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imma let you finish Hogwarts Male - 26 Years Old | So on Friday I was walking into the mall of Georgia through a sea of young people. It was a busy time for kids waiting to see movies and stuff. I was simply going to pick up a shirt from Express. Anyway, as I walked and the sea parted for my 6'3 frame I saw a girl b-line it towards me jumped up and planted one on my lips. With her legs wrapped around my waist I held her up under her arms and pushed her away and gentle brought her back to the ground. In that moment I was terrified. I looked to the left as the four armed officers watched as giant, clearly older me liplocked a clearly underage girl. The cops saw the terror in my eyes as I stared at them, shook my head, and mouthed the words "i didn't do it."
She stood in front of me smiling and it went like this:
"what the hell was that?"
"it was a dare"
"A dare!?"
"Yeah, my friends said I had to kiss blah blah blah" I didn't listen
"A dare!? If you're doing dares you're way too young for me, bro"
I turned to walk away but she grabbed hold
"Wait, you don't think i'm cute?"
"You're like 12"
"i'm 16, and you're like what, 20?"
At this point i thought I was on What Would You Do or Punk'd so I played it very responsible.
"look, you really can't do things like that. It's very dangerous walking up to strangers etc etc, yaddi yaddi yadda"
After being the responsible caring guy i walked away, but she and her friends followed. That's when they tag teamed me.
"Who's the prettiest out of us all?"
Now, these were kids and I know at my age they can be easily impressed so I said "get outta here!" but they just laughed and laughed and followed me like puppies. "get outta here! fucking scram!" but they thought I was joking.
I made it to Express and they came with me. "What are you buying?" And I told in order to not be rude, but in return I got a strange look from the lady working there. I bought the shit and walked outside and to my car where they ended up following.
"You know we get high, so if you wanna smoke we are like into that"
That's when I shook my head. These were kids. very young kids who followed me to my car. I really hoped that that wasn't illegal.
"You have a really nice car, there's so much backseat room"
That sealed it. very young slutty kids. it wasn't like that when I was 16...i wish. I hopped in the car as they were trying to get in but my other doors were locked. I didn't want to put them down too hard so I told them that I had to get home to my mom before curfew. That made me less cool for sure.
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