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Author's Rating
Vocals 8.25
Musicianship 7.75
Lyrics 9.75
Production 8.5
Creativity 9.5
Lasting Value 10
Reviewer Tilt 10
Final Verdict: 91%
Member Ratings
Vocals 7.5
Musicianship 7.94
Lyrics 7.81
Production 7.44
Creativity 8.63
Lasting Value 8.44
Reviewer Tilt 8.19
Average: 80%
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Lifetime - Jersey's Best Dancers

Reviewed by: Chris Collum (12/11/09)
Lifetime - Jersey's Best Dancers
Record Label: Jade Tree
Release Date: June 10, 1997

This was a user review published several years prior to my becoming staff.

Once upon a time, somewhere in the swamps of Jersey, there existed a punk band that changed it all. I am speaking, of course, of Lifetime. Active first from 1990 to 1997, and then again beginning in 2005, Lifetime’s influence on what we call the “scene” today is
impossible to understate. This album, as well as Hello Bastards, the one that preceded it, were influential to a variety of artists whose names you might recognize. Adam Lazzara of Taking Back Sunday has some of the band’s lyrics tattooed on his arm. Brand New lists Lifetime as “recommended listening” on their album Deja Entendu. The Gaslight Anthem references this album in their song “We Came to Dance.” Bands such as Rise Against, Silverstein and Fall Out Boy have recorded covers of their songs. The members of Thursday played some of their first shows with Lifetime, in Geoff Rickly’s basement. And then finally there is Saves the Day, whose debut album Can’t Slow Down comes as close as is humanly possible to imitating Lifetime’s sound without actual plagiarism.

So just why exactly do all of these musicians worship the ground that these five New Brunswick punks walk on? Simply put, because Lifetime did it first. Lifetime combined fast beats with catchy melodies, poppy guitar lines with just enough fuzz and crunch, and reflective lyrics with impassioned vocals. From the first track, “Turnpike Gates,” it is immediately obvious that Lifetime are deeply committed to delivering blistering tempos and to chronicling the struggles of love lost, love gained, and love not-so-sure. “Put down that phone / ‘Cause if you want me, just call out / ‘Hey boy,’” closes out the first song before four sharp raps on the snare bring on “Young, Loud and Scotty,” whose name is a play on a Dead Boys album. (Question: Am I the only one who hears huge similarities between this song and Saves the Day’s “Always Ten Feet Tall?”)

The band also addresses complaints against themselves in “How We Are” (one of my all-time favorite Lifetime tracks) and in “The Verona Kings.” “Well I heard you got us figured out / And now there’s talk about the band / But we don’t care / It’s how we are,” Ari Katz sings in the former song. “They don’t hear it / They don’t feel it / They don’t see it / Turn it up,” Katz wails on “The Verona Kings” to end the record.

The instrumentation on Jersey’s Best Dancers is nothing particularly spectacular or technically difficult, but for the style of music Lifetime is playing, it is nearly peerless. Keep in mind, please, when considering this album’s creativity, that it was released over twelve years ago. Katz’s vocals are delivered in a very raw and amateur way, but that is once again fitting with the musical style. Furthermore, the production is also rather rough, but once again that is excusable due to the style of music.

Fair warning: If you are starting to get excited about this band based mostly on my first two paragraphs, I must give a disclaimer. If you don’t have time for any pop-punk material with rougher production than Your Favorite Weapon, then this album may require you to
slightly adjust your ears to let the music fully sink in. Since Lifetime embraces the hardcore DIY ethic just as much as they do sing-a-long choruses, the production on Jersey’s Best Dancers is pretty rough. Furthermore, Ari Katz’s yelp certainly takes some getting accustomed to. To those of you who are used to your vocals auto-tuned and your music delivered at pristine studio quality, I would recommend looking elsewhere for some new music. For those of you, however, who enjoy some of the bands and albums listed below, and would really like to check Lifetime out, by all means pick this up, and be sure to sit down and listen to the album a couple of times while reading the lyrics to fully decipher Katz’s every syllable.


