob America instead of Club America. And if he's just insisting on pronouncing it correctly, then why just say "Cloob" with an accent and not America with an...
Forum: Sports 06:11 PM - 07/28/15
Replies: 12,990
Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
If the commentator could stop pronouncing "Club" America like "Cloob" America it would make me feel much more comfortable.

(He's actually a great commentator. Used to be with the Dynamo.)
Forum: Sports 06:09 PM - 07/28/15
Replies: 12,990
Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
Didn't realize Memo Rodriguez was out there.

It's actually comforting to know that there are HG players in the league that are way too good for this game. Tyler Deric, for example, has no business...
Forum: Sports 04:00 PM - 07/28/15
Replies: 12,990
Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
Yeah over the past two years I've completely lost track of the Premier League and European soccer in general, and MLS is the only league I pay attention to. It's brilliant. It's addictive. It's...
Forum: Sports 03:55 PM - 07/28/15
Replies: 12,990
Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
@Ed - Speaking purely talent-wise. Nothing to do with their actual MLS performance or legacy.


(Keane actually has rightfully earned his spot in any MLS "best ever" lists though, imo.)
Forum: Sports 03:45 PM - 07/28/15
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Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
In the context of their knowledge of the league, that list is obviously bullshit.

But I like these hypotheticals, and realistically I don't think they're that far off:...
Forum: Sports 07:03 PM - 07/27/15
Replies: 12,990
Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
It's been surreal, because so many of these guys that have signed have been linked with us for a comically long period of time. To the point where they had become running jokes. "Oh, Drogba linked...
Forum: Sports 07:32 AM - 07/23/15
Replies: 12,990
Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
Pretty cool that the NY kids got the result against Chelsea last night. I hate the fact that the game took place at all, but imagine being a 16 year old and scoring against Chelsea like that.
Forum: Sports 05:42 PM - 07/22/15
Replies: 12,990
Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
The US fanbase is so fucking reactionary, it's nuts. Gotta shut off twitter for a while.

There's not much you can say or point to in this result. We screwed up a few times and lost. We had some...
Forum: Sports 04:10 PM - 07/22/15
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Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
Bradley fired up
Forum: Sports 03:48 PM - 07/22/15
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Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
No team with JeVaughn Watson in the starting lineup should EVER have the lead, under any circumstance. This is embarrassing.
Forum: Sports 03:40 PM - 07/22/15
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Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
......
Forum: Sports 03:37 PM - 07/22/15
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Views: 294,337
Posted By Hamburglar
Fucking Darren mattocks? Really?


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