[AussieBoy]

Originally Posted by RyanPm40

^ This. Why the hell would you sit down to wipe? You're just dragging it up your gooch to your ball sack. Such a weird fuckin' way to wipe

i used to stand up, but in the last year i've stayed sitting down, mainly from laziness, but i have dragged on my gooch and cags a few times, i'll need to go back to standing, plus my doodle gets in the way trying to wipe sitting down a bit

[incognitojones]

Always stand up to wipe.

But I stand up to shit too, so I'm kind of biased.

[Carolie97]

Its not an option smalls.

[ImTheSheriff]

Originally Posted by BusterBluth

My friends always thought I was weird for standing up.

one time my friend walked in on me while i was standing up about to wipe my ass and when i came out he was like "why the fuck were you standing up?"

i don't know why anyone sits down to wipe, you can't get as clean you sick fucks.

[AussieBoy]

Originally Posted by Star Slight

i cant picture what people mean by standing. Like still bent over squatting with ass over the toilet seat or like fully standing wiping your ass like a retard

Standing as though you were just about to leap up like a cat. Knees bent, calves straining

[thesafeword]

If your ass leaves the seat at all it counts as standing up? Not sure how you can do it sitting down then, unless you wipe in between your legs and smear shit all over your balls you fucking weirdo.

[AussieBoy]

Originally Posted by Star Slight

the fuck then why don't you just do the one leaned cheek on the seat? much easier and you don't risk falling over like an idiot

if after 24yrs i somehow fall over for the first time this week and get shitty toilet paper all over me, then yeah i'll change to that way.

[BusterBluth]

Originally Posted by ImTheSheriff

one time my friend walked in on me while i was standing up about to wipe my ass and when i came out he was like "why the fuck were you standing up?"

i don't know why anyone sits down to wipe, you can't get as clean you sick fucks.

exactly. I want to get as clean as possible.

[BusterBluth]

Is anyone besides me comfortable enough with their friends to shit with the door open and talk to them?

[brook183]

Originally Posted by xjulianx89

Why would anyone stand up and wipe? Your butt-cheeks would smush anything that's there.

Exactly!

[Tristan Needler]

Standing to wipe is patently retarded. Stay seated, one cheek up, in from the side. End of debate.

[KenneyBN]

Originally Posted by Star Slight

the fuck then why don't you just do the one leaned cheek on the seat? much easier and you don't risk falling over like an idiot

Do you have troubles standing up on a regular basis? Its not that big of a risk.


Also for every other fool that thinks you just up stand up straight when you wipe standing, I took some time to sketch out a re-enactment of the "Stand Up Wipe". Watch and learn kids, because this is how you got the job done clean.


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[ImTheSheriff]

Originally Posted by xjulianx89

Why would anyone stand up and wipe? Your butt-cheeks would smush anything that's there.

Do you wipe before your finished shitting?

[AussieBoy]

Originally Posted by KenneyBN

Do you have troubles standing up on a regular basis? Its not that big of a risk.


Also for every other fool that thinks you just up stand up straight when you wipe standing, I took some time to sketch out a re-enactment of the "Stand Up Wipe". Watch and learn kids, because this is how you got the job done clean.


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Hahaha. This exactly!

[AussieBoy]

Originally Posted by Star Slight

thats retarded just lean your cheek

I don't see why Tristian and yourself are getting so upset about it all.
Not everything works for everyone.
I often change it up through out my life and the situation.
Some might be easier for fatties, some for twig people.

See what would you do in those nasty public toilets or the pub loos where there's filth seat and you have to kanga squat over it and don't wanna touch bowl. You gotta change it up my mate