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Nadav Nirenberg Seduces Man To Get iPhone Back

Posted by: Keagan Ilvonen (01/05/13)
Nadav Nirenberg (trombone player of Streetlight Manifesto) seduced a man by impersonating a woman on the dating site, OKCupid to retrieve his stolen iPhone.

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11:23 PM on 01/05/13
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I would not have given him $20.
11:25 PM on 01/05/13
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He even gave the guy $20 for his troubles! What a nice guy.
11:35 PM on 01/05/13
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This story is one big ball of creepy.
11:40 PM on 01/05/13
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weird.
11:40 PM on 01/05/13
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also, would definitely not pay the guy $20.
11:45 PM on 01/05/13
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Wow that is amazing, and not at all creepy. Just flat out hilarious
12:42 AM on 01/06/13
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This story is one big ball of creepy.
excuse me?
01:25 AM on 01/06/13
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yep, definitely a creepy story.

let me get this straight. Trombone player leaves phone in cab (not weird), random guy finds phone (normal), guy takes phone (still pretty normal, shitty, but thats our world), then uses the apps on it (dumb, but curiosity is a bitch). now here is where i get lost.

he uses the guy who the phone belongs to's profile on a dating site expecting to meet and date women in person?

and in return, the trombone player thought it was a good idea to invite this guy over to his home? why not meet somewhere that you don't happen to sleep at?

he had a nice selection of nearby parks to chose from.

but then again, being in a ska band is creepy to me to begin with. it's like world music without a country to claim it.
01:32 AM on 01/06/13
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street justice.
02:10 AM on 01/06/13
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Pretty crazy
03:17 AM on 01/06/13
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This made my night.
06:13 AM on 01/06/13
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alright then...
07:15 AM on 01/06/13
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I like the part where he gets met with a hammer.
07:47 AM on 01/06/13
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Saw that icon and got way to excited for new music...
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