This band is something great, something that not too many people seem to have discovered in recent years, something from what may be a bygone era of basement shows and busting your ass touring in a van and getting almost nowhere. Jersey’s Best Dancers, at twenty-three minutes and eleven seconds long, should be just enough to rock you to your core and question everything you thought you knew about pop-punk. I implore you, oh reader: forego the tenth pair of glitzy neon spandex jeans, and please, buy this album instead. It’s probably cheaper, and it will mean more to you eventually. I promise. Just let Lifetime work their magic:
Could it be such a night?
The basement’s filled with kids, I don’t know
Not beautiful, like your songs,
But all awkward, alone and “don’t belong”
Saw a vacant seat, sat down next to you,
Thought of all the boys that wanted to…
From the inescapable sadness of “Theme Song for a New Brunswick Basement Show,” quoted above, to the furious rage of “The Boy’s No Good,” to the fast-paced fun of “How We Are,” this album deserves your full attention. You might never be the same again.

Recommended If You Like:Saves the Day – Can’t Slow Down; A New Found Glory – Nothing Gold Can Stay; The Swellers; Rise Against – Revolutions Per Minute; The Movielife – Forty Hour Train Back to Penn; The Ataris circa 1999; Jawbreaker; This Time Next Year; pop-punk done right.


Track Listing1. Turnpike Gates
2. Young, Loud and Scotty
3. Francie Nolan
4. 25 Cent Giraffes
5. Hey Catrine
6. Bringin’ It Backwards
7. How We Are
8. Theme Song for a New Brunswick Basement Show
9. Cut the Tension
10. The Truth About Lars
11. The Boy’s No Good
12. The Verona Kings


Check out Lifetime on Myspace.
 
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07:42 PM on 12/30/09
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Chris Collum
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This band is legendary.
Hope my review gives them a few new fans...
06:05 AM on 12/31/09
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Metal Now
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Love the band, like the review a lot too. Lifetime don't seem to get a lot of attention around here.
05:37 PM on 12/31/09
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You talked about a lot of songs, but didn't mention "Cut The Tension".

Not NICER DICER.
10:48 AM on 01/02/10
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Hugely inspirational record to me
07:27 PM on 01/02/10
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Chris Collum
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You talked about a lot of songs, but didn't mention "Cut The Tension".

Not NICER DICER.
Sorry...I love that song but I can't call 'em all out.
Imo, there are NO bad songs on this album.
02:35 AM on 01/09/10
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Thanks for reviewing this- one of my favorite albums of all time. I'm so glad they reunited so I could finally see them live a few times.
06:15 AM on 01/09/10
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Thanks for reviewing this- one of my favorite albums of all time. I'm so glad they reunited so I could finally see them live a few times.
Yeah same here. The album is great. I wish I could see them live...
05:06 PM on 01/09/10
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Yeah same here. The album is great. I wish I could see them live...
I hope you get the chance. It may require a road trip on your part, given that the band members have day jobs. Until recently, I lived in the DC area and it was close enough for the guys to do a day trip down there and play a show. My profile picture is actually me with their guitarist, Dr. Dan. I've followed all his bands, especially Kid Dynamite.
06:46 AM on 01/11/10
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Member Rating 69%?!?! What`s wrong with the kids on this site ...
08:54 AM on 01/11/10
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Member Rating 69%?!?! What`s wrong with the kids on this site ...
Word. These fucks probably come in here and are all like "Oh shit, this isn't accessible enough. They don't do breakdowns like A Day to Remember. I don't like this band. I've never heard this. I'm gonna rate it anyways."
/rant
01:08 AM on 01/15/10
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I'm shocked at that fucking member rating. And that this review hasn' got many views. ?
I thought you did a good job, dude...
06:25 PM on 01/31/10
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I'm shocked at that fucking member rating. And that this review hasn' got many views. ?
I thought you did a good job, dude...
Thanks. I'm not too concerned about me not getting recognized for the review, but I'd really like to see some love for this album on the site. It's so good...
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