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Who will you choose to fuck?
MHT MIKE 43 36.13%
DIE HARD JEREMY 11 9.24%
SUMMER SKIN JEFF 47 39.50%
B-BONES 18 15.13%
Voters: 119. You may not vote on this poll

 
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02:55 PM on 11/12/08 
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humanafterall
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Male - 25 Years Old
I wanna change my vote.
02:58 PM on 11/12/08 
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I'm pretty sure he didn't climb out he just fought his way through the mother fucker.

WTF is this some fan fiction shit or what?
03:12 PM on 11/12/08 
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B-Bones
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he could be boba's father and be jiggle fatt

WTF is this some fan fiction shit or what?

No...if you read the Bounty Hunter Wars, he actually convinced the Sarlaac to somehow ignite his jetpack and he rocketed out of there and then was nursed back to health by this guy:
03:15 PM on 11/12/08 
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B-Bones
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I'm pretty sure he didn't climb out he just fought his way through the mother fucker.

He used his rocket pack by goading Susejo, a fellow victim whose consciousness had merged with the Sarlaac, into accidentally igniting his rocket pack.
03:16 PM on 11/12/08 
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Roboman
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Bobba Fett climbed out of the sarlack pit.

*Boba
*Sarlacc

And B-Bones is right about Fett escaping and being taken care of by Dengar.
03:18 PM on 11/12/08 
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B-Bones
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no fucking way. Who told you that shit? You don't just climb out of a sarlack pit.

Haha I found this to be very funny.
03:20 PM on 11/12/08 
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Bones just kicked some knowledge. it went dowwwwwwwwwwwn
03:24 PM on 11/12/08 
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B-Bones
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Bones just kicked some knowledge. it went dowwwwwwwwwwwn

Just like that. Boom-shaka-laka.

I don't understand why everyone gets a real name but me both in the poll and in the discussion in here. I'd much rather be called Fatass Billy then Fat Bones, but that's just me.
03:25 PM on 11/12/08 
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B-Bones
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Hahahaha, I am impressed by your Star Wars knowledge, B-Bones. I will give you that.

Haha, you don't know the half of it. Sometimes my Star Wars knowledge scares even me. I have to admit I'm a huge Star Wars nerd.
03:33 PM on 11/12/08 
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B-Bones
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Empire or Return Of?

If I had to choose one...Empire, just because the whole middle part of Return sort of drags. I also really love the end of New Hope. When Han and Chewie come in the Falcon and blast Vader's tie-fighter and says, "Yeeehaw kid, you're all clear," it's just such a FUCK YA! moment.
03:41 PM on 11/12/08 
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B-Bones
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Also love ROTS, minus pretty much everything after Anakin crashlands the Invisible Hand till Anakin is talking to Palpatine about Darth Plagueis while they're watching the Mon Calamari opera. Everything before and after those points is fucking awesome.
04:31 PM on 11/12/08 
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Roboman
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no he didn't fuck use his rocket pack you idiot. he came out without his rocket pack and weapons and special trinkets on his suit as most of weren't werent made to be inside a fucking sand pit with teeth. use your brain you fat idiot.

This is why I voted for Mike.
05:07 PM on 11/12/08 
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B-Bones
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no he didn't fuck use his rocket pack you idiot. he came out without his rocket pack and weapons and special trinkets on his suit as most of weren't werent made to be inside a fucking sand pit with teeth. use your brain you fat idiot.

I'm right. You're wrong. Sorry. I've read the books before.
05:08 PM on 11/12/08 
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B-Bones
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i can't believe that idiot actually said his jetpack was sparked and he flew fucking through it lol.

Maybe cause that's what fucking happened you moron. lol.
05:14 PM on 11/12/08 
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B-Bones
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i can't believe that idiot actually said his jetpack was sparked and he flew fucking through it lol.

Seriously man there are things that you know, which you should stick to. Punk music. AP general forum. Ugly girls. You know these things. Stick to them. Star Wars. Boba Fett. I know these things and I will stick to them. Please just accept that you're wrong and seeing as how I have first-hand fucking knowledge by way of having read the book where he actually escapes from the Sarlaac Pit and you are going off of what? Your fucking head being so far up your ass that you thought you saw the answer in your small intestines? Shut the fuck up you tremendous douchebag.



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