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Forum: Personal Life 12/01/13, 09:49 PM
Replies: 6,524
Views: 391,003
Posted By Too Slow
How has Nintendo decreased their trippiness?

How has Nintendo decreased their trippiness?
Forum: Politics 11/16/13, 01:01 AM
Replies: 525
Views: 53,909
Posted By Too Slow
English Teacher: High School.... That's what I am...

English Teacher: High School.... That's what I am going to be.
Forum: News 11/11/13, 08:11 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 12,145
Posted By Too Slow
Holy shit, I didn't think they'd be playing a set...

Holy shit, I didn't think they'd be playing a set this long. So excited to check this out; I really liked their Soundspace performance
Forum: General 11/02/13, 01:22 AM
Replies: 535
Views: 17,288
Posted By Too Slow
I'm.... fairly drunk after a night from serving...

I'm.... fairly drunk after a night from serving (cocksucking) This is the only safe place I can go
Forum: Sports 07/27/13, 12:22 AM
Replies: 8,800
Views: 226,616
Posted By Too Slow
I mean, how easy was it to take him seriously...

I mean, how easy was it to take him seriously when he cranked out 3 WHOLE PUSHUPS before entering the ring?
Forum: Sports 07/22/13, 06:52 PM
Replies: 8,800
Views: 226,616
Posted By Too Slow
AN hour for two DB matches? Is he going to take...

AN hour for two DB matches? Is he going to take them one after another?
Forum: Sports 07/22/13, 06:47 PM
Replies: 8,800
Views: 226,616
Posted By Too Slow
PUT THAT AWAY GOD DAMMIT! THAT'S BRYAN'S...

PUT THAT AWAY GOD DAMMIT! THAT'S BRYAN'S BELLA!
#honorfornoreason
Forum: Sports 07/22/13, 06:31 PM
Replies: 8,800
Views: 226,616
Posted By Too Slow
Whoa, there were 3 question marks earlier. Did I...

Whoa, there were 3 question marks earlier. Did I miss a match?
Forum: Sports 07/18/13, 01:24 AM
Replies: 8,800
Views: 226,616
Posted By Too Slow
Haha, just being a smartass man.

Haha, just being a smartass man.
Forum: Sports 07/15/13, 11:17 PM
Replies: 8,800
Views: 226,616
Posted By Too Slow
4.1/10 at best honestly.

4.1/10 at best honestly.
Forum: Sports 07/15/13, 09:38 PM
Replies: 8,800
Views: 226,616
Posted By Too Slow
I love it too... I raged hard about him losing...

I love it too... I raged hard about him losing last night, but after thinking about it, I realized he didn't really need it.... Cena confirmed it tonight. Also, HENRY SUCKS #CheapHeat
Forum: Politics 07/13/13, 02:28 AM
Replies: 3,465
Views: 158,769
Posted By Too Slow
Christ. I haven't read the rest of the thread......

Christ. I haven't read the rest of the thread... but seriously man? "We don't know what he was doing that night." What might he have been doing?" Not a direct quote, but a paraphrase.Kid was walking...
Forum: Sports 07/09/13, 08:35 PM
Replies: 8,800
Views: 226,616
Posted By Too Slow
Is Brad's hair graying?

Is Brad's hair graying?
Forum: Sports 06/30/13, 05:40 AM
Replies: 9,968
Views: 250,541
Posted By Too Slow
I mean, I was pretty sure it's Cena....

I mean, I was pretty sure it's Cena....
Forum: Sports 06/29/13, 08:37 PM
Replies: 9,968
Views: 250,541
Posted By Too Slow
Wrestlezone's been having quite the day... Both...

Wrestlezone's been having quite the day... Both decrying the Fall of Daniel Bryan, then breathing huge sighs of...
Forum: Sports 06/28/13, 09:48 PM
Replies: 9,968
Views: 250,541
Posted By Too Slow
I'm pretty sure it was when Daniel was trying to...

I'm pretty sure it was when Daniel was trying to get back in the ring, and Randy clocked him with the chair.
Edit: Though, it didn't seem a particularly egregious violation.
Forum: Sports 06/08/13, 12:18 PM
Replies: 9,968
Views: 250,541
Posted By Too Slow
Ryder got TWO wins in a night? Quota fulfilled...

Ryder got TWO wins in a night? Quota fulfilled for the year.
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 09:38 PM
Replies: 9,968
Views: 250,541
Posted By Too Slow
I think he picked up on that man.

I think he picked up on that man.
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 09:19 PM
Replies: 9,968
Views: 250,541
Posted By Too Slow
Hey look, you're starting to sound like the worst...

Hey look, you're starting to sound like the worst poster in all of AP.
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 01:17 AM
Replies: 9,968
Views: 250,541
Posted By Too Slow
Sorry, I don't watch anything with that...

Sorry, I don't watch anything with that killer.......




....totally chanted his name last Tuesday.
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 01:13 AM
Replies: 9,968
Views: 250,541
Posted By Too Slow
Can't see the Video. Lemme guess, Hardy Boyz in a...

Can't see the Video. Lemme guess, Hardy Boyz in a triple threat ladder match?
Edit: Lol, Wrong as fuck
Forum: Music 04/23/13, 01:12 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,538
Posted By Too Slow
Do you have to like them...? To achieve what end...

Do you have to like them...? To achieve what end sir? No one told me I had to like blink-182 (as a matter of fact, many people were disgusted by this fact) yet I did it anyway. No one is telling you...
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 01:08 AM
Replies: 9,968
Views: 250,541
Posted By Too Slow
Also, can I fucking rant about Mark Henry? What...

Also, can I fucking rant about Mark Henry? What the fuck is he still doing around? He's slow an uninteresting. And that's not to say that all big guys are slow and uninteresting, but FUCK, nothing...
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 01:02 AM
Replies: 9,968
Views: 250,541
Posted By Too Slow
Remember when I thought my two favorite SD...

Remember when I thought my two favorite SD superstars would be at a taping for SD?
Forum: Sports 04/23/13, 12:55 AM
Replies: 9,968
Views: 250,541
Posted By Too Slow
Don't get me fucking started about the (current)...

Don't get me fucking started about the (current) tag champs wrestling (or in my case, not wrestling) on TV...


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