Today's edition of AbsolutePlaylist is brought to you by me, so it's not like any of the other ones since I am a deviant. Currently I date a girl who I went to high school with, but she didn't like me in high school despite some of the best-curated mix CDs ever given to anyone on the planet. I had seen the movie High Fidelity and she hadn't, so how is it possible that this best-laid plan didn't work? Today we investigate this further with a playlist of songs that I actually put on mix CDs for a girl that I liked in high school, complete with commentary. It's in the replies, of course.
This was the EP version, not the re-recorded one for this band's first full-length, because I WAS ON THE BANDWAGON FIRST! I DROVE THE BANDWAGON HERE IDIOT. It is so catchy, a girl will listen to this and see what great taste I have and not be able to stay away. You may be wondering why I chose this lyric video to present this song. It makes sense if you think about it in context.
METRO STATION - SHAKE IT
HELLOGOODBYE - SHIMMY SHIMMY QUARTER TURN
AGH! One of my friends who likes sports saw the tracklist to this mix. Bro, how did that song get there? I don't know. My sister must have snuck it in as a prank. I only listen to Scary Kids Scaring Kids, I don't listen to this stuff bro you know what I'm like deep down.
DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL - VINDICATED
High school girl, I have got tons of feelings. I love to feel happy but a little bit sad! Want to see Spider-Man 2 later today? What? You have plans.
TAKING BACK SUNDAY - THIS PHOTOGRAPH IS PROOF (I KNOW U)
High school girl, I have got tons of feelings. I love to feel happy but a little bit sad! Want to see Spider-Man 2 later today? What? oh u still have plans : - /
INGRID MICHAELSON - BE OK
I am not one-dimensional, I like other stuff that is not pop punk, I listen pop songs sung by girls too.
ENTER SHIKARI - SRY YR NOT A WINNER
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ME VS HERO - WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE OFFICER, PROBLEM?
I heard that you like Four Year Strong. This is kind of like a silly Four Year Strong! The title is so clever did you notice the title. Yeah, no, this band is unsigned. They are DIY.
NEW FOUND GLORY - KISS ME AND/OR EVERYTHING I DO I DO IT FOR YOU
Yeah they recorded a whole covers album! What you didn't know that wow haha. Everything I do it's all I do it 4u.
THE FRAY - SAY WHEN
CRAIG OWENS - A POEM BY ADAM WOLFSON
FRAMING HANLEY - HOME
I did not have an older sibling to tell me to stop
QUIETDRIVE - TIME AFTER TIME
A new take on an old classic! Do u like me yet?
BISHOP ALLEN - CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK
I have discovered indie songs, want to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist with me later? Haha imagine if there was a band like Where's Fluffy right haha I will look for them forever if you come with me
JAY-Z / LINKIN PARK - NUMB/ENCORE [EXPLICIT]
Got the explicit version from Limewire ha! My mom would never know, I always skip it when it's gonna come on in the car. Linkin Park is so cool they are like rop and rack at the same time and Jay-Z is okay I only like his first EP dude's whatever.
RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS - YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
Do you like the part where it gets loud even though it used to be quiet? That's how I feel about you all the time.
EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY - YOUR HAND IN MINE
I think this is not a real band, yeah, you know, they write songs for the movies. Want to see Friday Night Lights with me later? It's okay if you have plans I am free all the time.
A DAY TO REMEMBER - YOU HAD ME AT HELLO
Ugh sometimes I get so angry inside! I go to an A Day To Remember show and mosh it out with my real friends my bros they get me we are the same.