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08:30 PM on 06/10/13 
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David87
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Yeah I think he's gonna do good this summer.

"A Zetabite. I believe that's how Michael Douglas got throat cancer...Boom!"
04:31 AM on 06/13/13 
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Yeah I think he's gonna do good this summer.

"A Zetabite. I believe that's how Michael Douglas got throat cancer...Boom!"
i didn't know zettabytes even existed. apparently, they are one sextillion bytes.
10:58 AM on 06/13/13 
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think i might actually like Oliver as a host a little more then Stewart. Stew is great and all, but his need to always play up the fact that he's a physically deficient jewish guy does wear thin sometimes...although i guess if Oli was given enough time we'd see the same thing with his englishness, haha.
11:32 AM on 06/13/13 
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love those shows. awesome hosts and funny as hell
04:04 PM on 06/13/13 
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Zeran
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john oliver's southern accent was fantastic.
08:44 PM on 06/13/13 
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I wonder why Colbert is a rerun tonight....it's not supposed to be
08:48 PM on 06/13/13 
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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I wonder why Colbert is a rerun tonight....it's not supposed to be

Edit: stupid joke.
08:49 PM on 06/13/13 
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His mother passed away.
08:51 PM on 06/13/13 
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His mother passed away.

After his last absence that was caused by her health problems, that's what I was afraid of
08:53 PM on 06/13/13 
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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His mother passed away.

Great, now I feel like a dick.
08:56 PM on 06/13/13 
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Great, now I feel like a dick.

I still thought your joke was funny haha. I never heard that expression before.
08:58 PM on 06/13/13 
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I still thought your joke was funny haha. I never heard that expression before.

It was a Simpsons reference.
08:32 PM on 06/19/13 
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Ugh 10 seconds into Colbert and I already almost teared up. Poor Stephen.



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