[HarryPotter]

It's Christmas eve, I'm throwing a huge Christmas party tomorrow at my condo and my freaking Sony 55in HX850 just decided to call it quits! All i hear here day in and day out is my girlfriend slept with a 40 year old, or my girlfriend chose some other guy and I just can't take it. Screw you guys, MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED! I don't know how to fix her and bring her back. Seriously, I'm kinda screwed. Christmas sucks!
I have a big black useless object in the middle of my living room. Besides it being Christmas and all that, I just got it 3 days ago.

/I wish I had your problems!

[marieeboxx]

I'm sorry to hear about your loss. Hope all is well.
Here's a hug,

[PAPER R1VAL]

Enjoy your AIDS, mudblood.

[.invisible ink.]

You just got it 3 days ago therefore it's still covered under warranty. Call the manufacturer and stop whining like a little bitch. It's not like you need a tv for a party anyway.

[barkjon]

Anal.

But seriously, sorry mayne.

[Ricketts]

Originally Posted by .invisible ink.

You just got it 3 days ago therefore it's still covered under warranty. Call the manufacturer and stop whining like a little bitch. It's not like you need a tv for a party anyway.

This. Also fuck you. Also sorry, bro.

[Hail Lelouch]

First world problems

[cococrisp20]

Huge condo party with the central point being a TV? Your wizard parties sound pretty lame, Harry.

[HarryPotter]

this is gearing to be the third worst Christmas ever.

Originally Posted by marieeboxx

I'm sorry to hear about your loss. Hope all is well.
Here's a hug,

Originally Posted by .invisible ink.

You just got it 3 days ago therefore it's still covered under warranty. Call the manufacturer and stop whining like a little bitch. It's not like you need a tv for a party anyway.

i was cheap and saw a good deal on craigslist. i can call Sony and see if there's a warranty but they're closed for the holiday. i don't know. i just don't know.

[HarryPotter]

Originally Posted by cococrisp20

Huge condo party with the central point being a TV? Your wizard parties sound pretty lame, Harry.

i don't think it's a central point. but i have/had a tv and now it can't turn on. I can only imagine the awkward "put the game on"
(is there going to be a game? I don't know sports i'm only half man). I'm going to have to run out to the store and buy more booze so people won't notice anything atall

[marieeboxx]

Originally Posted by HarryPotter

i don't think it's a central point. but i have/had a tv and now it can't turn on. I can only imagine the awkward "put the game on"
(is there going to be a game? I don't know sports i'm only half man). I'm going to have to run out to the store and buy more booze so people won't notice anything atall

this.

[cococrisp20]

Originally Posted by HarryPotter

i don't think it's a central point. but i have/had a tv and now it can't turn on. I can only imagine the awkward "put the game on"
(is there going to be a game? I don't know sports i'm only half man). I'm going to have to run out to the store and buy more booze so people won't notice anything atall

Yeah just buy a bunch of booze no one will notice. There are a bunch of NBA games on all day, and they're headliner match-ups if your guests are into the NBA, but a lot of people hate the NBA like me.

[ParkwayTom]

If your party was contingent on your TV and not the party itself, you may want to reconsider having it. Get some bands to play, some nicer liquor, and some cooler people to come out. No one is gonna care about your TV.

[lp670sv]

I thought this thread was going to end with you bitching about a TV and I was going to just hashtag #FirstWorldProblems and leave it at that. I can honestly Never tell when you're being serious anymore so if the rest of that stuff did actually happen then my condolences and I hope you find some peace soon. If not, this is stupid and you are a moron.

[leftapart]

You complain a lot.