[Wake Up]

i was thinking about myself the other day
wondering why my life turned out so "gay"
then it hit me one by one
like a red hot knife upon my bum

i was alone in this life
i have s cars and loads of strife
if i didn't have these s cars i wouldn't know what to do
because my s cars are the only things that keep me true

[thisisadisaster]

this reminds me of car toons: mater's tall tales