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04:18 PM on 02/17/13 
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NEVERGIVEUP
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Songs with the best zingers. Let's get a list going.

Fall Out Boy: Tell that mick
Brand New: Seventy Times 7
04:44 PM on 02/17/13 
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Interesting thread idea. Does self-deprecating count?
04:54 PM on 02/17/13 
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I don't know if this fits, but



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Fuck, what happened to Ludo? I love a lot of their stuff. Did they break up?
04:56 PM on 02/17/13 
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im not sure, they usually play a couple of shows here a year since they're from here but i dont think they've played a show in a while
05:44 PM on 02/17/13 
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10:17 PM on 02/17/13 
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1:22 and on. Such a low blow to Mr. Vincent Bennett.
10:25 PM on 02/17/13 
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You could just populate this thread with rap battles but this one takes the cake. Ice Cube telling NWA whats what. Pretty much every line is a zinger.
10:28 PM on 02/17/13 
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I feel like people should post the zinger lines in quotes so we don't have to look up songs or listen to an entire song just to hear one zinger.

I'm gonna go with "Rocks Tonic Juice Magic" by Saves the Day:
I'd buy you lemonade right now
if you were here
But then I'd throw it in your face
And I'd listen to you cry
And I'd remember how I miss
our nights under ocean skies
10:43 PM on 02/17/13 
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You the realest ni**a breathin' if I hold my breath
11:00 PM on 02/17/13 
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Butterscotch Krimpets
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1:22 and on. Such a low blow to Mr. Vincent Bennett.

Literally what I came here to post, specifically the "ask your girl...WHA-WHA-WHAT!" spot.
04:29 AM on 02/18/13 
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... lol
04:39 AM on 02/18/13 
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Fuck, what happened to Ludo? I love a lot of their stuff. Did they break up?
I don't think so, Andrew kind of started his own side project and a few of the other guys are involved with Tommy and the High Pilots though. Last I heard Andrew was writing a novel adaptation of Broken Bride. I wish they'd release new music.
07:27 AM on 02/18/13 
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Literally what I came here to post, specifically the "ask your girl...WHA-WHA-WHAT!" spot.

Yeah that's the part I'm going for. Just that whole part from "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you..don't you" part until the end.



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