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04:29 PM on 06/24/09 
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DooDooBird
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WNBA aside, what are some of the dumbest team names in pro sports?

Oklahoma City Thunder - horrible. lame. gay. all at the same time.

LA Clippers - wtf is a clipper? i think of a grooming utensil.

LA Lakers - yeah, the city is known for its lakes. too lazy to change its name after the move.

Utah Jazz - another example of a lazy franchise.

San Diego Padres - the Fathers?

Houston Texans - very creative... its like naming your team the New York New Yorkers.

Minnesota Wild - as if hockey wasn't unpopular enough... about 95% of the teams all have stupid names.

Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks - even the players are embarrassed about this one
04:31 PM on 06/24/09 
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a guy with the name doodoobird should not be commenting on team names
04:53 PM on 06/24/09 
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a guy with the name doodoobird should not be commenting on team names

a guy with a derek jeter avatar is nothing short of a douchebag
04:54 PM on 06/24/09 
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got me!! because derek jeter is such a huge douche amirite?!?!?!
04:55 PM on 06/24/09 
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a guy with a derek jeter avatar is nothing short of a douchebag

79 years old, you are so clever.
04:59 PM on 06/24/09 
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Buffalo Bills - what the hell is a bill? and why is the logo a buffalo?
05:02 PM on 06/24/09 
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Spicoli hey bud
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This is just one of those things where each team has become second nature in my mind, and none of them really seem that silly.
05:21 PM on 06/24/09 
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Au Revoir Shoshana!
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Shouldn't be talking about pro sports, lets think of stupid college team names.
06:18 PM on 06/24/09 
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Dirty Ernie
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gamecocks
07:01 PM on 06/24/09 
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imirish06
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White Sox.

Their socks are fucking black!!
07:15 PM on 06/24/09 
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Clippers are ships, by the way.

Phillies, Mets, and Reds are stupid baseball team names.
08:58 AM on 06/25/09 
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Dude, that is so wrong.
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Islanders, Reds, Mets, Packers, Nets, Pacers, Jazz, and Thunder.
09:10 AM on 06/25/09 
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Ryan Adams > You
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uh the Reds is a shortening of Red Stockings and they were the first professional baseball club. so that name is not that dumb.
09:12 AM on 06/25/09 
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jawstheme
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lol @ WNBA names aside
10:05 AM on 06/25/09 
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Alot of football teams from america tend to have ridiculous names.Kansas city wizards for example.



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