"dis was no picnic, i got an 88 ford flatbed all lined up with a brand new winch, but i fried it during da hotwire goddammit, good ting monk passed out"
envy is halarious
"we called him wacko, because his DUI was higher than his GPA"
"my brother set me on fire"
"i was just watching the 101 sexiest celebrities show"
"like how mcdonalds grinds out hamburgers and fries you are grinding out communication"
lol