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11:25 PM on 02/22/13 
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Cause it just couldn't work out. Hopefully we're intoxicated. I don't wanna tell my story just yet but I want to hear yours.
06:18 AM on 02/23/13 
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love rejection
i eat it up

dont have stories to tell
rather ill just tell what i learned

get rejected, love it and you'll be unstoppable

don't over-invest in anyone either
07:53 AM on 02/23/13 
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I've come to the conclusion that ChristopherBear is, in any given moment, entirely stoned.

09:01 AM on 02/23/13 
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My face = rejection.
10:15 AM on 02/23/13 
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love rejection
i eat it up

dont have stories to tell
rather ill just tell what i learned

get rejected, love it and you'll be unstoppable

don't over-invest in anyone either
i agree. if the rainbow reaches over the mountaintop, you can be assured that tomorrow will bring strawberries. eating those strawberries will give you the strength of a thousand sea lions, and no one will ever hurt you again.
10:36 AM on 02/23/13 
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i agree. if the rainbow reaches over the mountaintop, you can be assured that tomorrow will bring strawberries. eating those strawberries will give you the strength of a thousand sea lions, and no one will ever hurt you again.

Still laughing 2 minutes later.
01:34 PM on 02/23/13 
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i agree. if the rainbow reaches over the mountaintop, you can be assured that tomorrow will bring strawberries. eating those strawberries will give you the strength of a thousand sea lions, and no one will ever hurt you again.

i like strawberries. how many do i have to eat to get that much strength?
01:37 PM on 02/23/13 
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I hit on Jenna once. She wasn't having it. What a bitch.
02:27 PM on 02/23/13 
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I hit on Jenna once. She wasn't having it. What a bitch.

does she still post on here? She was hot...
03:16 PM on 02/23/13 
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I hit on Jenna once. She wasn't having it. What a bitch.

What the fuck is wrong with her?
03:54 PM on 02/23/13 
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In all reality this thread has potential to be funny if people actually tell real stories.

Fuck it, I'll go... even though my story kind of sucks.

I was flirting with this girl, texting a little bit. One day I decided to go for it and ask her out. She said she'd love to, and would get back to me whether or not she was free during the weekend.

Yeaah... never got a text back on that one. She still likes my facebook posts and shit, so I have no idea what's going on there. I can't wait for how awkward it's going to be when I see her next
04:06 PM on 02/23/13 
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"I just want to be single..."
04:40 PM on 02/23/13 
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oh come on i look better than THAT guy

and to be fair im not always, i just talk in that manner

and yeah

to give a story

used to have an aversion to rejection
an aversion so bad i'd never try
hit rate 0% (0/0)

then i was like yeah if try and fail i could always try with someone better
stuck to that logic

current hit rate is (1/x) doesnt matter what number x is
since x is a logical number (not like 50 or anyhting) rejection doesnt phase me

sorry theres no real story
story could be summed up in one sentence

on to the next one
05:40 PM on 02/23/13 
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05:47 PM on 02/23/13 
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In all reality this thread has potential to be funny if people actually tell real stories.

Fuck it, I'll go... even though my story kind of sucks.

I was flirting with this girl, texting a little bit. One day I decided to go for it and ask her out. She said she'd love to, and would get back to me whether or not she was free during the weekend.

Yeaah... never got a text back on that one. She still likes my facebook posts and shit, so I have no idea what's going on there. I can't wait for how awkward it's going to be when I see her next

IT WAS A TEST



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