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Forum: Personal Life 07/29/14, 06:27 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 434
Posted By Ollie McKraut
That's interesting and a little bit beyond my...

That's interesting and a little bit beyond my scope. In the Army I'm fairly certain aspiring officers who don't do ROTC or West Point need to do an appreciable amount of time on the enlisted side...
Forum: News 07/28/14, 07:07 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,170
Posted By Ollie McKraut
I think if we can effectively reduce our...

I think if we can effectively reduce our attention span to 1 second it will allow us to use 100% of our brains.

And thereby become X-men
Forum: News 07/28/14, 06:48 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 8,896
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Handwritten is their best album. Gonna save this...

Handwritten is their best album. Gonna save this track for when I buy the record since I've already dug Get Hurt and Rollin
Forum: Personal Life 07/28/14, 06:11 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 434
Posted By Ollie McKraut
I'm an officer in the reserve component of the...

I'm an officer in the reserve component of the army and my college sweetheart/current long distance something-whatever is an officer in the navy.

It seems like you're planning on enlisting, in which...
Forum: News 07/28/14, 05:13 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,850
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Phrase/T design is a spoof of "defend...

Phrase/T design is a spoof of "defend Brooklyn" shirt with AK-47 that Spike Lee was once seen wearing.
Forum: News 07/26/14, 06:35 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,655
Posted By Ollie McKraut
I actually caught Zach in an off-Broadway...

I actually caught Zach in an off-Broadway performance of Shrek. Moving.
Forum: News 07/25/14, 08:02 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 6,107
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Brian hasn't looked that good since the Great...

Brian hasn't looked that good since the Great Expectations video.


uh and the girl was pretty cute too
Forum: Entertainment 07/25/14, 07:51 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,200
Posted By Ollie McKraut
the boobs in the trailer got me hard but I'll...

the boobs in the trailer got me hard but I'll probably skip this
Forum: News 07/22/14, 04:34 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 5,701
Posted By Ollie McKraut
what a bitch

what a bitch
Forum: Personal Life 07/16/14, 02:27 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,332
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Please take your leave of this heretofore very...

Please take your leave of this heretofore very constructive and therapeutic discussion along with your superior attitude and social justice schtick.

Thanks are owed to the bros who continue to...
Forum: News 07/14/14, 06:24 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 14,711
Posted By Ollie McKraut
This is a statistical absurdity, there must be...

This is a statistical absurdity, there must be more to the story.
Forum: Personal Life 07/14/14, 06:22 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,332
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Thank you for this post I feel as if I have...

Thank you for this post



I feel as if I have been scurrying around a battlefield unarmed and you just thrust a rifle into my hands. Very insightful, thank you. You should have a TV show.

~55 hrs...
Forum: Personal Life 07/13/14, 09:47 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,332
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Thank you for this post. While I do have nagging...

Thank you for this post. While I do have nagging doubts about the bolded, your words are affirming.

Thanks to everyone else who has posted also, I have appreciated both the practical advice and the...
Forum: Personal Life 07/12/14, 12:02 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,332
Posted By Ollie McKraut
I think a woman just rejected me

Not sure how to feel bros. Shell shocked by this one.

I suggested to a beautiful woman that she come with me to the Indians game today and she said "I'm just going to go home, eat something greasy,...
Forum: General 07/12/14, 11:50 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 4,944
Posted By Ollie McKraut
I believe this. What I said above is just what it...

I believe this. What I said above is just what it sounds like to me when people jump to her defense by claiming "big deal she can't sing, it's more about the...
Forum: General 07/12/14, 09:28 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 4,944
Posted By Ollie McKraut
she's famous because she was hot many years ago....

she's famous because she was hot many years ago. her voice is not important
Forum: Personal Life 07/12/14, 09:26 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 662
Posted By Ollie McKraut
My take is if a gorgeous woman asked my...

My take is if a gorgeous woman asked my permission to engage in some kind of intimate contact I would get a real kick out of it, so I tend to do this too.

OP I think you are okay, she is trippin
Forum: News 07/12/14, 08:37 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,424
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Why would they need to give a 17 year old boy...

Why would they need to give a 17 year old boy drugs to give him a boner. Would not the SI swimsuit issue be safer, easier, and cheaper?
Forum: News 07/11/14, 06:48 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 4,444
Posted By Ollie McKraut
I cried a tear out of each cheek at my desk...

I cried a tear out of each cheek at my desk today, once I heard the news after getting back from taking the morning off to walk through the Warehouse District, Gateway, and Playhouse Square to CSU...
Forum: News 07/08/14, 08:21 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,627
Posted By Ollie McKraut
i'm really starting to hope the world ends in 2012

i'm really starting to hope the world ends in 2012
Forum: Personal Life 07/08/14, 08:17 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,258
Posted By Ollie McKraut
just keep swiping right on tinder

just keep swiping right on tinder
Forum: News 07/03/14, 08:24 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,412
Posted By Ollie McKraut
everyone's quick to hop off the pitchfork...

everyone's quick to hop off the pitchfork bandwagon but let's not forget they got Kanye West right, what a masterpiece that Good Ass Job record was. What did he change the title to again?
Forum: News 07/03/14, 08:06 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 12,904
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Punk is having girl problems? I feel bad for you,...

Punk is having girl problems? I feel bad for you, son...
Forum: Personal Life 06/28/14, 04:01 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,061
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Just do not be a weak bitch and you will be able...

Just do not be a weak bitch and you will be able to resist. Be advised your life is about to become very boring though.
Forum: News 06/27/14, 04:00 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 4,143
Posted By Ollie McKraut
i know you want it. i know you want it.

i know you want it. i know you want it.


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