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03:32 PM on 11/04/09 
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kbi the crowing
I'll never lay eyes on you again
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Rochester, NY
Male - 19 Years Old
Originally Posted by JordanBuellView This Post
damn! didnt think of that. that would be disgusting!

precisely my fellow rochesterian
04:28 PM on 11/04/09 
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emit remmus
scentless and senseless
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Hamilton, Ohio
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Originally Posted by voncornView This Post
Where's the "Unconscious 15 year old homecoming date in dark alley way" option?

so wrong, but i chuckled.
04:31 PM on 11/04/09 
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thehereaway
snickers at the swine flu
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Wiltshire, UK
Male - 19 Years Old
Can't you just get a girlfriend or use your own hand?
06:38 PM on 11/04/09 
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kdefrisc
No Stairway! Denied!
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San Luis Obispo, CA
Female - 21 Years Old
Originally Posted by fallingapart101View This Post
I my three friends own one. I don't know why they own them, they have girlfriends. My friend's is called latino heat it is apparently ribbed.

Something about this seems racist.
08:08 PM on 11/04/09 
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fallingapart101
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Northampton, PA
Male - 22 Years Old
Originally Posted by kdefriscView This Post
Something about this seems racist.

Your telling me. There is actually three different kinds, and if you heard them you would think that. I forget them, but the latino one is definately ribbed,
10:31 PM on 11/04/09 
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Tim Lincecum
Scotch and water. Hold the Scotch
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Spokane, Wa
Male - 23 Years Old
i want it just to see what its like, but just like with real pussy, I'd never pay for it
09:22 AM on 11/05/09 
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friskycurtain
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Originally Posted by Tim LincecumView This Post
i want it just to see what its like, but just like with real pussy, I'd never pay for it

So you can borrow a buddy's fleshlight and try it out...lol
03:21 PM on 11/05/09 
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Holly HoX!
http://mdlindenimaginarium.blogs pot
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Minneapolis
Male - 22 Years Old
Seriously?
03:22 PM on 11/05/09 
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Holly HoX!
http://mdlindenimaginarium.blogs pot
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Minneapolis
Male - 22 Years Old
Originally Posted by friskycurtainView This Post
So you can borrow a buddy's fleshlight and try it out...lol

hahahha
01:58 AM on 11/07/09 
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Krs-One
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Reisterstown, MD
Male - 20 Years Old
why
12:06 PM on 11/09/09 
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tonighttonight0
Hawk Attack
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Madison, WI
Male - 17 Years Old
If someone walks in on you it just looks like you're fucking a flashlight.

No.
01:15 PM on 11/09/09 
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Alex DiVincenzo
www.alexislegend.com
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Raynham, MA
Male - 20 Years Old
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The things are too expensive. I want to start a refurbished fleshlight company.
04:45 PM on 11/09/09 
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Debut_Fin
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NJ
Male - 19 Years Old
04:47 PM on 11/09/09 
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tytygood
http://dramaticcut.blogspot.com/
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Pennsauken, NJ
Male - 17 Years Old
Originally Posted by Debut_FinView This Post
Jerk off machine thing
Why would the teeth be sticking out like that?
04:53 PM on 11/09/09 
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Debut_Fin
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NJ
Male - 19 Years Old
Originally Posted by tytygoodView This Post
Why would the teeth be sticking out like that?

because its cockula, obviously



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