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Vladimir Putin Hires Boyz II Men to Boost Russian...

Posted by: Alex DiVincenzo (02/02/13)
Russian president Vladimir Putin has hired Boyz II Men in an effort to increase the country's birth rate.
 
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08:57 AM on 02/02/13
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cowlord
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Lol
09:00 AM on 02/02/13
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What??
09:04 AM on 02/02/13
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This is the best thing I have ever read
09:04 AM on 02/02/13
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Headline of the year?
09:05 AM on 02/02/13
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um...what?
09:06 AM on 02/02/13
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in other news, putin is kinda fuckin' awesome
09:07 AM on 02/02/13
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que?
09:12 AM on 02/02/13
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I think they kinda need to take care all of those orphans before they think about trying to increase their birth rate seeing how they banned Americans from adopting them

http://www.rcws.org/aboutus_statistics.htm
09:13 AM on 02/02/13
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This sounds like The Onion
09:22 AM on 02/02/13
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This is ridiculous and kind of awesome.
09:24 AM on 02/02/13
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Absolutely amazing.
09:26 AM on 02/02/13
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What? Holy lol.
09:32 AM on 02/02/13
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As soon as the chorus of I'll Make Love To You starts, it's over....
09:37 AM on 02/02/13
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This sounds like The Onion
my first thought
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